And They Said It Wouldn't Last
Well, they were right. That's if you believe the Daily Mirror. Some ho told them that John Mayer has du-du-dumped Jennifer Aniston because he's not ready to give up his man whore ways. The two apparently tried to make it work by going on a little relationship hiatus. That didn't work, so they called it a day.
The source said, "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. Initially Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken." Not to mention that he should probably keep his car in the garage for a while. And all his pet bunny rabbits indoors. You know, just in case.
Oh well, it's back to the old maid drawing board for Jenny! The NYDN reports that she's not spending her days cutting out John's face from pictures while screaming the lyrics to "Your Body is a Wonderland." She's apparently already dating someone else. You know, Jenny needs to take a breather and get to know herself. Don't go the Kate Hudson route of flapping her vagina all over town.
Jenny has been to Mayer and Vince Vaughn and anywhere she could run......she's beeeeeen to PITTadise, but she's never been to her. Oh God. I'm sorry for that. That song has been stuck in my head for the past 5 days ever since I watched Priscilla again on TV. I just had to let it out!
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i bloody love priscilla. i cant wait for the theatre production ot come here to see it!
Two Drink Min - good morning!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Hey we all knew it was just a summer fuck!
Bring on the Brangilosers!
We all knew it wouldn't last. Really, does anything last in Hollywood and celebrity land? So, was Jen just another notch for him?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 13, 2008 - 6:47am.
I wonder who's next on the douche's to do list?
heehee. Umm, maybe Anne Hathaway?
There is nothing wrong with having a timetable.
I personally do not but I know it's a deal breaker if a guy tells me "no kids". I know evetually it would bother me so I would end it.
But, that's just me. I guess if you want to compromise.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Who the fuck cares? Jen, just get your ass on the next flight to Key West and order your cocktail, break out the joint and sing Jimmy Buffet songs. And bring your next little toy-boy with ya if you want!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
She should just join a church and meet a nice boy there. She needs to downgrade her expectations.
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Like you couldn't see this coming fifty miles away.
I'm surprised it lasted this long.
I don't think she's as desperate or pathetic as the tabloids want you to think though.
They had some fun and got laid. She's rich and successful. Sounds like good times to me.
Marriage is for people who are tired of having fun. XD
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Hello Ocean...can you hear me now?
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
FritoDorito on August 13, 2008 - 9:47am.
I wonder who's next on the douche's to do list?
- I would have put Sienna Miller's name in there but he already broke up Jen, nothing in it for Sienna.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 13, 2008 - 7:49am.
I feel bad for Whiney's friends... They're going to get it full blown.
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I love how you called her Whiney... great minds think alike!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 9:44pm.
WHO CARES?
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I second that.
Fuck her, Spitt, Mangelina, the whole lot of 'em.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Who says she wants something to last? She might be happy fucking her way through an everlasting line of twatty, douchey men.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I feel bad for Whiney's friends... They're going to get it full blown.
your blood is lovely on August 13, 2008 - 9:48am
I ♥ to pieces Guy Pearce.
He's a big pothead and cat lover.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
How did this monster headed poseur, (Mayer), get to be such a heartbreaker? I see absolutely no hotness in him or his music.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
THEY WERE ON A BREAK!!!
Also - LOVE Priscilla!!!!! Guy Pearce is just as delicious in Priscilla as he is in Memento. MMMM
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a tergo ad libitum
I am a Jenaloonie in one respect - I was rooting for her to make it work. I think she deserves to have a relationship (with anyone, not necessarily a celeb) so the media isn't all over her ass for "not being over Brad."
*dumps her faithful OK! mag in the trash where it belongs* OH WELL.
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Hi5.
I wonder who's next on the douche's to do list?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
What about the splashy wedding? The kids? "OK!," how you've let me down.....
OOOOOOCEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
Im screaming at you oceaaaaaaaaan!
ha ha ha ha ha ha loonies
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Two loads.
WHO CARES?
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
i can hear mangelina cackling on her throne now
Well damn it, another day for me screaming at the ocean...
I think I'll pack a nice lunch and bring a box of wine.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.