Wednesday, August 13th 2008

Right Where She Belongs!

International supermodel Phoebe Price made a triumphant return to the catwalks of Paris on Sunday night where she instantly became the toast of the town all over again! And by "Paris" I mean "Anaheim, CA." Disneyland to be exact. Downtown Disney to be exactly exact.

So what if it wasn't Paris! PP isn't one of those snob types that thinks their cutlets don't stink! She walked in a fashion show held in an outdoor mall, because she wanted to give back to the people! The people who made her the international sensation she is today! That and the organizers probably gave her a dinner voucher for the Rainforest Cafe. Who would turn that down?!

Here's more of our very own "Hot Babe of the Year" working it for of a bunch of people who have no idea who she is her thousands of fans at Downtown Disney. And also lounging in her luxurious dressing room. JLo is totally jealous.

Wenn



Aerialgreen's picture

Let me guess, little girls came up to her to say she looks like the Little Mermaid because of her hair color, when what really happened is that she got spit on the mouth by Pluto.

vent's picture

PP is pretty much the reason I come to this website everyday... well, Michael's witty remarks about her: "international supermodel." Everything about her cracks me up. Did she just wake up one morning and say to herself, "I'm a celebrity!" I mean, it seems like that. The sad thing is, it's working.

grex's picture

Why does she look like Wilma Flintstone in this outfit? And why isn't anyone paying any attention?

Sheeps's picture

She better not be in that locker room when the night-shift janitors show up.

gordorlisa's picture

gordo or lisa

This message is for you Phoebe. You put other up and coming celebs to shame with all your hard work. Pose on!

z-listed's picture

Oh no! She actually got a job?? Now she is REALLY going to think she is something. ~sigh~

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Mr. President's picture

She's working hard to keep her "Most Worthless Human Being on Earth" crown.

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shoe addict's picture

Hey Phoebe,

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Deb's picture

Submitted by Noelegy on August 13, 2008 - 7:52pm.
But I do wish she'd deep-six the nasty pale pink lipstick. I've yet to see a single person that looks good on.

It may have looked good on Twiggy, in 1968, for 20 minutes, but that's all I can come up with.;)

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Noelegy's picture

Eh, I think she looks cute. For once she didn't ruin her outfit with gigantic hoop earrings, a silly hat, and fugly shoes.

But I do wish she'd deep-six the nasty pale pink lipstick. I've yet to see a single person that looks good on.

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TexnDoc's picture

One dress? The fact that in the thumb of the four "models" walking across the street are wearing clothes that look like they came out of their closets, I think they were hired to show off the stupid neckwear they are all wearing. Anyway, she only looks 4th stupidest.

At this point PP would attend the opening of a can of Pringles.

There is *nothing* she would not do for press, any kind of press.

almostfamous88's picture

what a winner

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Sensimina's picture

Haha,

Why did Mickey dump Minnie?
Because she was fucking Goofy!

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ChubbyWubby's picture

She's at Disney?
This proves she is fucking Goofy!!!!

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Ivana's picture

Go Phoebe! It would be great if she became a part of the cast from Beverly Hills 90210!

Lucy Goosey's picture

Phoebe, on your way home stop at Barnes & Noble and pick up a copy of "How Not to Look Old" by Charla Krupp.

There is a chapter on makeup and eyeliner. Read it carefully.

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Albatross's picture

Does this woman do anything besides pose??
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Sassy's picture

You know in her head she is singing the Disney song "I'm walking down Mainstreet U S AAAAAAA". I hated being in my Chip or Dale costume dancing to that in 90 degree heat.

she looks good. love that necklace. you gotta give it to her for getting all this press.

She totally owned that runway. Fierce delusional beyotch. Love it!

Super for what? Golden showers?

Solaera's picture

Jesus. PP needs to tone down the eye makeup. She looks like a corpse.

gia's picture

i wish this kook would stop raccoon rimming her eyes...that hollowed out smoky eye look is terrifying on her... it brings out her inner corpse. quick get her to the Haunted Mansion!!

gyeah's picture

useless & gross.

Sensimina's picture

What the fuck is so "unusual" about this stunning beauty posing next to her feminine hygiene products?!? This woman has to remind us that she is human, after all! It's easy to forget that sometimes. Fuck, even her maxi pad has angel wings.

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weenielover's picture

omg. the hag will pose anywhere, anytime. garbage on the floor...who cares! "I'm famous!" geez. pathetic.

Reluctant Whore's picture

I personally think she brings an air of very definite, non-delusional charm to everything she touches.

She is a masterpiece who is not insane.

I love her.

If YOU do not love her you are a terrorist.

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soul's picture

3rd thumb.."lets follow her. wheres she going?who cares."
4th thumb..one guy cares.give it up PP.

Suki's picture

Could she look any more like an escaped loony? Also is that an Always with wings I see on the floor there?

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

She's so unusual!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by HellaciousB on August 13, 2008 - 4:06pm.

That woman is a friggin nutcase. Wait. Is that a pantyliner on the floor?
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carefreea's picture

She's worn those shoes before.

Oh no, I'm reaching MK obsessed status :o

angel_i's picture

That pose right there is a little known technique in International Modeling called "Who ate my pie?" And as we can see in thumb 4, she's followed it up with the always appropriate : "You little rascal!". Tres chic.

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ethang's picture

Damn!!! PP or Shauna Sand? It's glamour overload. I seriously can't chose.

HellaciousB's picture

That woman is a friggin nutcase. Wait. Is that a pantyliner on the floor?

weenielover's picture

deeelusional.

girl_cheese's picture

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 13, 2008 -

Pleeeeease no more Phoebe Price.

Maybe we can all chip in for a "Please Quit With The Phoebe Price Posts" fund. I'm good for $5. Surely you can be bought, MK.
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The Sunshine Gang's picture

yay!

chicagokristi's picture

Who are all those ungrateful commoners that aren't acknowledging the beauty and glamour that is PP?!? It's almost as if they could care less about the ravising International Model and Superstar!!!

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Alright! It's Delusion Times!

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Pimpcessa's picture

NOT IMPRESSED
DITTO!! I can't stand her any more than I can stand the constant "jean watch" for Katie. Borrrrring.
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I need more cowbell's picture

Rocket-during the promo shoot the cats kept covering her with sand so they went with someone else.

Rocket's picture

And just give me one good reason why Phoebe hasn't been contacted to play Catwoman?

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Pleeeeease no more Phoebe Price.

Maybe we can all chip in for a "Please Quit With The Phoebe Price Posts" fund. I'm good for $5. Surely you can be bought, MK.

The C word's picture

I wanna see the pics of the security guards telling her to get off the catwalk.

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How is it possible that she gets scarier looking each time we see her?

joe shmoe's picture

Hahahaha I love how generally disinterested the crowd is. Yet Phoebes has stars in her eyes (or else she's psychotic)

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 13, 2008 - 3:07pm
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No kidding. Phoebes has Great Expectations, no question. I see Chrissy Crocker in the role of Pip.

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