Billy Bob Thornton As Freddy Krueger?!

I've always had a soft spot for "Roadwork," not only because King describes so well the process of an ordinary man slowly going mad, but because I can understand the attachment to places where you've spent a lot of years.

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If it would get rid of BBT's chin merkin,
NAW, WTF am I saying? Michael Bay MUST DIE!!!

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 11:05pm.

Ooooohh, jelly!! I'm so jelly, butter my ass and call me a biscuit!! I would probably freak out completely, and do the teen girl shriek, shake, cry, and faint thing. So not cool, ROFL

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@Gonnaburn: Darn, yo. That stinks. But you were in the general vicinity! That is more than I can say, as he will probably be dead (oh noes!!) by the time I have enough money to stalk him. xP

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:54pm.

ROFL I use SOWISA!!!

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@Fat Martha " Did you get to meet him!? "
Nope. They kept it quiet until after he left to avoid media hell. Just another one of my "near my house or a friend of someone I know" met a celebrity stories. I have a bunch of those though. One day, Ewan McGregor will knock on my door and we'll sing a duet. Trust.

Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 11:00pm.

Thanks, doll, I have loved the Kingamania!! Good night!!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 13, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Hey Kizzy! Did you have a good b-day?

Hey dolly, how was work? Yes, I did, had lots of laughs on here, Mr.Snugglebunny sent me flowers at work, bought me Eddie Izzard's "Glorious" on DVD, and has promised me dinner and dancing this weekend. It has been great, thank you for asking♥

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 11:19pm.
I did get through Lisey's Story though and liked it. However my Kingaloonie friend said that she thought it was not one of his better works. He did come to my hometown to research "Of a Buick 66"?? Ate at the Red Lobster. Interviewed some state troopers. Seemed like a really nice guy. Western Pennsylvania is acommon setting in his books, but usually not portrayed in such a great way. Wonder why.
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Yes! "From A Buick 8"! One of his more recent ones (his newer works, I must admit, have gone a bit downhill, sadly.) I am also going to say that I am --INSANELY-- jealous that he came to your town. Did you get to meet him!? Lucky slut! xP

Anyways, m'dears, I must be toodling off to bed now, as I have to haul my butt outta bed early tomorrow for work. It has been lovely playing the bookworm with all of you and I really truly did enjoy it! *blows kissies* Good night all! And happy barfday again Kiz!
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:42pm

Beautiful, yes. AND with the potty mouth I have, I developed a special fondness for "smuck".

Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 11:12pm.

Yeah!! I remember that one, that was part of the set he did about smoking, that it first just came out on tape. At the end, the sane man sits on the curb and tries it out, saying "EEEEEEEEEE." I remember the packaging was similar to Marlboro Reds, and had that SmokeEnders story, which, as a smoker, terrified the living fuck out of me.

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:42pm

I love Lisey's story. "we all go to the pool to drink"

I can understand your friend's not liking it as much, as it is a departure from a lot of his other work. There is a marked difference in his work before the accident, and after the accident, and there is a lot of catharsis in there. That one and especially Duma Key.

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Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 11:12pm.

*keeps her fat mouf shut because she's ashamed to say that's she's never read "Catcher"*

Oh man... "The Tommyknockers" was the only book by him that I really didn't like. It was just too weird, even for King. Still managed to scare me (all of his stories do) but I just couldn't get into it like I do with his other books.

"The Shining" on the other hand scared the PANTS off of me and it is by far one of the best books I've ever read. I remember the first time I finished reading it I was afraid to get in the shower. xD Still am sometimes. *blush* And that's how you know it's good, when he continues to make you wanna pee your panties months later!

There was one story, though, that affected me greatly. I can't remember the name of the book it was in, but it was one of his shorter pieces. Basically, it's about a couple who go into a restaurant and the maitre'd goes absolutely mad and starts killing people all over the place and shrieked "EEEEEEE!!!" That scared me to no end, because at the restaurant I worked at there was this really creepy guy who never really talked to anyone except the customers and would always make really weird comments about how they smelled nice. I was convinced he would go apeshit one of those days.

Oh man, I love this! We should institute a Dlisted Book Club for Kingaloonies!!
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This plastic surgery disaster is certainly scary enough to give anyone nightmares!

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Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 10:35pm
I have seen more of the movies than read the books. In high school I liked Sleepwalkers for comedica value. I got the same enjoyment out of the more recent movie with the alien ass worms. hee hee hee. Immature, I know.

I did get through Lisey's Story though and liked it. However my Kingaloonie friend said that she thought it was not one of his better works. He did come to my hometown to research "Of a Buick 66"?? Ate at the Red Lobster. Interviewed some state troopers. Seemed like a really nice guy. Western Pennsylvania is acommon setting in his books, but usually not portrayed in such a great way. Wonder why.

http://kdka.com/local/Butler.attempted.kidnapping.2.793756.html

Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 10:35pm

You're right, it was written in the 70's, and he requested it himself because he didn't want it to influence anyone, or make it seem as though he condoned that sort of violence. School shootings were just as bizarre and alien as the Tommyknockers or Pennywise, which is why he wrote it. King's genius lies in taking something very mundane and ordinary, and turning it into something completely supraextraordinary. Which, at the time, school shootings were. He didn't ever want any of his work to be connected to anything like that, or known because of that, the way "Catcher In the Rye" did.

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Double-post time!

Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 11:02pm.
King himself requested "Rage" be withdrawn and no longer printed after Columbine. One of the boys had it in his locker.
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Ah, then I revoke the last part of my previous statement. That is completely understandable. But, like I said, it's not as if King really expected such a thing to happen. If I'm not mistaken the book was written back in the 70s and nothing like that had ever happened. It's very, very sad and unfortunate.
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Submitted by Noelegy on August 13, 2008 - 10:58pm

You know, I'm not sure, because my copy of "The Bachman Books" has a printing error in it. Is the very last chapter supposed to say that he started to run after he felt the hand on his shoulder? I ask because after that point, my copy has a repeat of the last 20 pages or so. :( He's the last one standing, so I think maybe he kept on going. And Stephen King WOULD have the one from Maine be the winner. ;)

Good point about SK not being afraid to kill off kids. Have you read "Rage"? My "Bachman Books" includes it, but I understand it was stricken from later printings, post-Columbine, since it deals with a high school kid losing his shit and killing a bunch of people in school.
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Yeah, that ending always confused me. Then again, the entire premise confused me until someone much wiser than me (my 11th grade english teacher, haha) told me that it's supposed to take place in a world where the Nazis won WWII. No idea if he's right on that or not, but it makes sense.

And no, I haven't been able to find "Rage" anywhere! I've looked in every library because I've heard it's one of the better Bachman books. Unfortch no one wants it around because it hits too close to home with all the school shootings. :( It's unfortunate. I remember reading that the book was partially blamed for Columbine and it made me angry - as if SK REALLY wanted to make that happen.

Completely OffT: I went back to the Hot Slut of the Day thread and was reading through it... apparently no one likes me now because I don't like Michael Phelps. Hehe. Ohhhh well.

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Submitted by Noelegy on August 13, 2008 - 10:28pm.

Exactly so, that last bit is his mind giving way completely, like when people who have hypothermia are about to die, they feel hot, and take off their clothes? That's the bit about he feels like he can run.

King himself requested "Rage" be withdrawn and no longer printed after Columbine. One of the boys had it in his locker.

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Viva LaLohan said, "That was an awesome breakdown."

Thankyew. King's one of the topics that I can get passionate about. :)

"Insomnia is one of the few books to actually give me nightmares. That catfish in the plane with a lap full of eggs kills me every time"

Ew, ew, I know! And the scene where Ralph's arm is cut open by the two little bald guys gives me the heebiti-jeebies, because I had an arm injury 10 years ago that resulted in a similar wound, visible tendons and all. :(

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Quoth FatMartha: "Ohhh, I think that if they made "The Long Walk" it would be really interesting. Though, I never really understood the end of it - did he die or just go nutzoid? Anyways, I think it'd be good, and America's so immune to gore now that I'm sure they wouldn't mind some more."

You know, I'm not sure, because my copy of "The Bachman Books" has a printing error in it. Is the very last chapter supposed to say that he started to run after he felt the hand on his shoulder? I ask because after that point, my copy has a repeat of the last 20 pages or so. :( He's the last one standing, so I think maybe he kept on going. And Stephen King WOULD have the one from Maine be the winner. ;)

Good point about SK not being afraid to kill off kids. Have you read "Rage"? My "Bachman Books" includes it, but I understand it was stricken from later printings, post-Columbine, since it deals with a high school kid losing his shit and killing a bunch of people in school.

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Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 10:12pm.

I am a Kingaloonie, as well. Lurve, lurve, LURVES me some Stephen King.

The Long Walk--it's actually both, he is crazy by the end, but he's also nearly dead, so it's kind of simultaneous.

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Submitted by Noelegy on August 13, 2008 - 6:18pm.
That was an awesome breakdown.

Insomnia is one of the few books to actually give me nightmares. That catfish in the plane with a lap full of eggs kills me every time

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Submitted by James Haven on August 13, 2008 - 10:04pm.

James Haven? Why would anyone take a swipe at James Haven? Anyone that knows James Haven, knows he doesn't get involved in the day to day muckety muck of Dlisted.

Thanks for having James Haven's back!

JH, I'll always have your back, darling. Believe me it hurt my heart when people were throwing usernames out and the fur flying. It got really STUPID and when your name was mentioned and you weren't even here to defend your precious self that really made me sad and angry.

Keep the faith, kind soul. There are mean, ugly, vicious people in the world and there are nice, loving honorable people...I consider you the latter for what it's worth. -And, thank you for standing up for me too. It truly meant and means a lot. It's not easy to stand up for what is right online but I think you are doing a stand-up job of it.:)

Billy Bob looks sickly. Maybe Angie taught him her anorexic diet. One delicious, melt-in-your-mouth inhale of air for breakfast, one ex-lax for lunch and one delicious vitamin for dinner! YUM YUM!

Submitted by Noelegy on August 13, 2008 - 9:48pm.

Yay! I am so excited that people are still talking about Stephen King on this thread. I'm a Kingaloonie (read almost all of his books).

Ohhh, I think that if they made "The Long Walk" it would be really interesting. Though, I never really understood the end of it - did he die or just go nutzoid? Anyways, I think it'd be good, and America's so immune to gore now that I'm sure they wouldn't mind some more.

One thing that I admire about SK (not to sound sick and twisted, even though I will) is that he's NOT afraid to kill off children in his books. Many authors and movie directors think that doing so is SUCH a taboo, but a kid dies in a great deal of SK's books [SPOILER: Cujo, Needful Things, Cell, The Stand, etc.) He's always one to go against the grain, though. I admire that.
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Submitted by James Haven on August 13, 2008 - 8:36pm.

Jamesy, even YOU were getting verbally pummeled in the shitstorm but I stood up for you (not sure how much difference it made but I did). A shit-stirrer is here to try and cause dissention amongst the ranks and some people fell for it. UGH.

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James Haven? Why would anyone take a swipe at James Haven? Anyone that knows James Haven, knows he doesn't get involved in the day to day muckety muck of Dlisted.

Thanks for having James Haven's back!

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Random commentary on Stephen King stories going to film:

"The Stand": I was lukewarm about Molly Ringwald. I was okay with Corin Nemec as Harold, but I really didn't buy that his transformation was as dramatic as it was in the book. Gary Sinise was awesome as always. He totally inhabited the role of Stu Redman and made it real. Ray Walston as Glen Bateman was just about perfect, as was Bill Fagerbakke (?) as Tom Cullen, and Matt Frewer as Trashcan Man (although Trash is quite a bit younger in the book). The guy who played Flagg--his name is escaping me--was good, but his HEAD was so enormous it kept distracting me. I'll still re-watch this about once a year.

"The Mist": This one creeped me out big-time. I think it's mainly the scene [SPOILER] where the young hometown-boy soldier is stabbed and turned out of the store. The way he's crying and pleading gets to me. And the haunting Dead Can Dance music at the end...*bruh*

"The Shining": an oldie but a goodie. Can't help but wonder why they changed it from the book, though. Why did the cook have to die?

I used to think that movies made of Stephen King stories seemed to have a craptastic curse on them, but "Carrie" holds up over time, as does "Christine," I think. One of the actors from "Christine" (he played Don Vandenberg, the redhaired member of the bully gang) posts on a horror-movie forum I read and is very interesting to talk to.

I kind of wish they could make a movie of "The Long Walk" (short story from "The Bachman Books") but realize it's probably too potentially gory, and I don't think moviegoers are ready to watch a bunch of teenage boys being executed. But the story is very good and has great character development, tension, all that.

I also think "Rose Madder" would make a great movie, if handled properly, as would "Insomnia," one of my favorites.

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James Haven,
Then the old Sea Hag would be happy to do a full throttle on him and I will take the little taint tickler right off his chin and give it to you for a souvie! Our James Haven is the greatest...

Smootches, Love!

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Submitted by James Haven on August 13, 2008 - 8:36pm.

Brad's prank calls! ROTFL!

No worries, I'm definitely NOT into country music so I took no offense to your rant. :))

Jamesy, even YOU were getting verbally pummeled in the shitstorm but I stood up for you (not sure how much difference it made but I did). A shit-stirrer is here to try and cause dissention amongst the ranks and some people fell for it. UGH.

I hope your Mary Kay thing is working out for you. Times are financially tough nowadays huh? I just washed off my apple cider vinegar/raw coconut oil/raw honey mask and my skin feels superb. I've given up on buying cosmetics. Eye cream is so expensive it's NUTS...you know how much that is a POUND? Sorry if I cut into your Mary Kay revenues...I'm just talkin' broke ass beauty treatments (plus, it's tasty too)! :D

Billy Bob needs to shave off that nasty chin/pubic nightmare. It's downright nasty and he's looking anorexic. NOT a good look for a man [or anyone].

James Haven, you are in a (n upper) class all your own. You don't have to cater to those pigs! You are Hollywood royalty! OWN IT! (Love you 'til the day I die for ALWAYS bringing a smile to my face!!!!) MUAH x 1.000.000!!!!!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 13, 2008 - 9:04pm.

James Haven!
Feel free to borrow my hands for BBT...This old Sea Hag could use a cheap thrill....

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James Haven will keep that in mind the next time BillyBob calls him. But it's not likely that he will anytime soon. James Haven told him that the botox is making him look like a corpse! He called James Haven a "no talent, hanger on, misfit" The nerve!

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 13, 2008 - 9:03pm.

JAMES HAVEN! Good to see you, love! I hope you're not too exhausted from ministering to the many blobs.

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James Haven packed his bags and left those looney tunes last month. James Haven couldn't take all the company they were having. If James Haven had to make the "Edge" one more cream cheese and jelly sandwhich, he was going to scream and never stop! The man is an eating machine and he doesn't like the jelly to make his bread soggy so he has James Haven slopping cream cheese all over the place. Sickening. Not too mention Bono. What a pig! The man doesn't wash his hair nor change his socks. He wore the same black and white striped socks the entire time he stayed at the compound! He even wore them with shorts. Nasty!

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Submitted by . on August 13, 2008 - 9:01pm.

Dot! SmOOches to you!

James Haven is happy he missed the "shitstorm". James Haven has enough of problems with work, his acting career, dating or lack of, Brad's prank calls, and now Marie Osmond has been stalking James Haven!

Every since she lost some weight, she has been hounding James Haven to take her to a Tim McGraw concert. No offense to those of you who like Country, but James Haven ain't feelin' the Country music. Those guys are always cryin' about one thing or another. James Haven is a free bird!

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James Haven!
Feel free to borrow my hands for BBT...This old Sea Hag could use a cheap thrill....

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Submitted by James Haven on August 13, 2008 - 8:28pm.

JAMES HAVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. *Giant smoocheroonie* You missed dlisted shitstorm 2008 but no worries as I'm sure there will be others. *sigh*

Billy Bob grosses me out as a human being but he's not too shabby of an actor. Strictly "love them taters" speakin'.

James Haven received a call from BillyBob asking if he would do his makeup. James Haven replied that he does NOT do horror movie makeup. James Haven is all about the beauty. BillyBob said he heard that James Haven has hands of gold (this much is true!) and that he doesn't want anyone else near his face, but James Haven!

James Haven wanted to tell that old possum that he wouldn't touch his face with Brad's hands, but BillyBob offered to pay a hefty price for James Haven. Oh, hold your judgement for someone else, bitches! You sluts are all about the money too!

Anyhoo ----- SmOOChes to all!

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I can't wait till BB Thornton gets enough surgery and girly procedures, hairplugs, etc, until he full looks like Mickey Rourke. The countdown begins. Maybe then he'll look scary enough to play Freddy Krueger.
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Well Billy Bob is hiddeous enough to be Freddy, but No One, & I Mean No One is Freddy buy Robert Englund!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 13, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 12:12pm.

Well, he keeps on making money on these craptastic films as they are made for 15 year old boys -- make that 12 year old boys.

He singlehandedly bought rights to remake The Birds, Friday the 13th, Amytiville Horror, The Hitcher and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (I was wrong about Escape from NY that is another asshole). I must say it takes a lot of ego to think you can remake all of the above classics and well. I just heard him stating that Friday the 13th was going to be funnier than the original.... WTF?
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Say it ain't so. Please tell me that you misunderstood what you read. Why is he doing any of those movies? They were done again, and they sucked. Pearl Harbor anyone!

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Submitted by peaches on August 13, 2008 - 2:59pm.

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I WILL NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! I WILL NOT SEE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF CINEMATIC SHIT!!!!

Just because he is an asshole doesn't mean he can play one of, if not, THE biggest horror bad asses. WHAT ... THE ... FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 13, 2008 - 11:45am.
Heather Langenkamp rocked in Just the Ten of Us. I enjoyed when the girls formed their singing group and give Marie a really slutty makeover.
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Damn it... Michael Bay has yet to complete Tranformers II.

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I have to give Michael Bay credit for this if it's true, This actually is pretty genuis casting. certainly a hella better than Angelina as Catwoman, though if Angelina sees this film she'll get all wet over Billy bob again, It's Brad's nightmare!!! hahahaha!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 13, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 12:12pm.

Well, he keeps on making money on these craptastic films as they are made for 15 year old boys -- make that 12 year old boys.

He singlehandedly bought rights to remake The Birds, Friday the 13th, Amytiville Horror, The Hitcher and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (I was wrong about Escape from NY that is another asshole). I must say it takes a lot of ego to think you can remake all of the above classics and well. I just heard him stating that Friday the 13th was going to be funnier than the original.... WTF?

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Michael Bay is a p.o.s. whose big ego is unwarranted, and he will burn in cinema hell! Have fun playing with Michael Moore's chocolate starfish down there, buddy!

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I think this is a great idea. The whole movie can be made in CGI. Also, hot women with no acting ability is a must, and of course, plenty of slow-motion shots. But then again, I am on a lot of Vicodin right now, so I don't know what I'm talking about.

I can't even look at a picture of this creep. He is sooooo gross. He totally looks like a pedo.

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