Those Hats.....
KFed's influence is taking over! I wonder if SPF and JJ know how to say "popozao" yet? They definitely know how to say "pass the joint." And why are they wearing their communion suits with those hats. I'm nitpicking now! They look clean and they aren't holding mommy's cigarettes, so that's a plus. Although, SPF could be holding her cigs. Anymess, Brit Brit gave her first interview to OK! Magazine because she probably needed the extra money to buy more Slim Jims and Cheetos.
What's funny to me is that Brit Brit said that she doesn't really want her boys to pursue a career in show business. She said, “I’d rather not. But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.” Maybe she was just having a Cheeto brain fart, but does she realize that her boys are going to be on the cover of this magazine?! If you want them to have a "normal" childhood, stop whoring them out! Whoring them out in pimp clothes nonetheless!
Speaking of whoring out, Brit is back to work and said her new album should be out in six to nine months. She says it's more "urban." Translation: It's going to sound like all her other crap. She went on to say, "I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room... This is my best work ever." Writing at the piano?! So we can expect 12 different versions of Chopsticks with Brit's Frapp yodel thrown in here and there.
Daddy Spears also opened his beak to talk about KFed and his relationship with the Cheeto One. He said KFed wants 50/50 custody with Brit and that his heart is in the right place. Yeah, his heart is in his checking account. And depending on who you ask, that's the right place to be.
And what about his relationship with Brit? “It’s wonderful. (The relationship) is new for both of us. She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot.” Um...He said that while pulling out his pubic hairs, right? I can hear his teeth grinding throughout that statement. There was probably a shit load yellow dust all over the floor. And is "cunning" hillbilly talk for "cunty"?
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In this picture, looks like they Photoshopped the FAS right out of JJ. He looks almost normal.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on August 13, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Britney looks like she just got out of the pool, while swimming topless in her bright pink bikini bottoms, threw on this dress, K-Fed put the kids in their Pimp Daddy suits and fedoras and tossed them in her direction, then some guy with a camera phone started snapping pics.
That's the preparation and photographic budget you get for .50 cents cheaper than People.
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You are too much! HA HA HA HA
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
But like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning.
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Oh be quiet Jaime.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Dreamy Aguilera Eyes,
I'm afraid you may be right. The youngest one looks like he could have a mild case of FAS. Also he ears are quite low set. Is that another indication?
I've met some unfortunate folks with quite severe FAS. One was a little girl age 7, and one was a woman in her 40s. Both were very nice people, but there was no doubt about their conditions at all. They had very small faces, tiny set back jaw lines, and the other facial characteristics of the syndrome.
It's very sad to see that a mother is so unconcerned about her baby that she can't refrain from alcohol use for even a few months, until the baby is born. Especially a millionaire like BS, who could then quickly hand the unwanted burden of a child off to nannies who would take care of the baby for her and then she can resume her wild, selfish partying ways, without permanent damage to the child.
It's just sickening.
Britney looks like she just got out of the pool, while swimming topless in her bright pink bikini bottoms, threw on this dress, K-Fed put the kids in their Pimp Daddy suits and fedoras and tossed them in her direction, then some guy with a camera phone started snapping pics.
That's the preparation and photographic budget you get for .50 cents cheaper than People.
WOW Carnie's lost a shitload of weight...oh, I'm sorry we're talking about that Britney mess again, right? Those boys are going to be drug addicts when they grow up! Britney probably will still be acting "cunty" and "manipulative" till she dies, I daresay. She'll be like Madonna but fatter and with a nastier weave!
Your face!
Was she rumored to have been drinking throughout the entire JJ pregnancy?
1. The one she is holding looks like NICK CARTER, the one she cheated on K-FED with.
2. Jayden, the same one she is holding looks retarded! There is something slow and stunted about him. He also looks like he has FAS!!
3. I have said it before, Britney played crazy to lose those kids. Notice all the crazy antics stopped once K-Fed got full custody? She just didn't want the responsibility.
4. How the fuck do you lose custody and have the GUMPTION to take family photos for a tabloid Mag?
This bitch is HUBRIS to the MAX!!
Nice to see shes getting herself back together
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On a completely different note:
LOL! at these fucking weight rollercoaster stars. Seriously - it's like watching someone on a rollercoaster and they never get off. Get off! See? That's why California needs winter.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
HAHAHA, .50 less than People!
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""I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room... This is my best work ever."
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That is another thing I hate about this slut.
She is a liar, she doesn't write her own music, and never will, she is a talentless whore who has hired a team of song writer, producers to do it all for her. And she is totally using those kids to try and clean up her image. She want everyone to think she is a good mom, but really it's all about HER and her comeback. SELFISH BITCH!
What kind of a Time Machine have they put these poor little boys in that they haven't grown one fucking inch over the last couple years? They are the same size as when the bitch abandoned them, practically. There is some weird Louisiana voodoo shit going on here.
"But like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot."
Riiight. Just because your kids are fucked up, go ahead and assume everyone else's are just as bad. It'll help you sleep better.
I hope for JJ's sake that he doesn't have FAS, but DAE makes a compelling argument. Poor little dudes. :(
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Maybe she was just having a Cheeto brain fart, but does she realize that her boys are going to be on the cover of this magazine?! If you want them to have a "normal" childhood, stop whoring them out! Whoring them out in pimp clothes nonetheless!
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Um. Yeah.
Anyhoo: She calls her Dad 50 times a day? Does she know that she's a grown woman? He thinks she's cunning? You gotsta be sum kinda slow if Britney Spears comes across as "cunning".
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Yawn! I think clean Britney is so boring! Give me bald Britney going at paps with an umbrella any day - this Britney is just one little step above Jessica Simpson in interest factor.
Her dress is gorgeous but yeah...cheeto and shit stains would not surprise me in the least.
Shame.
I bet there's a big poo stain on the back of that white dress.
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I know this has been said - but why is she wearing a wedding band... does it make her feel all better in her head? Poor thing!
She has a phantom wedding ring.
FTLOG...stop writing about this ho'.
Um yeah, the little one (Jayden?) looks petrified and on the verge of tears; is Britney THAT scary in person? However, I don't think he's 'special' like so many people seem to think; he just has the misfortune of being the spitting image of Ms. Brit Brit.
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the kids look terrified. horrible.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 13, 2008 - 9:54am.
Nova, I'll bet she plays piano with 2 fingers...
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
These kids are fucked ten ways from Sunday, and that's the sad truth. Mommy is a distant yet smothering presence, daddy pays the nannies to care, grandparents just want a payday, and auntie got knocked up at 15. Expect the confused faces of today to morph into the grown-up drunken angry faces of tomorrow.
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I wonder if she'll ever regret not caring for her kids?
Submitted by weenielover on August 13, 2008 - 10:51am.
I must admit, brit looks much better and the boys are really cute...sans the stupid hats.
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Has anyone ever noticed that when she's doing photoshoots or on commercials she looks decent then once shes off the set shes right back to a skank with mouth sores and acne? That must be some serious Hollywood magic!
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So much for Twatney's alleged comeback. Ha ha ha.
It takes a big set of delusional, self-absorbed balls to pose with the kids you lost custody of on the cover of national rag mag. And the kids look THRILLED. Yet more ammo for K-Fed.
What's that sound? That's the sound of K-Fed laughing his ass off all the way to bank, because Unfitney ain't getting sole custody of those kids EVER.
Nova, I'll bet she plays piano with 2 fingers...
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@ Chris Eccleston
There were reports around the time she was pregnant with Jayden that she was drinking. Of course she was saner back then so the stories were dismissed.
One look at Jayden proves that the stories were true.
She was & always will be a selfish hag.
But yes, it's sad that Jayden is forced to suffer for his mother's selfishness.
@ Dr. Destructo
She cared while she was pregnant with Sean. Like PSL said, Unfitney didn't care when she was pregnant with Jayden.
Her 'motherly image' is non existent. Well unless your a fanturd.
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She's writing every day at her piano just as Ross Geller was always working on his music in high school. However, I would kill to hear the rough tracks of anything she's written on piano, with her lyrics and voice, untouched.
I must admit, brit looks much better and the boys are really cute...sans the stupid hats.
Wait...Brit knows how to play the piano??? Yeah right...i dont believe it.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Maybe wearing a bra and underwear around your kids when your forcing them to do yet another shitty, fake "Happy Family" photo would be appropriate.
More proof the twat prefers to pay other people to raise her spawn.
Jayden always looks like he is about to cry....still...i think her boys are adorable. She looks good and seems to be doing well...I actually dont have much bad stuff to say anymore. I said it all back during the "pink wig" days. lol.
Good for her. ....oh, and I like their hats. If they werent wearing them, I'd say they were at a wedding or something....lol.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I stand by my statement that those kids are afraid of her. You can see similar looks on the faces of Denise Richard's little girls. I hope those babies will be okay because they don't deserve any of the shit they've been put through by Britney or Kevin.
I would have more respect for Carnie if she used her 'fame' as a forum to explain to people that she is waddling proof that gastric bypass is not some miracle cure... I am tired of seeing those LapBand commercials all the time like it's something you should run to the drugstore and pick up. Gastric bypass and other such surgeries can be very effective, but only if you are also going to therapy or getting some other sort of treatment for whatever caused you to reach 400 pounds in the first place. Stapling your stomach is not going to automatically give you the willpower to maintain a lower weight.
I feel the same way about Oprah. She used to spend a lot of time talking about her weight struggle -- now she raves about vegan fad diets and pastes her face on someone else's skinny body on the cover of O every month. If you're going to try to send people a positive message, do it right!!!
JJ looks better, but I still think he's got something wrong with him.
She wanted SPF, so she was careful- JJ was a "surprise", she didn't give a fuck.....
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on August 13, 2008 - 5:56am.
DAE, it would seem completely obvious that given what a splendid job she has done managing her own life, does anyone really, honestly believe that she would have been a selfless tea-tottler type, free of all of her usual vices and addictions? Life will never be smooth for those two kids and that just sucks. I guess the word I would use to describe her 'motherly image' would be premeditated.
Word up, Destructo. Her entire image was (and now, is- once again with the 'machine' behind her) premeditated. Just complete and utter farce in a can. This swamp 'tard is just all kinds and every shade of "Me Me Me". She apparently has come around to the meds and is back with the program of self-promotion and bullshitting to try and revive her reputation, but the mask has slipped far too many times off her beastly mug for her to fool anybody who has any sense.
And as for Carne Asada Wilson, that bitch needs to STFU about her weight and as someone else said- put the fork down, already. Does she really expect anyone to care? This trick is old, gain/lose, gain/lose, gain/lose... We're supposed to care because she fancies herself a spokesperson for those struggling with their weight? She is cashing in on this yo-yo crap and it's getting old. Some role model. It takes a LOT of BAD eating habits and EFFORT to gain weight like she does after having gastric bypass surgery that makes the stomach the size of a thumb. That's lots and LOTS of bad food (high calorie per ounce type) and a grazing all day long kind of behavior whilst at it. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
JJ looks terrified as he usually does in her arms and SPF looks confused. Feel sorry for those kids now while you can because before long they will be raising Federhell and creating their own tabloid fodder. Can't WAIT. *eyeroll*
Stupid whore needs to learn her place in this world. Either entertain the masses via cirus freakshow or STFU & move back to the sticks. And I'm in a GOOD mood today! LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
DAE, it would seem completely obvious that given what a splendid job she has done managing her own life, does anyone really, honestly believe that she would have been a selfless tea-tottler type, free of all of her usual vices and addictions? Life will never be smooth for those two kids and that just sucks. I guess the word I would use to describe her 'motherly image' would be premeditated.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 10:32pm.
It's sad if it's true.
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So I guess this child whoretacular issue explains just why she wants to have her spawn around....fucking media exposure. Duhhh. And I say 'around' as in when they are useful. So let me whip out my Tarot Cards for Kiddies deck. Oooooh, very bad, very bad indeed...images of prison, matricide, drugs, hookers, stds, sloth like tendencies..... The list is just too long and depressing, but not in the least bit shocking.
Mehhh, but who needs fake Tarot readings when everyone can see that from this bunch of current and future rejects, the light at the end of the tunnel is always an oncoming train(wreck). And remember, every dark cloud has its' thunderbolt!
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How much weight, collectively, has Carnie Wilson lost now?
two, three hundred pounds? more?
Pfffft, to this Shitney interview.
You know she rehearsed it a zillion times over and yet it still delivered like the VMA's.
She's a lower chatter busted boot move.
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oh god I love stephen lynch!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Her boys are adorable, she, on the other hand, is not. I'm not going to lie, I'm looking forward to her new album.
*hides*
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Brilliant PR move, put them all in white lilke Brangelina. Because everyone knows we love Brangelina so much!
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