And They Said It Wouldn't Last
Well, they were right. That's if you believe the Daily Mirror. Some ho told them that John Mayer has du-du-dumped Jennifer Aniston because he's not ready to give up his man whore ways. The two apparently tried to make it work by going on a little relationship hiatus. That didn't work, so they called it a day.
The source said, "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. Initially Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken." Not to mention that he should probably keep his car in the garage for a while. And all his pet bunny rabbits indoors. You know, just in case.
Oh well, it's back to the old maid drawing board for Jenny! The NYDN reports that she's not spending her days cutting out John's face from pictures while screaming the lyrics to "Your Body is a Wonderland." She's apparently already dating someone else. You know, Jenny needs to take a breather and get to know herself. Don't go the Kate Hudson route of flapping her vagina all over town.
Jenny has been to Mayer and Vince Vaughn and anywhere she could run......she's beeeeeen to PITTadise, but she's never been to her. Oh God. I'm sorry for that. That song has been stuck in my head for the past 5 days ever since I watched Priscilla again on TV. I just had to let it out!
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Please! Can we just cut out the crap about the troll or stalker or whoever the hell it is!? Ignore it and it will go away! Maybe not immediately, but it will!
Look, I love all you funny sluts, because you always crack me up, but it just makes me want to slap a ho when the conversation goes from celeb-bashing to freaking out about one pathetic person who gets their larks by pissing off people on the Internet. We're all - er, wait - MOST of us are mature people (when we have to be) and I think this can be handled in a better fashion. *sigh* I know that I'm not in the center of it and it's mostly one group of people vs one individual, but it kind of ruins the fun atmosphere when people get so worked up about it that they feel they can't even log onto Dlisted because of it.
Sorry. I am just kind of tired of sitting back and watching the bickering almost every day while I'm trying to get a laugh while I'm at work. Maybe I'll go over to JJ and start foaming at the mouth over Brange. *eyeroll*
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lol, being dumped by Billy Bob, Aniston didn't top that one yet. Actually I was hoping to go to a check out line and not see, the triangle staring at me ever again...really tired of it...one could dream anyway. I was dumped a few times and did some dumping myself, kiss a few frogs, etc..
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:58am.
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Oh, you da best! I got all the Samoas, but this one bitchy little runt girl kept biting me every time I went for the Tagalongs. I shoulda worn the Hazmat suit for THAT mission, too...now I think I need a rabies shot!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Two Drink Min
Maybe she's started to use a dictionary - haha - so as not to be found out?? I know I'm grasping here but the loons never have an original thought in their heads. And yes yesterday she enjoyed starting her shit with dlisters. She's just a lonely little antagonist.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
On on this site you can disagree with MK, you can slam a celebrity, and your post will not be deleted. You will likely not get a vicious personal attack from other posters, filled with hate, when you defend a celebrity, either, like on another site which shall remain nameless. Over here we like to engage in a good rousing debate. We can spot the loonies a mile off, though. We don't have to invent them.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
yes, god bless the jolie-pitts they are our saviour. when brangelina go to the toilets for a number two they pop out rainbows that smell of a million roses.
their children are the only children worth talking about because let's face it us mere mortals don't deserve to breath the same air as saint angie and her clan.
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BITCHES AND WORSHIP THE MESSIAHS.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 13, 2008 - 10:51am.
Um its not lolo.
Can you give an exapmle of what Lolo ever di to you? Or when she was ever a loon to you?
She made up FLA to make a fun time out of Love Angelina. She is a nice person i got to meet in real life.
A few people talk to her from here in real life and know she is not an asshole.
Plus since lolo isnt here to say shit, you really shouldnt drag her ass into it.
What he hell is your problem?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
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The ONLY thing that article proves is that Marianne and of course Angelina are getting some more publicity. It was an award show right??
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Pimp - I am thinking that she is not LA. LA had terrible, terrible grammar.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 9:56am.
YMAtT,
She read it in People. Trust!
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Oh yeahhhhh...riiiiiggggghhhht! People Magazine: The Pinnacle of Truth!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 10:52am
Oh, saints preserve you, doll!!! So sorry I'm late to the par-tay. I'll roll those evil GirlScouts for you, lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em!!! ROFL
No Carrot Times? MWAH ((hugs)) She'll show up soon, or we'll get BugsBunny to sniff her out!!
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Oh MK, you're one silly bitch. I clicked on the song and almost choked when she sang "I've beeeeeeeen to paradise..." Dang, no more Lucky Charms for me this morning.
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ok, while I rue the fact about her husband. Pearl is no angel. I am guessing their common ground is interest in married men. SO, look that little story up. I am not downing her sitch but let's face millions of women are losing their husbands daily only to get a blip on the radar and a folded flag.
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YMAtT,
She read it in People. Trust!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Cooch sounds alot like LovesAngelina too. But she's trying to hard to not get found out.
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Submitted by substanceoverflash on August 13, 2008 - 9:52am.
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Do you believe everything you read in the media?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 13, 2008 - 9:51am.
Cooch - it was you that attacaked all the Dlisters yesterday we know you are Gravy and probably LoLo. Just a trouble maker loon we don't care for.
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I doubt it's LoLo--LoLo doesn't hold quite so much contempt in her heart.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20189897,00.html?xid=rss-fullcon...
Ha!
Cooch.Roue
Your last post (particularly the last sentence) gives you away. I'm just waiting for your SCREAMING that we are all FAT, UGLY AND JELLUZ H8RS.
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Oh Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....poor Jen...back to square one with your leathery plain jane ass. She's the perpetual spinster....her AND Cameron Diaz too.
I'm no Fangeloonie either....pfft! :P
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:48am.
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I was looking for you, Meow-Mix girl! I had to Raid spray Wonky McValtrex earlier in a Hazmat suit, AND go get the girl scout cookies. LCT's not around, either.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"So sad, to live such angry lives like you do."
Is it not even more sad to make up a new online I.D. to rag on people?
tsk....tsk...tsk....
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Sorry, I meant no one seriously claim she ISN'T photographed with Brad every day....because she is. Get it? Ah, but context and reading between the lines don't matter when there are "trolls" to harass. I'm so outta this thread.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 13, 2008 - 9:45am.
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Ok, wait--I'm confused. WHO'S angry?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Cooch.Roue or whatever your name is for the moment, calm down don't get your panties in a bunch your starting to show your looniness.
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 13, 2008 - 10:45am.
Don't be silly, of course we know she's not photographed with Brad every day. It's every other day, geeeze.
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Yeah, when did you see any pics with her with Marianne after the movie premier. NONE. NEVER.
Jolie can't keep girl friends. Just hang out with Olivier Martinez, Wyclef...whoever...
You never her out with the same people. Just co-workers she is drinking with and bopping at the time.
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Submitted by substanceoverflash on August 13, 2008 - 9:30am.
UKer- This post isn't about Angelina. And since you profess to be so knowledgeable about her private life I have to ask you. Have you forgotten about Marianne Pearl - her best friend? Or did you just decide it's better to post something completely ignorant?
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Here! Take jacket. Take crayons. I'll meet you in the rubber room for evaluation times.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Sheeps on August 13, 2008 - 7:45am.
Submitted by substanceoverflash on August 13, 2008 - 7:24am.
I think the only person who didn't see that coming was Jennifer.
hahahaha. Well, at least she saw John coming.
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we've all seen his "O" face......no thanks! I wouldn't want to see that up close!
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
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Yup, the loons from JJ are having their massive orgasms right now - I guess it's understandable that some of it splattered all the way over here. Haha.
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Does anyone here know what sarcasm is? Seriously. As if anyone could seriously claim Angelina is photographed every day with Brad. I guess it's just a lot easier to pretend everyone who "disagrees" with you is a Just Jared lunatic. So sad, to live such angry lives like you do.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by substanceoverflash on August 13, 2008 - 7:24am.
I think the only person who didn't see that coming was Jennifer.
hahahaha. Well, at least she saw John coming.
Hey Snow!
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Clarisse: "Yeah, poor Jen. Killer bUd, millions of cash...poor thing..."
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Oh that's rich! Some lunatic just posted that Marianne Pearl is Angie Ho's best friend!!!!
Angie Ho used Pearl, then dumped her. Just like everyone else in her life.
ON TOPIC: Yeah, poor Jen. Killer bod, millions of cash...poor thing...
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2 drink, hey chica. CR is def CG. the writing style gives it away.
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Hi 2Drink!
Well, besides being devastated about this break up, my morning is going just fine!
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
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my my, it's loon central here today.
why do brangeloonies feel the need to repeat themselves over and over
blah blah she's vapid blah blah she's plain blah blah,
give me a fucking break, your saint angelina is an evil cunt whom karma will get in the end.
.karma never forgets.
just sayin.....
Hey PSL, hope you are having a good morning!
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Rocket, it's just Butt Gravy with a new moniker.
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PSL: wahzzzzzzzup! I know, right!
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That really sucks..besides me really believing that they were going to get married..I kind of wanted to see them workout..They looked so cute together.
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You know who John Mayer reminds me of?
Kirk Cameron!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
She is clearly just doing this to get Angelina's attention. Poor Jennifer, still stuck in 2004. Brad divorced you years ago honey, GET OVER IT. Angelina doesn't need to be photographed with her man every day to feel like she's leading a worthwhile existence.
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Stupid post of the day.
She is not a favorite of mine by any stretch.
But I think the loons are too hard on her. She didn't do anything wrong. She doesn't sell her pics or give interviews anymore. Unlike some people who think their daily lives are relevant to the mass population.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 9:13am.
Ahhh, I adore mornings @ Dlisted.
LMAO! :) agreed.