Don't Tell Jessica Simpson About This
It's a good thing Jessica Simpson can't read, because this tidbit of information might get her vagina lips in a twist.
In September's Allure (via UsWeekly), Carrie Underwears claims Tony Romo stills calls her from time to time. She said, "We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame. I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."
What a country cunt! I think I'm in love. But this little passive-aggressive game these two twats are playing with each other is getting old. Jess wears a "Real Girls Eat Meat" t-shirt and Carrie drops these little jabs here and there. These bitches need to stop hiding and come out fighting. My pennies are on Jessica. Her frog mouth could swallow Carrie whole.
Here's Jessica and my girl crush, Ken Paves, out last night.
Wenn
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Carrie is cuter than Jessica. I have trouble looking at Jessica. She is really quite ugly.
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 12, 2008 - 6:14pm.
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I *love* your avie; Is that Josephine Baker?
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Never underestimate the power of a skilled blowjob babes!
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OMG!!!! Not only that u have to b careful who u do, in my ltd experience when i tried to leave the guys i had pleasured it often led to stalking and gag orders, Pun intended, LMAO
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
Submitted by shoe addict on August 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Whaaaaat, do not bring the cubs into this because I will scratch your eyes out....Meet me n my girls at the Cubby Bear at nine tonight, Ur goin down!!!
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LOL.
I was at the Cardinalss/Dodgers game on Wednesday night at beautiful Busch Stadium and a woman sitting in my row was wearing a T-shirt that said that on it.
I am not even sure what it means.
I just typed it cuz...cuz...well, I am not sure why.
Brain fart?
My money's on Carrie in a bitch fight with Chestica. Anyone who can stare down Simon Cowell is aces with me.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by zomay on August 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Mrs Kravitz your avie looks exactly like the real you. Heeeheeeheeeeheeeheeeeheeeeeee :)
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Yes, exactly :)
Mrs Kravitz your avie looks exactly like the real you. Heeeheeeheeeeheeeheeeeheeeeeee :)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Real girls do not date Cubs fans.
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Whaaaaat, do not bring the cubs into this because I will scratch your eyes out....Meet me n my girls at the Cubby Bear at nine tonight, Ur goin down!!!
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
TEAM CARRIE
Sodomy is most commonly legally defined as any contact between the genitals of one person, and the mouth or anus of another.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Never underestimate the power of a skilled blowjob babes!
She looks A LOT like Hilary Duff in that pic...
Can't stand either of these twats...but team Carrie. Why can't Simpson go through Ed McMahon turmoil? Is their no justice, people?!
Thanks, Barbie Slut.
Carrie, Jessica, who cares! Better yet they both should drop kick Romo to the curb and do a cuntry duet called 'Real girls don't fight over a douche'.
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 5:58pm.
People who give oral sex are complete whores. That's sodomy, people. "Real girls" may eat meat, but good girls don't.
Ummm, yeah, sodomy is ass-fucking, moron. Go back to your banjo and your Uncle Grampa.
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Gawd...this little girl shit is sooooooooo ridiculous!! Its like that damn Miley Cyrus shit...where she is telling a mag that the Jonus twerp still loves her and she might marry him. All the while he is dating that other chick.
Now Carrie has to resort to saying something like that....so high school! Grow up Carrie...you're older than little Miley so you should know better!
(HUGE EYE ROLL!!)
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Oh I'm a total whore. I've given thousands of blowjobs. MK is very proud of me. B Bar tonight, Michael?
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 6:09pm.
angel_i on August 12, 2008 - 6:07pm
Thank You for my anniversary on Sunday.
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Chestica, Carrie, Tony, SEX TAPE!!!
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I'm so glad you got it!
ONT: Hmm..someone's missing from that sex tape...hmmm....Papa Joe?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I love the headline under her name: "He fooled around. And lied." I'm sure that's the quote she was hoping would make the cover. 'Merica loves a victim.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 2:58pm.
People who give oral sex are complete whores.
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that is what I keep telling Pudge.
He doesn't seem to care.
FabulousDivaBuns : why is that? my feet don't do that? are their shoes too small?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
angel_i on August 12, 2008 - 6:07pm
Thank You for my anniversary on Sunday.
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Chestica, Carrie, Tony, SEX TAPE!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thanks, Big L: I can't keep these bitches straight.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
How hard is it to keep your toes behind the line? All these hoes out here have terrible foot drama it's NASTY
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Where's Chestica's dad? Up her ass?
Given that both Carrie and Jessica are blonde, I'm sure Tony does tend to confuse them since he doesn't strike me as having brilliant intellect.
Afterall, look who he is dating.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 12, 2008 - 2:47pm
O yeah - and din't Carrie give some bitch some public humiliation when she caught her grabbing at her man in the audience once? That was Carrie, right?
angel_i, that was Faith Hill. Someone grabbed Tim McGraw's package.
People who give oral sex are complete whores. That's sodomy, people. "Real girls" may eat meat, but good girls don't.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
omg I thought that was Hillary Duff and her piano teef.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by modianos on August 12, 2008 - 2:55pm.
is it wrong that i would sick dick behind wal-mart for that bag?
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Not only is it not wrong, it is admirable.
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Submitted by The C word on August 12, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Pfft, I don’t think she should give herself too much credit. I mean, we’re talking Tony Romo here; he probably just gets them mixed up and forgets who he’s calling.
hahaha. He was drunk-dialing on a night when Jessica was over at dadddy's.
I wish Kevin Clamato. I'm suck in farmtown hell with only Tang and vodka to drink. But please have a few for me, you hot slut!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Real girls do not date Cubs fans.
Oh Kevin, will you please demonstrate?!?!?!? any guys willing to be Kevin's crash test dummy???
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by kevin clamato on August 12, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Ya know, I'm on my 2nd drink of the day. I think with drinks, these girls wouldn't even need to fight.
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Or make porn!
They could just stand next to each other, really!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oh, "Real Girls Eat Meat" means that they are total whores, because they are advertising that they are probably very good at giving blowjobs.
A blowjob is when a person (male, female or transgendered), takes a males erect penis and sucks on it up and down. This is usually very pleasurable for the male receiving the blowjob.
It can also be called fellatio.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Sassy on August 12, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Someone please tell me the meaning of the whole "Real Girls Eat Meat" tee shirt. Puhleeze??
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carrie underwood's a vegetarian, so when chestica wore that shirt, everyone said it was a jab at carrie
um, what's wiff the schizoid font?
why is this ken paves following this big mouth around all the time for?
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Team Underwood
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Ya know, I'm on my 2nd drink of the day. I think with drinks, these girls wouldn't even need to fight.
Is any dlister coming to Beige at B Bar with me tonight??
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Someone please tell me the meaning of the whole "Real Girls Eat Meat" tee shirt. Puhleeze??
I thought that was Hilary Duff!!! Carrie I heard is a major antisocial bitch, at least Jessica has a personality
Who cares? This guy is probably dating five other girls on the side anyway.
"Do You Wanna Ride in My Mercedes Boy?"
Darth Vader
Submitted by shoe addict on August 12, 2008 - 5:38pm.
not sure who would win a fight. i'm thinking carrie. jessica is dense but carrie is a total bitch. i believe last year lindsay made jessica cry when she threatened to kick jessica and ashlee's ass over wilmer. i give the edge to carrie
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O yeah - and din't Carrie give some bitch some public humiliation when she caught her grabbing at her man in the audience once? That was Carrie, right? Cuz she was skeery, achally.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Why does Carrie have Bobby Gillespie's haircut?
So she goes to the trouble of saying it may or may not be Tony that calls and she may or may not answer if she might know it's him for sure?
What a purposeful sentence.