Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Guys, please know I'm not doing this for attention, but I really have had enough. I come here to talk to the people I care about and talk to almost every day, and you guys are fucking fantastic but these comment sections are becoming pure poison every day and I just don't want to start getting into that negative mentality.
IG: love ya babe!!!! how have you been? how's ur summer? how is thorny? is he stil posting on here?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
LCT,
I would miss you but I have to agree with your sentiments. i think it is ridiculous that peeps have to keep using alts just to stir up shite and post inane "stories" and bring in the personal. It is not funny or fun or snarky like it used to be in here. I am sorry.
On Topic: Kate Cruise.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
CTH,
"you leave,they win. it's that simple."
HEREEEE HERE!!!
*slides a PB&J sammie to LCT*
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
No one talks so freely about committing suicide...its basically a cry for help....and meds.
ON TOPIC:
I have hated just about everything Katie has worn since she married Tommy girl. The jeans are horrific....I was doing a bit of analysis of a picture of Tom and Katie, and I have come to the conclusion that his legs arent that much shorter than hers...hence those damn 90's jeans probably were his. :D She rolled them because otherwise that shorter hem of his would look weird. I'm sorry, but boyfriend jeans are AWFUL.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I don't think Morrissey should EVER be mentioned in the same sentence as Katie Holmes. Thanks :)
And I love his sad songs for the record.
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SNOWY!!! Howthefuckareya? Good to see you!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 12, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Topalina
you leave,they win. it's that simple.
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What's your point? I love you hawt sluuuuuuuts but who wants to live their life constantly reading about people sharing the fact that they'll kill themselves and endless negativity and bullshit? It's been going downhill for awhile now. It'd be nice if MK's moderator cared about people in here as much as MK does. Alas, he doesn't, and not even close.
Reported...again...tra-la-la....
*clears throat*
When, in disgrace with Fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 5:58pm
You're not going anywhere Blooperella.
Stalker Troll is a liar mouth.
What we need is a post card from Boswalla to tame the troll.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Nooooo LCT, don't go, ur funny and I'm sending Kirk Cameron over to do murder times on that queef because I don't think she has the guts to off herself.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 6:58am.
Is this what DListed has come to? People using posts as a resource to tell people about someone else's STDs and threatening to kill themselves? Methinks I'm going to find somewhere else to get my daily gossip. Sorry MK.
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Awww don't go, but I haven't been on here for a while,same reason, same shit different day.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Topalina
you leave,they win. it's that simple.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
"I dont care if you think im a liar or a fool, I dont give a fuck if you think im worthwhile....I just dont care anymore, leave me alone...dont write me shit telling me you think im worthless I dont care....its clear im not thinking clearly so you dont have to come down on me like I understand whats going on...just let me do what I have to do and know that I mean you no harm in what I do. You know im a fool, you know im not worth anything so just ignore me"
a quote by queef...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Is this what DListed has come to? People using posts as a resource to tell people about someone else's STDs and threatening to kill themselves? And the moderator doesn't give half a shit?
Methinks I'm going to find somewhere else to get my daily gossip. Sorry MK.
Submitted by queef on August 13, 2008 - 6:56am.
Hey Alex Forrest, could you do us all a favor and quit editing your post , so it will be on top.
And if you haven't noticed: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Whoa.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Heaven's to Betsy Johnson.
Still with stalker.
I'm still tryin' to figure out who CuntGravy is....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
hey snowpiece!
wow, this thread is just a runaway train. poor VLL, she is always getting this shit..
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by . on August 13, 2008 - 6:54am.
I lubs your Sephiroth avie...^_^
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Dot, is that a Final Fantasy avie??
What's in that briefcase?
Darth Vader asked him...
See, MK? It happens every time we get over saturated. Except Britney and Amy. We like them. But Angie/JenHo, Lindsay, Paris...and now - Katie's jeans! They make D-Listed crazy. They're like the full moon of D-Listed!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hey, C.G, I posted a pic of me in a bikini ONE time on dlisted for like...a WHOLE fucking HOUR late in the evening as my teensy 85x85 avatar and then removed it and the reason I used my own image at all was ONLY after being hounded by some people here to PROVE I was good looking enough to say/judge if someone was FUG. People post their real pictures here as their avatars all the freakin' time.
Get over it. Sheesh! Talk about taking shit too seriously. ;p
This pair of jeans are Katie's worst fashion faux pas yet. They don't flatter her figure in the least (and she has a lovely figure)!
hey Christine, I missed ole Petey!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
thanks LCT
holee fucking shit, queef get on some meds already.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
@Angel!
LOL! Really I haven't heard enough...hahahaha
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
queef, if you were going to kill yourself you'd be out doing it , not on here talking about it. I mean it, get the fuck over yourself. Do you have any idea how inappropriately fucked up you are?
GET OUT OF HERE.
Submitted by queef on August 12, 2008 - 2:43pm.
its just that ALOT of fucked up shit has happened to me in my life.....and the way this man acted towards me just broke the camels back...and I cant take it.
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Then get some help. It's out there. You need it.
Go.
Get.
Some.
Help.
Whats up? I see 8 pages on a thread and I'm like OH NO...who's stalking who now??
Guess there's nothing better than a good ol'fashioned stalking on a slow news day...;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Anyone who still thought I meant that comment about being off-topic really is fucking dense. How many off-topic things did I post here? Have I said a single serious thing all day? DAMN.
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I don't know but can we talk about it some more?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Anyone who still thought I meant that comment about being off-topic really is fucking dense. How many off-topic things did I post here? Have I said a single serious thing all day? DAMN.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Whatever houston. You just be mad because you don't know what the fuck's going on. LOL, ps that was a joke.
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LMAO @ Stoney!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
*sigh*
Reported AGAIN.
*slams door*
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
queef, here's a little FYI - You could have gotten tested when you thought he might have had AIDS and spare yourself the 6 months of torture. You're clearly doing this for attention because you had the option of not going through torture. You did that to yourself and like Stoney said, you can't blame anyone but yourself.
Now get the fuck off of here, stop looking for sympathy and go and see a goddamn therapist.
LOL! I'm sorry. I do know that's not funny
But I can't get over these fucking threads today.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by queef on August 13, 2008 - 6:43am
It's been 2 fucking years!!!! LIVE IN THE NOW!!!
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Whatever houston. You just be mad because you don't know what the fuck's going on. LOL, ps that was a joke.
Ok, I'm leaving for the day. Does everyone think they can behave *coughgravycough* play nice? Right, I didn't think so.
*heaves mammoth midwestern ass out of office chair*
*waddles to handicapped spot*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I will respect Viv's request to leave it alone...sorry folks , but this isn't the first time this fuckery has occurred with this freak. She just can't leave shit alone.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 12, 2008 - 5:36pm.
okay, I come home from work to this fuckery?
what the fuck is going on, enlighten me!
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Brown asshole aka queef is playing the "I'm going to tell everyone about VLL's boyfriend and how he broke my heart and I'm going to lie and say VLL is crawling with STDs now and then tell everyone I'm going to kill myself so they'll pay attention to me" card. You know, that old hat.
*all together now*
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 5:35pm.
OH! Quick reminder of the request from Viva...
Ignore it.
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Unfortunately, it's gone too far this time.
Submitted by queef on August 12, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Everyday. I know very well that im worthless....
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Don;t you think that maybe if you stopped saying the stupid shit you say people would stop saying it? Seriously, where do you live? You need some fucking helps and I'll gladly call the police/a psychiatrist.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on August 12, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Can some of you do us a favor and LOG OFF DLISTED for one second? OH MY XENU!!!! (lol)
WTF do you all do offline? What a sad bunch of ppl!
Fuck you, slut. Some of us have boring desk jobs and hours to kill on a computer. I guess we don't use every second of our day like you do. What a champ. Here's a fuckin' medal, bitch.
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Actually, I was agreeing with your comment about the "off topic" comments, but if you wanna be bad ass and "go off" on me on here, so be it?!
I work at a desk job (work for the Government), but what does that shit has to do with posting CONSTANTLY?! MFs on here day and night, 24-7, but whatever....just keep up whos name is who (wow so much fucking FUN, isn't it?) and thanks for my fucking metal, "bitch" but you can shove that shit in your fucking ASS! Oh wait, you'd have to haul ass off the office chair and pry your dumb ass off DLISTED, so how can we do that?
See, I can "go there" too, but whatever, fuck you and all the crazed fruitcakes on here. It's real people on here, but you can clearly tell whos the ANNOYING people on here? I barely post, so I have a RIGHT to say I am tired of the nonsense off topic crap that has muddled over.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by Stoney on August 13, 2008 - 6:34am.
I heart you, lol
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by queef on August 12, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Explain what hell your d lister friend has been through because all this sounds like a bunch of bull to me.
I had to go months thinking that her bf had AIDS because he wouldnt be up front with me. I had to go months with someone telling me they loved me and then the next day telling me how he fucked her and brought her a ring....thats HELL, that changes a person.
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guess what, you're not the only one who's been through that. Every woman who's ever been cheated on worries about AIDS. Every woman who gets cheated on has to deal with her man moving on to another chick. GET OVER YOURSELF AND FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
okay, I come home from work to this fuckery?
what the fuck is going on, enlighten me!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 5:33pm.
But totally off topic... :)
OH! Quick reminder of the request from Viva...
Ignore it.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
She's so cute.