Tommy Girl Out, Saint Angelina In
Saint Angelina barely gifted the world with the twin messiahs and she's already going back to work. Angie Jo is expected to replace Tommy Girl as the lead in "Edwin A. Salt." I'm guessing they're going to change the title to "Edwina A. Salt."
Tommy has been linked to the project for a while, but everyone involved probably changed their minds about him when said, "I want my character to have really big hands. HUGE hands. And I want him to dance around. Dancing and huge hands. Glib."
In "Salt," Angie will play "a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence." The movie is currently being rewritten for her.
Let's see, another action movie where Angie raises one eyebrow at least a dozen times, pouts while shooting a gun and does it all in leather pants. Lunesta fest! The studio should just put the movie together using clips from "Wanted," Mr. & Mrs. Smith," "Tomb Raider" and "Gone in Sixty Seconds." Maddox should be the lead in this Salt movie. Not Angie!
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Woohoo, great move! Replace one box office poison for another. I'd rather see Angela Landsbury in this.
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I liked Brad in Interview with the Vampire. Also, I have to admit Tom Cruise really gave a remarkable performance as well.
Tom and Brad should do another flick together. Preferably something with a gay subtext. :)
Another POS movie for Holie Bag the ho.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 11:40am.
LCT,
I have never been a huge fan of Brad. I liked Interview and Fight Club (Ed Norton out acted him IMO), but I never gave him much thought until Angie Ho. Now my ambivalence has turned to distaste. Distaste both for his complete loss of hotness and for his complete lack of morality.
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I agree. The loss of hotness I'm sure can be attributed to the fact that he's aged 15 years in 3. The lack of morality, well, that's not hard.
With Jen out and about flaunting every relationship she has and having every single one of them fail, I'm really starting to dislike her, but can't help but feel so sorry for her with the whole thing, especially in the beginning. First that stupid photo spread came out with Brad, Ange and their fake family, then he goes and has a fucking litter with her.
Angie in action scenes makes me moist.
that is all.
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Thanks Bradiful... that was very insightful, and I agree. I used to like Brad... I was never apeshit over him, but I thought he was cool until he shacked up with Ange. Now he's just a shell of who he used to be, only his shell comes with spit-up smell.
Love Carrottop, yeah that is one of her worse pictures. She looks like she has jaundice and an eyebrow twitch.
Tommygirl's is worse, though. He looks like he's in the middle of a Britneyesque "HAWWWW HAWWWWWWW..." and his sunglasses make him look like the megadouche he is.
"Cute couple. They appear to be happy"
Oh obviously. You know Tommygirl doesn't like anything with breasts and a vagina.
I read on defamer that its not doning so well they only sold 2.5 million thus far its out til Friday. Heres the link
http://coverawards.com/2008/08/11/news_people_brad_pitt_angelina_jolie_t...
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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LCT,
I have never been a huge fan of Brad. I liked Interview and Fight Club (Ed Norton out acted him IMO), but I never gave him much thought until Angie Ho. Now my ambivalence has turned to distaste. Distaste both for his complete loss of hotness and for his complete lack of morality.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
just want to know when the numbers come in for their baby whoring People magazine! I'd love to find out that sales hit an all time low!!!!! I wish they'd just listen to what the publichas to say for once, it would do them some good
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I was at the grocery store a couple of times last week. I didn't even flip through the pages of People while I was standing there. I am woman. I am strong.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 12:16am.
K guys, serious question here.
How many of you still have respect for Brad, or has Angie ruined it all?
- As a Bradilooney, my issue is not about respect it's his twisted sense of duty.
*another Bradiful insight brought to you by Rose Colored Glasses Inc.*
He seems to have a strict discipline complex about "doing the right thing", saving someone.
He is duty bound for a while, then, so it seems, when he grows out of his situation, he QUICKLY gets the fuck out only after doing the necessary prepping to accommodate both him and his other.
He did it with Jen, she lagged about it forever but he took the heat initially and let the "victim" be Jen.
I do not remember ever a SINGLE Brad, he's ALWAYS had a "relationship".
Skeletina, unbeknown to her LOONS OF DOOM, is no different in this respect. His game is changed because of the kids, not her.
Skeletina has no respect or self respect, unfortch, this very large discrepancy in her character carries over to all her mates.
*Bradiful Loon moment over, we now resume regular DLISTING*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sidenote: That has to be one of the worst picture of Angelina Jolie every to be published.
I just want to know when the numbers come in for their baby whoring People magazine! I'd love to find out that sales hit an all time low!!!!! I wish they'd just listen to what the publichas to say for once, it would do them some good!!!!!
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Submitted by joanne on August 12, 2008 - 10:22am.
I am sad for the Brad. Are they covering skin rot on her left cheek?
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Yes, they purposely called in her mortic--I mean, her makeup artist to fix that.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by peaches on August 12, 2008 - 11:21am.
Well shit i cant win for trying now can i?
that's okay!!! maybe it's a good means to an end anyway!!!
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I used to really really like him, I was 11 when interview...came out, and as I remember for me living somewhere else than the USA , there where only two actors that I cared about which were Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt... But I used to like Tom better just cause I have a thing for dark hair, and I don't like blonds that much.
Brad Pitt has disappeared to me. He is gone, he is a figment of what he was. Seriously, his out of screen persona has gotten so big that I can't see him play any part but the circus that is his life.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 12, 2008 - 10:22am.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 12:16am.
K guys, serious question here.
How many of you still have respect for Brad, or has Angie ruined it all?
Never gave two shits about him. I liked Fight Club and Interview with a Vampire, but he's always rated a hearty "meh" on my fuck-o-meter.
Clive Owen, on the other hand (pun intended), will always clock a healthy "OH GOD I'M CUMMING NOW!!!"
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I am sad for the Brad. Are they covering skin rot on her left cheek?
Submitted by peaches on August 12, 2008 - 11:21am.
Well shit i cant win for trying now can i?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by peaches on August 12, 2008 - 11:13am.
no i meant for them to hook a hose up to her car and you know, GET her. Like get the bitch!
Ohhh!!! I seee!!! actually you might not want that either, because than they'd be considered heros, and their dreams of world domination would actually come true!LOL!!!!
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Respect is not a word that comes to mind when I think of either one of those two, LC.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 12, 2008 - 10:35am.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this is one of those times I wish LA was here to defend her object of masturbation & explain how, even though she said she was taking time off to raise her "It's a Small World" family & that she was only going to finish projects she'd already committed to, somehow this is okay. Because St. Skankalina never lies & has only been w/ 4 guys.
Damn right!!! I won't fault her for lying about how many guys she's banged, because many women do that, famous or not, no one wants to admit to being with a lot of partners! However, the other stuff, fuck her for that!!! I read some book about how a person with a conscience would choose the love of thier children over fame fortune and money. Their was also a study done this book talks about, that genuinely good people have unity of what they believe and what they actually do, she does not have that!!!!!
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personals ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Love Carrottop, I happily admit I never had any respect for Brad.
K guys, serious question here.
How many of you still have respect for Brad, or has Angie ruined it all?
Submitted by peaches on August 12, 2008 - 11:13am.
no i meant for them to hook a hose up to her car and you know, GET her. Like get the bitch!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 11:10am.
LCT!
Right back at ya!! Mmmmm mmmm *coff*hairball*
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 10:44am.
Oh yeah maybe the scientologist will get her! ha ha ha yay!!! Good point!
You DON'T want that!!!! She'd be so much worse about it than Tommy Girl!! Look at all the stuff she already shoves down our throats!!!
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LCT!
Right back at ya!! Mmmmm mmmm *coff*hairball*
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Submitted by You Knew Who on August 12, 2008 - 10:49am.
Angelina best acting is done when she portrays herself as a good mother. I can understand a woman wanting a career but for fucks sake, her kids are dragged from pillar to post. What about school and forming friendships with kids their own age. Her rainbow brigade family is gonna be a sucessful an experiment as was Josephine Bakers.
ITA!!! hasn't this stupid bitch ever heard of Maternity Leave!!! Maybe they will take their sweet ass time rewriting this script, if she won't put her children first, maybe someone else will do it for her!!! She used to be someone special! She stood for something! That all changed when she got together with Brad!! The best thing for her and those kids would be to get rid of him! I honestly think she'd be a good person without him around corrupting her with his Hollywood bullshit!
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 10:55am.
Achingly slowly, she began to pull her dress down, revealing a corset and matching set of crotchless panties. I was blinded by the sheer magnificence of the holy light emanating form her glorious sepulchre, a mysterious box where all live begins and ends.
AHHAHHAHAHAHAH Her glorious sepulchre. INDEED!
Oh, Cunt Gravy, thank you thank you thank you for the levity you bring to the misplaced self seriousness (and myriad comedic misfires) of these boards!
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Submitted by dementa on August 12, 2008 - 10:01am.
Your Mom Ate.... I love you. :D
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Ahh dementa, that's very nice to hear--I'm trouble, though. I'll only break your heart.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Clarisse, you find the yummiest avies ever...
Ugh, Cunt.Gravy, it's far too early for vomiting. Share your fan fic at JJ please.
The film is doomed. Angelina Jolie plays the same role every time-Femme Fatale and boring as eff. I just don't get it.
Submitted by Pernicious on August 12, 2008 - 10:45am.
I just realised the other day that I have never seen a movie with Angelina in it.
Yeah, no idea what that means...
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It means you're not a masochist.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 10:00am.
I bet you know Fabio, too. And write Harlequin Romances.
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Ooh--Fabio is very barf-worthy!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 7:55am.
I met Angelina Jolie once.
Are you related to Vagina.Sauce?
*blinks furiously* Zounds.
So they're getting a vaguely masculine woman to play the part originally intended for a man who is way more feminine than she is, in that he probably dons Ariel's shell bra in private? Makes sense. Sort of. Wow, this sounds like a disaster. I doubt I'll even notice when it flits in and out of theatres within a week.
I wonder why Tommygirl is being replaced, tho. Maybe they watched "Valkyrie" and couldn't stop laughing at him in his little Nazi hat.
Your Mom Ate.... I love you. :D
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 10:55am.
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I bet you know Fabio, too. And write Harlequin Romances.
In the immortal words of one Tommy Gun Servo:
"If you see 10,000 movies [next] year, make sure this isn't one of them."
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joe, I am sewing knee pads on my leggings as we speak....heehee
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Oi ! Hay!! Holie stole Tommy Girl's sun-glasses!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
This thread has the Brangelina AND TomKat tags, doesn't that mean it's supposed to explode or something?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I met Angelina Jolie once. We were at a dinner party in Beverly Hills. She sat across from me, her full, supple lips pulsating with sexual energy, a mischievous fire in her eyes the likes of which I had never seen.
Her low-cut little black dress automatically drew your eyes down to her full bosom, which sat there like a shelf, full and ripe. We met later, alone, in the solarium. She seemed to expect this illicit rendezvous and bit her lip in erotic anticipation. Achingly slowly, she began to pull her dress down, revealing a corset and matching set of crotchless panties. I was blinded by the sheer magnificence of the holy light emanating form her glorious sepulchre, a mysterious box where all live begins and ends.
Unfortunately, an inexperience cater waiter burst in on us, and Angelina threw on her dress and left, but I will never forget her humane presence, her poised humility, and the quiet sense of dignity with which she carried herself.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 12, 2008 - 10:49am.
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PSL you need to be creative!! Cut out the crotch, rip off the legs and wear gold lame anklets!
On topic: Did I actually once think that TC was sexy? Was I insane? Rhetorical question.
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Angelina best acting is done when she portrays herself as a good mother. I can understand a woman wanting a career but for fucks sake, her kids are dragged from pillar to post. What about school and forming friendships with kids their own age. Her rainbow brigade family is gonna be a sucessful an experiment as was Josephine Bakers.
By the way, they might as well re name that movie Pound salt, that's how bad it's gonna suck
joe, I'm glad it will only be about 82 degrees today, because I was planning on wearing the gold lame pants.....
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"