The Olympics Are Dangerous
The bitch that sent this to me will have nightmares tonight where a million dislocated elbows will dance around him. TRUST. I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is some fucked up shit right here. Fucked up shit with a side of not right piss.
Below is a video of Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai popping out his elbow while trying to lift some heavy shit during his Olympics debut. His elbow comes out and just hangs there like a little walnut.
You see, this is exactly why I don't work out. This can happen to anyone. Yes, I know Janos was lifting heavy crap, but it can also happen when you're touching your toes or even walking down the street. Shit, I don't even know if I can walk anymore after watching this video. I don't want to chance it. So the next time someone asks me why I don't get my lazy ass off the sofa, I'm going to show them this terrifying video.
And if the video wasn't enough for you, visit the Daily Mail to see pictures. I'm sorry.
VIA Deadspin
The video is unavailable. Not that I really want to see it. The pics were bad enough. That's gotta sting.
Submitted by . on August 13, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by aneurysm on August 13, 2008 - 9:20pm.
i, also, will not click this. i know it will be awful. i've already seen a pic of a weightlifter who blew out his asshole from lifting. no thank you.
aneurysm, I have the sneaking suspicion we both watched the same horror. YIKES. :O
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*Blinking... blew out his asshole? really, now?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I seriously almost vomited when his elbow popped out of joint. I couldn't even finish watching the video. Nasty!
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"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 13, 2008 - 2:50pm.
I fucking LOVE Andrew Zimmer on that show!!!! I live for him to say "It's a little gamey" in that snarky critical voice as he chews on some nasty fucking fat worm-slug abomination inside a 500 year old tree :)
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LMAO! He was eating that cow skin soup and he was being graphic describing how it was chewy and I almost threw up! The beating heart munching was NASTY!
His wiki says he ate a chicken uterus!!
Submitted by aneurysm on August 13, 2008 - 9:20pm.
i, also, will not click this. i know it will be awful. i've already seen a pic of a weightlifter who blew out his asshole from lifting. no thank you.
aneurysm, I have the sneaking suspicion we both watched the same horror. YIKES. :O
If you found that video even remotely disturbing DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT click on the link below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kalIPs18BI&feature=related
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i, also, will not click this. i know it will be awful. i've already seen a pic of a weightlifter who blew out his asshole from lifting. no thank you.
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OUCH. I prefer when they just shit their britches.
Michael k said "I'm sorry?" HA! that is prob the only thing he ever apologized for in his life :P If he felt the need to apologize, I knew that was my cue not to watch, it must have been REAL BAD!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
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That was frickin' AWESOME!!! The best part was where the Chinese Olympics committee took the opportunity to advertise the Beijing Olympics one more time using the 5 volunteers to cover the gory parts with the billboards.
INSPIRED!!
Sadly, the guy was cute before the fatal injury. I'd still do him though he's now deformed forever. Did you see his package?
*shivers*
Yeah MK! I totally agree with you. Fuck that working out shit, it can kill ya totally dead ya know.
See...this is why I keep my bong water at a minimum level. <> I don't wanna be poppin' any of my elbows out liftin heavy crap.
*shivers again*
I refuse to click on this!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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i cringed at the replays and pictures
i hope he's ok!
Submitted by kchristopher on August 13, 2008 - 7:31pm.
He is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
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And she has to be double jointed.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Damn, that must have been excruciating.
I'm going straight to hell, but all I could think of was the old SNL sketch with the Russian weight lifter who arms tear off. "He doesn't seem like he's in pain now, but man, he'll feel that in the morning."
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
He is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
Ohhhhhh DUDE. >_<
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Most athletes are hoping for a Wheaties endorsement, but this guy will get his pic on a Rice Krispies box. Snap. Crackle. Pop. Rice Krispies.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Wow... Poor guy... However look at the chinese staff blocking the view with those things, they are very efficient... I hope he's doing better!
Oh my freaking Lord. I have tendinitis (sp?) in my elbow and it hurts like a mofo. But now I don't feel so bad. This poor kid. God!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
They just had to show it from 4 different angles! (the replay)
..and the agony of defeat...
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Ouch!!!!
ETA: Poppus, I won't click. Must. Stay. Strong.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
That's a gross video but not as bad a weightlifting accident as this:
http://dunhillmonster.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-tears-fell-like-rain.html
and yes..it's really, really gross :)
That and synchronized swimming are the only two events I can't watch. Weight lifting because I'm terrified I'm going to witness exactly that. And synchro because of those retarded nose clips and the ghey pointy toes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
He looks like he was at gymboree having a playdate with those colorful weights.
What a dumb sport. Ew.
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Fuck, why did I watch that...ugggghh
God.
I am not watching that shit. I don't wanna have nightmares about my own elbows. Prolapsed rectum, no way! That's why I don't lift weights.
But seriously this is way eclipsed by those HOOOOOOT male gymnasts. Seriously, those dudes are all awesome lean muscle... AND they have to do more than just demonstrate that they're strong. Or Michael Phelps -- his face isn't much, but his bod is something else, AND he's a swimming machine.
And oh yeah, on the prolapsed rectum thing, it happens to bladders and uteruses (uteri?) as well. Ever read James Herriot? He has some horror stories about cows with prolapsed uteri, and the things vets had to do to get the damn things back inside.
shandi:
I've been lookin for the last 10 min but I can't find it.
Nuh uh, I am totally NOT clicking any of those links.
That was funny!! The pictures are funnier!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I love how they say "we don't want to see this again" yet they show it like 10 more times...lol.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Can you imagine having sex and then saying "Hold on a second. My ass just fell out and I have to put it back in." ????????????????????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
ha ha ha.
ha ha ha
no way i'm watching that shit
Submitted by mike on August 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.
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Yah, it just comes right out, inside-out. It happens to uteruses too. Neither one hurts very much, but it's inconvenient and upsetting!
PS I didn't watch this video either. I will take yalls word for it!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
That is so fucked up. I couldn't even watch it...
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 2:26pm.
"Ha reminds of that porn star that was in the middle of a scene and her rectum fell out and she just put it back in like it was nothing."
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Now THAT I would like to see. Got a link????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 3:11pm.
What is the fucking point of showing people that you can pick up really, really heavy things?
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You just asked the million dollar question. NO idea.
Now me personally, I'm jazzed by volleyball and gymnastics. Both sexes. Love it.
OMG, I love Michael Phelps. His grill is just fine, as is the rest of him. ;-P
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Oh my fucking GOD. Did you see his ROCKIN' ass?
INSANE hot.
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Ha reminds of that porn star that was in the middle of a scene and her rectum fell out and she just put it back in like it was nothing.
Oh my god. That photo on snopes was the worst ever. i believe that the "aritcle" is fake, but that photo has GOT to be real. NOW I will definitely have nightmares. Awful.
to answer shandi's question:
the guy's doing just fine, nothing's broken, it's gonna take about 4 weeks for him to recover
OMG Shandi...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I look!?!?!!?
Freya1983 : thanks for that info, damn that must have hurt so much!!!!!
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I'm gonna opt this one out. I'd rather look at Micheal Phelps jacked up grill instead. Don't hate! I love MP, BUT MK is right, he's a buttaface.
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Here is a photo of the prolapsed rectum, although I'm not sure if it is real, and snopes says the story is false.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Kirk Cameron wouldnt stand for that shit!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
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