Crimped Hair!!!
Why in Bindi Irwin hell did Ty Ty crimp her weave?! If you ask her about it, she'll probably say, "Oh! I invented crimped hair. Don't you know?" Yes, I do know. I also know that I've had a fascination with crimped hair ever since I was a little homo child playing with my sister's Barbies.
My favorite Barbie was the one who looked like she could smooth wood with her hair. I'm talking about Beach Barbie (or maybe it was Skipper?). I loved that bitch. I wanted crimped hair so bad because of her. For Christmas one year, my sister got one of those irons with changeable plates including a crimped one. I used the fuck out of that shit. If I had pubic hair back then, I would've crimped it.
That being said, Ty Ty looks like something out of The Fifth Element.
Ty Ty crimped her hair yesterday to celebrate Vogue Italia's all-black issue with Chanel Iman, Stacey McKenzie, Selita Banks, Veronica Webb, Toccara, Beverly Johnson and many other models. Naomi Campbell wasn't there. Well, probably because seeing Ty Ty's face makes her want to beat a bitch with a Blackberry and she's trying to work on that.
Wenn
i have my very own copy of vogue italia's black issue...
the baby hair with the crimps...i just can't handle it....
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Ooops, I thought that was the next round of ANTM and I chose my winner
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omg, I thought it was a wax figure."
That's EXACTLY what I thought! haha
July Vogue Italia out of your reach? Luckily, Jezebel was nice enough to give us a sneak peek. All bow down.....
Toccara is beautiful!
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
weird, I actually like her hair. What really irks me about her face is her lack of eyebrow color. She needs to darken them a bit.
why is it when a Black girl has symmetrical features, she can't just be a pretty Black girl, instead she's a "white girl with a tan." Just as the complexions of Black people differ so do the facial features.
I don't see many women who can compare in bone structure to Yasmin Warsame, Emanuela de Paula, or Liya Kedebe.
--AMEN, sister! I swear if I had a nickel for every time I heard,"Are you mixed?" I would be one rich chica!! You would think only White chicks have small noses and long hair!! My nose is actually the smallest of all my friends and several of my White friends have hair extensions
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
omg, I thought it was a wax figure.
why is it when a Black girl has symmetrical features, she can't just be a pretty Black girl, instead she's a "white girl with a tan." Just as the complexions of Black people differ so do the facial features.
I don't see many women who can compare in bone structure to Yasmin Warsame, Emanuela de Paula, or Liya Kedebe.
Kitten, Chanel Iman--hot girl in the blue dress with the boots--has her real hair. So does Tocarra and Selita Ebanks. I am not sure about the other girls there. Just because there are black women with long, straight hair, doesn't mean it's fake.-------------------------------------------------
Chanel Iman is so beautiful with flawless bone structure. I love that blue dress, the boots and the belt. Damn.
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Why Gawd Whyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!
Why did my girl Bey make lace-fronts look so damn good e'rbody & they momma rockin' 'em. Problem is... they're not spending the right money for dem $h1ts! I wanna slap da fukk outta e'rbody up there with a hammer!
Then steal their shoes! Soooo luvin' the shoes!
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
That hair looks way too freaking fake. You wonder what she really looks like without all the fake hair and makeup. It's probably not too pretty.
I'm sorry but all them bitches ain't black.
What a worthless, no talent, pile of donkey dung.
Submitted by girl_cheese on August 13, 2008 - 9:20am.
So, why'd they have the group shot in front of West Chelsea Veterinary ..? And no one noticed?
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because tyra's hair makes her look like an afghan hound/cocker spaniel mix
So, why'd they have the group shot in front of West Chelsea Veterinary ..? And no one noticed?
I thought the main pic was the Wax Tyra....
The girl in the blue satiny dress looks super HUNGRY!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Crimping only looks right in movies that take place in an apocolyptic future or on another planet. imho.
I like the hair. I'm really sick of flat-ironed hair. Bring back the curls and crimps.
these are beautiful women.
but many of them can not dress.
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tyra, miss johnson, tocarra.. that thin girl in the blue dress and fringed boots?!
Veronica Webb is not aging well at all.
I can't stand her over-orthodontuerd teeth.
I love the fact that none of those models have their real hair... sigh...
In thumbnail 7, with the proper GPS coordinates, a howitzer in NJ could have done irreparable damage to the international modeling community.
Submitted by boomsy on August 13, 2008 - 11:23am.
Oh, and angel_i dear, your avie is the stuff of nightmares, just in case you didn't know.
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What? Vivienne is ready for her close-up. Isn't she lovely? :)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Why in Bindi Irwin Hell - LMFAO omg MK you slay me!
I have some photos of me with crimped hair. Crimping irons will WRECK your hair though. I gave that shit up a long time ago. Plus, Trya admits she wears weaves so that isn't even her real hair. NEXT!
Actually the Diva in The 5th Element was more realistic. Ty looks like a Clay Aiken impersonater......and I mean that in a good way.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
LOL!
I saw it this way first. OMG it's funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSwYMHkZgLg
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oh, and angel_i dear, your avie is the stuff of nightmares, just in case you didn't know.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
@KD: I saw clips of the vaseline show; I think she was making fun of Oprah and her 'Favorite Things' shows.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by KD on August 13, 2008 - 11:20am.
Tyra is CRAZY. Did anyone see the vaseline show, where she gave everyone in the audience vaseline and she went NUTS (understatement)?
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OMG, I totally saw that. Strangely (what a weird time we live in) I saw the remix first, which was fucking hilarious! Even tho it was pretty wack all by itself too.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by KD on August 13, 2008 - 10:19am
Not sure who she is, but everytime I look at her pic I see a tranny Halle Berry...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
angel_i is Stacy the one in light blue? she looks like Juliette Prouse.
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Tyra is CRAZY. Did anyone see the vaseline show, where she gave everyone in the audience vaseline and she went NUTS (understatement)?
Who is the chic with the orphan annie hair? It's cute..on a child, but not so much on her.
Ok and that Stacey thing is a freak of nature.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
@boomsy: For reals. We just had Caribana which brings all the "black" people downtown. Every single year I'm walking down the street feeling like a lump in the shadow of all the breathtaking girlies I see. Flawless skin, body shapes (so many shapes but always so firm and proportioned, hair(weaves - lotsa weaves), clothing. Seriously - they are stunning! And then I wonder why I don't see more girls like that on these shows, or any show for that matter.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 13, 2008 - 11:19am.
Tyra's makeup reminds me of when I read that book IT. The only Stephen King book I started that I couldn't finish. I fucking hate clowns.
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I fucking love Stephen King! "IT" was my fave as well as "Christine." Fun scary times. ^^
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I melted my Barbie's hair trying to crimp it.
I wonder why Tyra's didn't melt?
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tyra's a bitch, but she actually looks better & slimmer than usual here.
that chick with the black blazer & useless brown belt is gorgeous. veronica webb looks weird with that dreadful costumey hair, she was never really pretty to me.
I think everyone is missing the major newsflash of this post: Tocarra made Vogue!!!!!! Surely the most success any contestant on America's Top Model has had ever? And from the "plus size" girl too (the way they said this over and over again drove me nuts). How has Tocarra risen to these dizzy heights????
I'm all for black women getting a chance to strut their stuff, but damn some of those girls look beat. I went to school with prettier girls than them.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Crimped hair was "back" a year or so ago. I thought it was gone already.
the last time I crimped my hair I got my ass beat by a chola where's that skank now?
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I think she looks amazing.
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Bitch is BEAT. You can always tell by all the damn concealer she is wearing....
I kinda like the crimped hair...but holy HELL that takes a long time to do to long hair. Her butt must have some huge ass chair marks on it from sitting through that. Or else they just glued that mess to her head.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Tyra looks fug, as usual.
And to respond Vogue's ridiculous article, "Is fashion racist?", YES, it fucking IS.
Most of the girls there look like dark-skinned white women.
Also noticed they ALL iron their hair.
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