Tommy Girl Out, Saint Angelina In
Saint Angelina barely gifted the world with the twin messiahs and she's already going back to work. Angie Jo is expected to replace Tommy Girl as the lead in "Edwin A. Salt." I'm guessing they're going to change the title to "Edwina A. Salt."
Tommy has been linked to the project for a while, but everyone involved probably changed their minds about him when said, "I want my character to have really big hands. HUGE hands. And I want him to dance around. Dancing and huge hands. Glib."
In "Salt," Angie will play "a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence." The movie is currently being rewritten for her.
Let's see, another action movie where Angie raises one eyebrow at least a dozen times, pouts while shooting a gun and does it all in leather pants. Lunesta fest! The studio should just put the movie together using clips from "Wanted," Mr. & Mrs. Smith," "Tomb Raider" and "Gone in Sixty Seconds." Maddox should be the lead in this Salt movie. Not Angie!
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by macbrooks on August 12, 2008 - 10:39am.
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Hey PSL. Yeh I'm sure she didn't have to do too much acting. The role was made for her.
BTW: How goes the gold lame pants? (heehee)
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I just realised the other day that I have never seen a movie with Angelina in it.
Yeah, no idea what that means...
joe, "Gia" was great...plus she ran around naked, and looked beautiful...
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Oh yeah maybe the scientologist will get her! ha ha ha yay!!! Good point!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
FatMartha ~ I disagree...I though aliens were like unisex, middlesex, or anal sex or something.
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Wow, maybe The $cieno's will make her their next target.
So, she'll be pregnant when promoting comes around, *does math*, by my calculations she will HAVE to birth the lost city of Atlantis quads from ancient DNA.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by peaches on August 12, 2008 - 9:37am.
If you truly love and care about your children, you will sacrifice your own needs for thiers!if her and Brad need money so badly, sell your 3 homes in California!
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Whenever I'm hard up on money and my children need new diamond-encrusted toothbrushes, I simply sell one of my many estates in either Tahiti, Monaco, or my private island called "Kindly Fuck Off, Please." Usually I get much more back for the homes than I paid for them because I shit roses and puke rainbows.
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 10:39am
She smells sooo good too. Like Gods vagina.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Angelina Jolie can do no wrong! This sounds like yet another blockbuster she can add to the pile! She must be the most successful movie actress ever by now. She is so beautiful, talented, and magnanimous.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:37am.
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I think *Gia* was the only decent thing she's done.
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dramaqueen365247 ~ sexy Cusack picture! you just made my morning...
About the Angelina movie ~ must we remake the same movie 427 times. I have seen Angelina's boney azz in leather enough already. Geez.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
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Submitted by Otter Pop on August 12, 2008 - 10:34am.
When was the last time Angelina did a decent movie?
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Never?
@your mom
You said it perfect! Their getting rid of Tom because of his bad reputation with the public, and replacing him with another person the public hates! Real smart! And she is once again proving her selfishness towards her children! Fishsticks has gone on hiatus after giving birth to her children! If you truly love and care about your children, you will sacrifice your own needs for thiers!if her and Brad need money so badly, sell your 3 homes in California!
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Angie looks like she's thinking "WTF is in your mouth Tom?"
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Another one I'll have to miss. Too bad.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this is one of those times I wish LA was here to defend her object of masturbation & explain how, even though she said she was taking time off to raise her "It's a Small World" family & that she was only going to finish projects she'd already committed to, somehow this is okay. Because St. Skankalina never lies & has only been w/ 4 guys.
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I second everything Euphoria said.
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Submitted by Am on August 12, 2008 - 9:24am
Did you SEE that movie she did with Antonio Banderas? We need her to stick to action films so she's not naked every five seconds. I don't like her anyway so I hope she DOES do the movie and that it crashes and burns. Maybe then she'll get the hint.
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When was the last time Angelina did a decent movie? Her acting range is limited to pout, shoot, pout, strut, fuck, shoot. Perhaps a career in violent porn is in her future.
whatever. I won't see this movie anyway...
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I'd pay a decent amount of money to see Tommy Girl star in a film about scientology aliens.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Angelina's looking nicely jaundiced today.
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Sigh. Didn't she already yammer about staying home with her 176 children in one place and settling the fuck down? Did she not claim to be taking time off? Or was that only to pop out the twins?
Even if these buttwipes do take turns working so one parent is always with the kids, it is SO irksome that she blathers out information like she's taking time off and staying home to be a mommy and then DOESN'T.
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LOL MK - "Lunesta fest"
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Her face is falling, poor thing.
I am praying for the day that Hollywood gives Tommy Girl a public booting out of there, instead of just pulling out at the last second like an inexperienced teenager in the back seat of a car. The only film career he's going to be left with is one financed by the CO$ because I think everyone outside of that cult is so sick of this midget's bullshit.
WTF are these producers doing??? You can't replace one broken toaster with another broken toaster! Where's Matt Damon when you need him?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oh is that what she does? Shes an actress? And here I thought she was just Brad Pitt's breeder of choice. Well I guess you learn something new everyday!
Does TG still have a film career? When will people finally quit taking him seriously?
Booooring. Has she ever played someone who doesn't get physical? Her range is limited to guns and drug usage.
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The only difference between these two boring hags is that one has a vagina and one doesn't. You can decide which one doesn't.
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Hi5.
Her movies really are boring and all the same. She definitely lacks range as an actress. As far as being a baby-mongering whore, her "range" reaches worldwide.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?