Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
Wireimage, Wenn
dayum
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by baz on August 13, 2008 - 1:45am.
cunt.gravy is dot aka pip.cheerio. all her avies are animated and all avatar do post similarly.
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Thank you, Sherlock (9-minute member) Your deep insight is truly welcome here! (sarcasm: wasted)
cunt.gravy is dot aka pip.cheerio. all her avies are animated and all avatar do post similarly.
You know Katie Holmes is probably into bondage games and German shit films.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Wow! 400 comments on Robo Katie? We really must be jonesing for Angie!
lookin good.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
@Deb from Hell
Q-Where's Kizzy?
A-Submitted by Kizzy on August 12, 2008 - 8:31am.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 8:26am
Oy, you'll never believe it. It's the curse of Britney Spears, I'm telling you. I ate a crunchy style Cheeto, broke the entire prong off my tooth. Which then abscessed. Half my face looks like Colonel Mustard. I finally will get in to see the dentist today.
Nothing fun, darn it.
Maybe some good drugs, though.
Thanks for asking doll xoxo
Over 430 comments on jeans. That must be some sort of record. I'll call Guiness to officially verify that and we can have a party to celebrate.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 12, 2008 - 8:50pm.
@Angel,
HAHAHAHA! I thought it was Brad Pitt as Vivienne!!!
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Well, it is actually. It's Brad's face and Angie's eyes and lips on Shiloh's body when she was littler;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
@Angel,
HAHAHAHA! I thought it was Brad Pitt as Vivienne!!!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I like the outfit, but she looks sooo sad. But then again...why are we inundated with pics of her walking the same block every fuckin' day? Booo!
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
See? I tolya Cunt Gravy was tinkerin' with our noggin's. Here's my theory:
James Haven=Cunt Gravy=MK...Oh yeah, and LA too...yep, that's my theory...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Unrolled jeans makes Katie a sad panda.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 12, 2008 - 8:25pm.
@Angel,
Have I told you yet that I think your new avie is genius??? I like it even better than Tranny Gollum....
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Y thank u, dear. I'm still tweaking her. But I found the base of it on the net and then cholarized a bitch:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by angel_i on August 12, 2008 - 7:20pm.
@Tigerlilly:
*cue theme to Jeopardy*
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Ah! Maddening! And yet.... I'll take "vaginal excretions" for 500, Alex....
O/T: Oh, Katie...get yeself back to Dawson's Creek...
I mean the whole appeal of Katie Holmes was the whole 'girl next door theme'...She lost the 'girl' part when she decided to look like a frumpy 45 year old soccer mom before she hit 30, and she lost the 'next door' part when she joined a cult and started looking like an uppity bitch in need of a colonic...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Dry Tears on August 13, 2008 - 8:03am.
Um *QUEEF* Tell em....
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If anyone gives any personal info about me to anyone else using this platform, I will sue the hell outta you.
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Oh it's queef, same ol raggedy ass, coming back , geez, what part of, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ..do you not understand.
Is it really possible that someone can be so dense, help me out here?
And about personal info, you did that all your own.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
@Angel,
Have I told you yet that I think your new avie is genius??? I like it even better than Tranny Gollum....
I was going to go with an On Topic but forgot who is in the picture...oh, yeah. Katie Cruise. Zero.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
@Tigerlilly:
*cue theme to Jeopardy*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 8:17pm.
What I really want to know is how some people can actually fart (a REAL butt fart) on command. I just don't get it. Is it a talent I just don't possess?
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Truth? I can't even burp on command. I am a loser. *sigh* But I make a mean peach margarita!
Did that make sense?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 12, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Is James Haven Cunt Gravy?
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IDK, but every time I read the words Cunt.Gravy, I get a little nauseous.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 12, 2008 - 8:12pm.
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What I really want to know is how some people can actually fart (a REAL butt fart) on command. I just don't get it. Is it a talent I just don't possess?
Is James Haven Cunt Gravy?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Leatherette on August 12, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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*whispering* I don't think anyone wants to talk about it. *crickets*
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 6:12pm.
*using tofu as weather stripping on tiger cage*...er, thanks..
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Ummm ok Tiger.. you know that I lurrvs you.. but my tofu offerings are being used as *WEATHER STRIPPING*????
Sorry...*doing a couple of quick knee bends* had to get that off my chest...otherwise I bow to your wisdom. You are *so* right... Katie will always be Joey Pooter (typo! I'm keepin it). With those stupid grimmaces and screwy face expressions. UGH.
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But me no likey the tofu...but not to worry. I've introduced some vegetarian dishes into my diet. Yeah, fish and chicken!....What? They're vegetables! Fish grow in water, just like vegetables...And-and no less than Pamela Anderson, a known VEGAN ate at a KFC, and then, proclaimed chicken vegetables...well, I didn't read the whole article, but....
On topic: JOEY POOTER!!! Sounds like some twink Tommy Girl orders off of hottwinks.com to service his no-no hole! (Tommy Girl gets into caca sexy times, I think. It's why Katie looks so constipated. She's not into caca sexy times, and despite the boyification of her Tommy Girl makeover, Tommy Girl cannot have sexy times with Katie even in the bunghole, unless caca and an Eagle Scout are involved...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can armpit fart the ABCs, count to ten, and order dinner. Top that, bitches!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
oh WELL, moving on:
WOOOOOOAAAAH!! WOO--OH-OH!
HEY Mr. Xenu Man, tally me banaaaana!
Mutha ship come an I wan go HOOOOOME!
Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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I just got to this thread. Dare I ask what the hell is going on here? Who is threatening to "off" itself or to "off" someone else? I've scrolled through the comments and still can't figure it out. There goes my dream of being a private investigator.
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just got here too .... is Katie Holmes trolling her threads now?
VLL,
Completely jelly, I can only burp them after a six pack.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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I just got to this thread. Dare I ask what the hell is going on here? Who is threatening to "off" itself or to "off" someone else? I've scrolled through the comments and still can't figure it out. There goes my dream of being a private investigator.
I just farted the ABC's
Jelly?
☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•
If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Sorry Dot.
I tried.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
What in the sam fucking bunker hill is going on in here? Nice people like LCT are leaving because of some psycho stalker asshole attention whore? Guys, engaging it is what it wants. Ignore it! MK sure as hell won't do anything so just hit that ignore button! Please?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
After some heavy duty though, this shit has gotten way too real. If assface chocolate starfish queef wasteofskin actually does knock herself off, a few people by the name of the LVPD might come after DListed (MK, us, etc). Personally having some crazy bitch's suicide being attributed to my snarky mouth is not something I want on my criminal record.
Feel free to PM me you guys, but for now, I'm out of here.
'night hoes, nice talking to you all again, hope to talk to you later.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 12, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Deb, don't engage. The sick shit this bitch is posting to hurt VLL is beyond fucked up. BEYOND. I thought being called "mouse" was shitty but this fucked up crap is beyond rude. -And, yes...I hit the report button.
This is a fucking GOSSIP BLOG and NOT a venue to stalk someone EVER. MK is trying to pioneer a system here on dlisted to make it safer for all of us. Give him time.
-And KatieBot looks depressed as usual.
Submitted by Dry Tears
Did you get banned again as Queef? I haven't checked yet. What part of YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE do you not get???
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Hahahah Deb re: Mountie uniform... damn, that DID help. Thank you xoxo
*using tofu as weather stripping on tiger cage*...er, thanks..
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Ummm ok Tiger.. you know that I lurrvs you.. but my tofu offerings are being used as *WEATHER STRIPPING*????
Sorry...*doing a couple of quick knee bends* had to get that off my chest...otherwise I bow to your wisdom. You are *so* right... Katie will always be Joey Pooter (typo! I'm keepin it). With those stupid grimmaces and screwy face expressions. UGH.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 7:07pm
hahahahahaha....
He was greezy and nast and too funny.
Thank you for the support.
♥♥♥xxo
My dad watched it and called and said "I couldn't understand a damn thing he said."
He also watched Fight Club and "didn't really get it".....I ♥ my dad.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I though Brad was EXCELLENT in Snatch.
And you can take that to the bank.
Clarisse: OMG, are you kidding me???? the HOTNESS!!!!!!!!! thank you! I have to go wash out my undies in the Burger King sink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Oh for the love of Mike!
*slams door on the way out.*
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Deb! Never forget Colin!!!
http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/colin_firth
Snow…Here ya go…
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/clive_owen
Oh! and…
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/johnny_depp
oh, I'll throw in…
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/cillian_murphy
Um *QUEEF* Tell em....
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If anyone gives any personal info about me to anyone else using this platform, I will sue the hell outta you.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 5:51pm.
@Tiger: How's it going Luv? Your thoughts on Katie's rolled jeans???
I await your reply: your faithful servant, Joe Shmoe;
*tossing big chunks of seasoned tofu between bars*
(Don't be bitching now. You know the vet said you're cholesterol is off the charts)
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*using tofu as weather stripping on tiger cage*...er, thanks...
Re: Katie's rolled jeans...I'd sooo like them better if her hair were long enough for a scrunchie (and perhaps a spiral perm), and she wore the ensemble with a crop top...I mean, the classics never die, bring 'em back!
What cracks my tiger ass up is that KatieBot has been programmed to believe that we will ever think of Joey Potter as a fashion icon! Fuck! That bitch could win a Nobel Prize, but she is forever Joey Potter to me, Joey Potter in a cult with a nose job, crazy-ass closet case husband and a robot baby, more money than god, but Joey Potter nonetheless....
JOEY POTTER, JOEY POTTER, JOEY POTTER!
Oddly enough, Michelle Williams is no longer Jen...She's the only one who didn't drown in Dawson's Creek...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 6:54pm
THANK YOU!
He had an accent in Snatch ya' know....
And sweet margarita, those pics made me moistal.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Clarisse: Clive Owen?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Clarisse!
Don't forget the old broad! Colin Firth? He is my youth movement...lol.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.