Cry Me A River, A Really Slutty River
Sienna Miller was trying to pump in peace, but the paparazzi just wouldn't let her! Cock blockers! The hobag tried to get filled in Mali-boo-hoo yesterday when she was surrounded by photographers. She begged them to leave her ass alone and when asked about Balthazar Getty, she said, "I'm just trying to fill up my fucking car!"
Sienna finally had enough and asked one of the gas station attendants to pump her up. After he filled her, Sienna drove to the police station to ask for help. They escorted her back to her hotel.
You know what Sienna needs? She needs a few lessons about how to deal with the paparazzi from our very own international supermodel Phoebe Price. Chicken Cutlets can teach her how to take a situation like this and turn it into your very own photo shoot. Sienna could have posed with that pump or leaned against her car in a sultry way. The possibilities are endless!
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Submitted by UKer on August 13, 2008 - 12:29am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 12, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 12, 2008 - 10:19am.
God, I hope they drew their guns on her.
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no, she probably got on her slutty knees and sucked their dicks dry like a good little whore that she is.
sienna I hope t you're reading this(she admits to reading stuff about nherself online)
you fucking disgust me.
Oooh, I didn't know that. In that case, Sienna, since you're so good at sucking things why don't you give a nice long blowjob to a .45 or a .38.
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She should have posed w/ tabs w/ headlines proclaiming their affair! PP would've been proud
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 12, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 12, 2008 - 10:19am.
God, I hope they drew their guns on her.
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no, she probably got on her slutty knees and sucked their dicks dry like a good little whore that she is.
sienna I hope t you're reading this(she admits to reading stuff about nherself online)
you fucking disgust me.
If only she took it to the next level and shaved her scraggly looking mop...
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 12, 2008 - 10:19am.
God, I hope they drew their guns on her.
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I hope they whacked her upside the head with their night sticks.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 12:03am.
I really hope the LA cops told her Eff off. An escort?? Bitch, please. How delusional is this chick? She was cackling like a mental patient at lunch with Balzy and the Bruckheimer's the other day.
God, I hope they drew their guns on her.
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TimTams Rule!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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Awww, Sienna, I feel your pain. Here, love, have a nice hot steaming cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING CUNTY WHORE.
Don't worry; it's sugar free.
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She's a fucking cunt.
I hope she has a fatal accident in that car.
Why is this talentless whore alive when talented ppl like Heath Ledger have to die so young.
DEAR SIENNA, I HOPE YOU DIE SOON.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 10:49am.
Booo fucking hooooo!!!
"Please, I'm asking you. I can't live like this, please give me a little bit of respect."
Sure, you get the same amount of respect you cuntwads showed his wife and kids.
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My thoughts exactly. Like Paris asking people not to watch her sex tape. Even though she, you know, MADE ONE, and left it in the hands of a tard.
"WAAA WAAAA WAAA I'm fucking a married man and posing topless for the cameras with him WAAAAAAAAAAA why are people botherin' me? Rosetta sent you, didn't she? WAAAAAAA feel sorry for me WAAAAAAA!"
I really hope the LA cops told her Eff off. An escort?? Bitch, please. How delusional is this chick? She was cackling like a mental patient at lunch with Balzy and the Bruckheimer's the other day.
She may be a used cuntrag, but the girl is Beautiful & Gorgeous.
Oh I know what corpulent means, hos! This fat pig is a disgusting warthog in my estimation, a ridiculously flatulent beast that needs to be put down for her flagrant, gluttonous ways.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
ehs shes probly on the rag and everything just got to her.
i dont know why but for today im liking this beeotch. I think its her sandals. cute.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 12, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 7:42am.
I agree that Sienna is a gross whore, but "corpulent" means "obese".
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Come on, what can we really expect from someone who uses the name cunt.gravy?
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In my previous life, I was a man whore.
so according to the article in the link, this greasy bitch is 26!! yeah right and phoebe price is 28!!
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 7:42am.
I agree that Sienna is a gross whore, but "corpulent" means "obese".
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 9:42am.
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You're too lenient!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 12, 2008 - 9:31am.
I am pleasurably imagining a scenario like the Zoolander gas station fight happening, only to Sienna and others like Tommygirl, Paris, Crackhouse, etc.
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That would be better than winning the lottery... now THAT should be the 'Panty Creamer of the Day'!
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I can think of two comments my first is;
Is that what her face looks like?
My second is;
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. Stars cannot expect the paps to give them all the free publicity they can get in good times only to give them a pass during the bad.
Romp naked on a beach with a married man with 4 kids, they stick a camera in your face.
Fill your car up with gas, they stick a camera in your face.
If a family member dies, they still stick a camera in your face.
Perhaps she should wear a ski cap or stick a nylon on her head like a bank robber.
Or maybe the easiest solution is to stop tripping and falling on married men's cocks.
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In my previous life, I was a man whore.
I think they quoted her wrong.... I believe she said: "I'm just trying to fill up my fucking cunt!" that would make more sense
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"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Thank you cunt.gravy, for expressing my sentiment in ways I didn't think were possible.
Booo fucking hooooo!!!
"Please, I'm asking you. I can't live like this, please give me a little bit of respect."
Sure, you get the same amount of respect you cuntwads showed his wife and kids.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
This corpulent, dried-up cumrag can lick crusty taint for all eternity. What an annoying fucking bitch, with her Cockney chav talk and her trashy, slag behavior. Throw in the deformed face and you've got the Whorebag hat trick. I pray she is ripped to pieces by a pillaging gang of ex-convict rapists for being the slovenly cunt that she is.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
She looks beat. I'm surprised she's even able to attract men with the way she looks most of the time. And I understand that men love put-out... But some of these male celebrities that she's been with, they have women fawning all over them! Women that are probably more pretty than Slutty!
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Two months? Where the hell have I been? Anywho, this "relationship" will end shortly 3..2..1...
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
this would have been a caption this had she been back East at a Getty Gas Station......do they still have them?
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
WTF is she crying about? She's flaunting her sexcapades all over the world and then cries when the paps ask her about it. Geez, when I was 13 I had about 30 Syrian guys spitting after me and calling me every name in the book in the halls at school, but I never cried about it.
No sympathy for her.
that said, they should harrass the man too. he's even more of a scumbag than she is.
She was in Malibu waiting for him to come out of the Getty Museum.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 12, 2008 - 9:31am.
It's been awhile since she's handled anything other than a Getty pump.
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Oh, you are too good.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I agree with the other posters who said that she shouldn't be hanging out in prime celebrity/pap turf. She can easily go into Ventura County or Santa Barbara County where the paps don't seem to bother with.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 7:33am.
By a while you mean two weeks?
Hey, they've been together for two months, no? Or in her world, a long-term relationship.
Submitted by Devore on August 12, 2008 - 9:24am.
she is absolutely right, she is completely unimportant. incessant media coverage about this person is ..insane.
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She only created it herself by being a little trollop, allowing herself to be photographed with a semi-famous married p.o.s. in LA, of all places! I don't trust for a second that she had no idea of what the Hollywood machine consists--I'm sure she knows just as well as the rest of these tards that if you get sloppy in trying to hide something in Hollywood, chances are you're looking for the attention or you just don't give a shit.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
hahahahahaha
@sheeps By a while you mean two weeks?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Holy Britney repeat Batman. "Fill up my car. Drive me home. Pick my boogers."
It's been awhile since she's handled anything other than a Getty pump.
I am pleasurably imagining a scenario like the Zoolander gas station fight happening, only to Sienna and others like Tommygirl, Paris, Crackhouse, etc.
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My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
that's the price u pay for being a celebrity u stupid c****!!
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Submitted by boomsy on August 12, 2008 - 9:24am.
I say they leave her alone forever; that way she'll hopefully fade into obscurity.
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That's what I keep saying about paris hilton.
BTW, your avvie is just too much! I feel like I'm gonna explode from an overload of cuteness.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I say they leave her alone forever; that way she'll hopefully fade into obscurity.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
she is absolutely right, she is completely unimportant. incessant media coverage about this person is ..insane.
This thread is an example of why I love dlisted! In the main pic, I thought she was talking on her cell at 1st. I was sooooooooooooo hoping for a spark to fly out, ignite the gas, & 'splode her whorey ass, like in that email that went around a couple of years ago.
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The sheriff or police chief of lapd said these celebs need to stay home because he's sick of them wasting his time and causing problems for the rest of la with paparazzi! He wants to be able to deal with the gangs and the real issues! As long as these stupid fucks continue to designate themselves all in one place, this will never go away!
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Submitted by bennettk on August 12, 2008 - 10:17am.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
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bennettk, she's looking for attention, booty and a coupla billion in cold hard cash.