Tuesday, August 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
What in Stepford hell did Maria Menounos do to her hair? - Hollywood Tuna
Jakey Poo looking like a buff Billy Ray Cyrus - Popsugar
Volleyball asses of the Olympics (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ginger Spice looks hot - Lainey Gossip
James Franco just can't stop talking about kissing Sean Penn - Towleroad
Sunday Roast makes her movie set debut - Just Jared
The Homer Simpson Euro - Cityrag
One of those Disney hos in a bikini - Egotastic!
Is Marisa Tomei wearing exquisite lucite heels?! - IDLYITW
The new Lara Croft - Hollywood Rag
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Blah, blah..more lame comments..
Jake looks like he fucking stinks...someone inquired about his fugly blonde beard but I am wondering which one we're speaking of???
ugh i'm sick of her pantene commercial and the today show needs to fire her--she is awful and an embarrassment to broadcast journalism...
someone used too much root lifter and forgot to shake out her hair after removing her rollers, lol....
I h8 the shampoo commercial, especially when she makes that gesture pretending to spray her hair and goes "PSSSHHH"!
I really need to know how to apply hairspray.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Maria looks like the diet pill popping wife of some 80's neo-conservative.Careful girl...I hear Rush Limbaugh is single these days.
Another Disney starlot posing in a bikini? You do not say! Now what would be really shocking is seeing them full clothed.
And where are Geri's pupils?
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
JG looks awful! ...they fugly him up.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
Why the hell does Maria look like Mary Tyler Moore on steroids?
I'm scared. Someone hold me...
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 7:10pm.
How about Beach Frisbee Throwing?
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 12, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Watching the HOlympic volleyball comeptition is making me a little moist.
I do not know who the hell decided that beach volleyball should be an Olympic sport but if I ever find out I will pee in their Diet Coke.
OK, there's 45 minutes I'll NEVER GET BACK!!!!!!
TheBreakdown LOL All of a sudden beach volleyball is the bf's fave sport! He tells me he likes the strategy, LMAO!!!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Watching the HOlympic volleyball comeptition is making me a little moist.
Even if you don't like the sport, you cannot just turn away from all that ass!
And for as much money as she paid, Ginger Spice SHOULD look hot.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Jake G. is looking super hot!
Haters don't know shit.
Submitted by Mish on August 12, 2008 - 3:01pm.
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Ew.Right.And yes mad stubble.She should've waxed that mess!
Her look was actually really simple.
She blow dried it in sections, sprayed in some root lifter, and popped in some rollers.
What? I've seen her fucking Pantene commercial two million times!
Holy crap - I thought that was Paula Abdul.
Miranda Menopause
:D :D :D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
You know you are getting old when you get replaced in a game.
The new Lara Croft should have gotten her coochie spray tanned if she's gonna show it off like that. And do I spy stubble?
Wow. If that's that chick in that Pantene commercial with the gorgeous long hair,
then she's made a huge mistake. This is not a good look for her.
But .. it's hair. It will grow back.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Her hair is all kinds of Pantene Poo times.
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Heehee heeeeeee! Pantene Poo = new favourite.
"Hi, drugstore. Where do you stock your Pantene Poopy?"
KD - Yours doesn't look like an oddly shaped precancerous mole does it?
Joe,
Yeah, I know. I can't handle all them titties on his page all the time. I only clicked because it was about beach volleyball, and was hoping there'd be pictures of Phil Dalhausser's bum in a tiny speedo, but then I forgot, there's always titties all over Drunken Stepfather, and then, it was too late! My eyes were scandalized yet again!
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the poster formerly known as jammer
The new Lara Croft video game model is hot! She's certainly more appealing the Angelina "Two Facial Expressions" Jolie.
They should get this woman for the next Lara Croft movie, if there is one.
ME- that's kind of funny because I have a mole in the same place, only my breasts are not so full.
Now I have an image of Maria M. vacuuming with heels on, like June Cleaver.
I don't think I like James Franco.
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on August 12, 2008 - 2:12pm.
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I have no problem at all with the beach volleyball bums, it's his comments in general that make my skin crawl. Very occasionally they're mildly funny but often just gross - JMO.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
I'm sorry but the Drunken Stepfather link is kind of funny...even funnier is the sleazy comment by "Pete", "Nice ass on the slut in pic 2". WHAT?!?!?!?
For me, personally, its not about the Beach Volleyball, its about the Indoor Volleyball, because those girls look ROUGH AS HELL! Looks like some ex cons hatched a plan to get some wigs and get on a plane going to Beijing.
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the poster formerly known as jammer
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 1:54pm.
He should definitely be on something like the registered sex offenders list, where you have to go around to each of your neighbors and inform them that you are really creepy and you need to be watched.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Uhm, Jakey Poo wsn't that buffed just a couple weeks ago?
WTF?
Yikes! Maria's hair looks like it was done by a student hairstylist circa 1985.
The new Lara Croft needs that mole removed from her tittay.
I like geeky Donnie Darko Jake better than buffed Jake.
I may be mistaken, but isn't Jake Gyllenhall descended from the genus Homo Fagulus? What a homosexual ghey.
I saw the Spice Girls in concert on Long Island in February for their reunion tour. Geri busted out the sparkly Union Jack dress. Other than that they were dressed as fashion robots. It was not a good show, thank god I got drunk on $10 pre-made martinis in plastic glasses. Class all the way, baby.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
*raises hand* I has a question!
Completely OffT btw, but... we can add MK on facebook right? Haha. *blushes* Yes I'm dumb.
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Hi5.
Um, those volleyball whores need to put some gd shorts on!
*continues reading readers digest*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Ugh, she grates on my nerves, and has ever since I was forced to watch Channel One every day in my 12th-grade government class. Is that shit still around?
"completely believable with her flawless accent"
Aw fuck me side-ways, that's funny as hell!! Britney has a more believable accent!
LMFAO!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
I'd like to know where Drunken Stepfather lives in Canada so I could go alert the Neighbourhood Watch crew on his street. I'm sure he must be sitting out on his front step in a torn T-shirt, diddling himself. Hmmmp!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Her hair is all kinds of Pantene Poo times.
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*giggles*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Jakey Poo = steroids. It looks like muscle but in actuality he probably feels like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Probably giggles like the Boy too. Soon as that lameass video game disguised as a movie is finished shooting, he'll shrink back to his normal shape.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Maria Menounos' hair is annoying...just like her.
Does Jake look sexy or silly...SILLY. I nearly laughed out loud when I saw the pics.
I'm really fucking tired of these Disney 12 year-old hos. I'm a decade older than these douches, yet I know who they are b/c of the blogs and youtube, etc.
Maria Menounonosunsouoouosusous can take her plastic Ken Paves nastiness and strangle herself with it. What a disgusting, noxious sperm dump. Who taught this insipid cunt how to read for the tee-vee cameras?
That is one low-rent, bootleg Lara Croft. She doesn't even come close to emulating the sheer magnificence and grace of Angelina Jolie in the part, who was completely believable with her flawless accent and her Aristocratic, old-money mien. What a performance, ma petite Jolie.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
LMFAO! Pantene Poo times!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
she just aged herself about 20 years with that hair!
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
That's some big ass soccer mom hair!
Homer Simpson money!? Awesome!
I would KIL for Marisa Tomei's bod!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Her hair is all kinds of Pantene Poo times.
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Cityrag♥
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