Don't Tell Jessica Simpson About This
It's a good thing Jessica Simpson can't read, because this tidbit of information might get her vagina lips in a twist.
In September's Allure (via UsWeekly), Carrie Underwears claims Tony Romo stills calls her from time to time. She said, "We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame. I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."
What a country cunt! I think I'm in love. But this little passive-aggressive game these two twats are playing with each other is getting old. Jess wears a "Real Girls Eat Meat" t-shirt and Carrie drops these little jabs here and there. These bitches need to stop hiding and come out fighting. My pennies are on Jessica. Her frog mouth could swallow Carrie whole.
Here's Jessica and my girl crush, Ken Paves, out last night.
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*secretly thinking "Eat that bitch"*
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Saucer of milk, table for two.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Pfft, I don’t think she should give herself too much credit.
I mean, we’re talking Tony Romo here; he probably just gets them mixed up and forgets who he’s calling.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I met Jessica Simpson one time, at a club in Las Vegas. She was partying with her Paves and a couple ugly brunettes (rumor has it Jessica doesn't allow any other female blondes into her social circle).
We ended up chatting for a few minutes, because of my music producer boyfriend at the time. She was sooooo stupid, and was clearly not caring too much about pretending she was interested in anything I had to say. She did, however, drop the name of the show "Newlyweds" over and over again. And this is after it was cancelled! Sad, sad, sad. Oh, and apparently the Paves is totally bald. Scandalicious!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
i'm not sure if jessica wuld actually throw down over Romo....i would bet money she would have scratched a bitch's eyes out over Mayer...There was so much passion there
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
I'd pay good money to see these two rip out their weave like rabid ferrets!
edit because Imma buffoon.
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I was sure Salma Hayek was calling me last night, but I didn't answer.
Ugh, I wish these two would just do the lesbian porn already.
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Well, it's nice to know she thinks she's doing "very big things." Um, a country album? Sorry Carrie, lame. Football is lame too but that's a different story. I can't hate on her too much though, she's infectious and it's impossible not to like her.
Jessica Simpson, however, can be impaled and left in the burning sun for the buzzards to finish off. And her bull-cutted, butt-loving, boytoy gay boyfriend Ken Paves ain't exactly on my nice list, either.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
not sure who would win a fight. i'm thinking carrie. jessica is dense but carrie is a total bitch. i believe last year lindsay made jessica cry when she threatened to kick jessica and ashlee's ass over wilmer. i give the edge to carrie
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
Luvs it.
I wanna see a smackdown.
Jessica's got the crazy to win it and then EVERYONE can hate her!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Does Romo have a golden peen or something?! And you know Carrie Underwod was totally hinting at the fact that Tony calls her for late night booty calls: "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer." Yea, the only time I don't answer is when I'm not in the mood or already getting it from someone else.
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