Moustache Ride
I've always wanted to see Robert Downey Jr. with a moustache, but this isn't what I had in mind. Usually a moustache can make a dude look like an evil child toucher or a porn star from the 70s. RDJ looks more like the latter. Personally, I'm into it. It's looks like one of those furry, black catepillars lounging on his lip. RDJ wore his furry friend to the "Tropic Thunder" premiere last night where he was joined by his wifey.
Matthew McConaughey also tore himself away from his double bong to show up to the premiere. Thankfully, he left Levi Strauss at home. It's also a good thing that he kept his sunglasses on. Bloodshot stoner eyes never look good in pictures.
Also, I just looked up the cast of this Tropic Thunder shit on IMDB and it says Tyra Banks plays herself in it! Why the hell wasn't she at the premiere?! Shit, why wasn't the premiere held on her show?! Hell, why wasn't it called "Tyra Thunder" instead?!
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Submitted by TOPANGA on August 12, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Robert Downey Jr.....I'd totaly hit it, five times sideways, mustache and all =-)
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That's precisely what I said to myself today as I saw Robert Downey Jr.
He really does look like a 70s porn star or mayhaps Ned Flanders.
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Submitted by jussayin on August 12, 2008 - 9:09pm
I would have guessed Cheech.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 12, 2008 - 9:28am.
RDJ is channeling his father in these pics.
...I thought he was channeling Sonny Bono.
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think of the chilfren!
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Is that woman RDJ's wife? I always thought that RDJ was gay. Sort of like how Kevin Spacey is gay but has never come out. I only know this because of a friend of mine who was a male escort in LA and he said he'd escorted both Kevin Spacey and Leo Dicaprio around. OR maybe he knew someone who did Leo.
Your face!
Urgh. RDJ has been looking fucking weird ever since "Iron Man" came out. When he was promoting that movie, his face always looked really twinky and odd. And now this. Wtf?
Also those shoes look absolutely asinine.
I am not loving the 'stache. I am loving how healthy and happy he looks. As envious as I am of his wife, I just can't hate on her. He obviously adores her and she's obviously been very good for him. I wish them both the best.
RDJ looks like the love child of a 3-way between Gomez and Morticia Addams and Tom Selleck in this picture.
Robert Downey Jr.....I'd totaly hit it, five times sideways, mustache and all =-)
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OMG! I fucking live for Tyra! Call me, girl. Now that you're in NYC, we'll do dinner.
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Robert Downey Jr. is totally awesome! And the way he and his wife look at eachother blows me away.
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I would so kill RDJ's wife and take him for my own if I thought I could get away with it.
But since I prolly couldn't I'll just wish them the best and tell him I will love him til the day I die.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
And MM should be ashamed of himself; he's dressed better for this premiere than he did for his baby's momma's show.
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Why does RDJr look younger and younger the older he gets?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
A Noun...> haha I was JUST about to say that.
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I'm surprised Matt didn't bring the baby to this premiere.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
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- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I fucking hate Matthew Mccohagagawhatever. I know of no woman who finds him remotely attractive. As for me? I wouldn't touch him with a twelve foot dildo.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Chico and The Man (with a pompadour)
sad. love him. but this is just sad.
I've always loved RDJ.
On another note, maybe it's been posted in the other pages. but special needs groups are objecting to Topic Thunder because there is a movie within a movie segment that depicts special needs people negatively. I believe the word "retard" is used. I do hate that word, and I do have special needs kids, but I have to think you can't control everything in an art form. I think there are some materials that exist for the movie within a movie that could be taken out of context, but still.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
This premiere must have been a real douche fest.
RDJ looks like he's channeling Robert Goulet.
If he appears at 3pm because I haven't eaten any cashews, I'll let you know.
RDJ looks so respectable and MagnumPI! ;p I would buy a car from him, maybe.
Put a leather cap and harness on RDJ and I'm in.
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RDJ, will you marry me?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Robert Downey Jr. could have a Rollie Fingers mustache and I'd still let him do anything he wanted to me.
Tubby Banks should of showed up in her fatter suit and cried on the red carpet.
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Oh, I love those little catepillars! They are so cute - we call them woolybears. Anygays, they always cross the cuntry roads to get to soybeans and I always swerve around like a drunk to avoid hitting them because they're adorable. :]
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I bet her chocha tastes like cocaine, why would he be with her if this wasn't true?
Yes I am jealous
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 8:36am.
Good morning YourMom ♥ Nelson Muntz's laugh is always in my head when I poke fun at someone.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 6:38am.
I use conditioner.
*slapping sheepies nalgas* Ooooo, your wool is so soft.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Shelley Malil, the Indian who played Steve Carell's "Best Buy" coworker in "40-Year-Old Virgin," was just arrested near San Diego for trying to stab his GF to death. Not so funny!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Good morning YourMom ♥ Nelson Muntz's laugh is always in my head when I poke fun at someone.
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GD, that's one lucky-ass lady.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Matty Mc has fried his brain...he doesn't even try anymore. I'm sure someone forced him into that shirt.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 6:24am.
Opps! I wasn't supposed to say? Can I get a Bush nalgas slap?
I've always been pulling for RDJ in his battle with drugs and booze. He has so much freaking talent! It's so good to see him smiling and happy...he's come a long way from waking up in some stranger's kid's bed to looking as healthy as someone can look given the massive quantity of drugs he put in his body.
Upon further inspection, (because I did not bother to look at his wife the first time...) I noticed three things about the wife:
1. She's actually too cute for the dress
2. I think her shoes are too big for her
3. She should keep her hands off my man
That is all.
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i rather see rdj kissing his wife instead of the robots tom and katie. what a huge difference of a happy couple instead of the other fools.
RDJ is channeling his father in these pics.
I've met RDJ and he looks beat for his age. All those drugs definitely took a toll.
But he is very charming. But I don't have to tell you sluts that.
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Good morning, DeeDee! That's great how you said "Tattle Tale Sheeps" and you've got the avvie of Nelson pointing.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Whoa, wax statue!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Tattle tale Sheeps! Good morning.
RDJ is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week. He looks soooo fine!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on August 12, 2008 - 8:17am.
I loved his goatee.... sigh.... oh my girly heart, I'd let him bend me over til next july.
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Take a number, lady! lol
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
i love rdj, but the stache has got to go...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 6:15am.
RDJ can have a full handlebar moustache for all I care, I'd hit that shit in an instant!
I'm so tellin'! (Nice avie BTW.)
His wife just doesn't have the right shape for that dress...or maybe it's that I just don't like the dress...and wtf with the shoes??? YUCK!
I loved his goatee.... sigh.... oh my girly heart, I'd let him bend me over til next july.
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