The Olympics Are Dangerous
The bitch that sent this to me will have nightmares tonight where a million dislocated elbows will dance around him. TRUST. I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is some fucked up shit right here. Fucked up shit with a side of not right piss.
Below is a video of Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai popping out his elbow while trying to lift some heavy shit during his Olympics debut. His elbow comes out and just hangs there like a little walnut.
You see, this is exactly why I don't work out. This can happen to anyone. Yes, I know Janos was lifting heavy crap, but it can also happen when you're touching your toes or even walking down the street. Shit, I don't even know if I can walk anymore after watching this video. I don't want to chance it. So the next time someone asks me why I don't get my lazy ass off the sofa, I'm going to show them this terrifying video.
And if the video wasn't enough for you, visit the Daily Mail to see pictures. I'm sorry.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 4:04pm.
I believe you get the same effect by eating nothing but White Castle burgers for two days straight.
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Or being constipated, and after no results from one laxative tab, the backlash of taking 5 more in 30 seconds.
I have seen it, but I'm not sure if its photoshop or the real thing. It is indeed rude to look at. Probably best to google it, can't recall where I found it. Another poster said rotten.com--that is what I recall too. Don't look at that site on a full stomach.
Submitted by mike on August 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.
...someone mentioned that there's a photo of a weightlifter who prolapsed his rectum during competition...
PS. My favorite part of the video was how they had a team of view-blockers trained who swung into action once the guy went down. Maybe they have them at every olympics, but I get the sense the chinese have tried to make it a perfect olympics by anticipating everything that could possibly go wrong.
MK! OMG, that is so hard to watch! Ugh!!!!
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What is the fucking point of showing people that you can pick up really, really heavy things? That's all it is when you think about it. And the picture of the dude with his guts coming out of his ass is so much worse than this. That photo alone should put people off this "sport".
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Angelina Jolie-Pitt!
It reminds me of a Growing Pains episode!
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Aw shit on a cheese dick...LCT, looks like we are outta here....in 3...2...1....
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I just saw that. I thought I have shit on my fingers when I rubbed my eyes. Apparently not.
I can't believe people actually watch this shit. Olympics are so early 80's.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 13, 2008 - 2:50pm.
I fucking LOVE Andrew Zimmer on that show!!!! I live for him to say "It's a little gamey" in that snarky critical voice as he chews on some nasty fucking fat worm-slug abomination inside a 500 year old tree :)
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 4:06pm
yes!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
These Olympics are fucked up! I was looking for the story about it on the official website and there's not a single mention of it! However, they do mention the great victory of the dude who got the gold in that exact event. I know they want to make everything pretty and perfect, but it's just weird.
cant watch. didn't they pop it back in? :)
member for 17 hours, since the last one I see
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 13, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Masochism is an uber-annoying trait, is it not?
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Submitted by mike on August 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I saw the pics earlier, and that was enough for me.
I actually heard about this earlier on another site, and someone mentioned that there's a photo of a weightlifter who prolapsed his rectum during competition. I'm not sure exactly what that is, but I'm sure I wouldn't want to see it.
the pic Mike is talking about is on rotten.com. i love gross stuff :)
Ouch! Poor guy.
Will.not.watch
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Yoo-Gee-Ell-Why
you aint got no alibi
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 3:01pm.
No, you don't. You know how people talk about shitting so hard they blow out their assholes after a hard night of drinking? Well, think of that image LITERALLY and that's exactly what it looked like.
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I believe you get the same effect by eating nothing but White Castle burgers for two days straight.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 4:02pm.
annoying isnt it?
Now i wonder if we can get a good game of jerks playing GUESS WHO now!
they need to fucking take the shit show on the road!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Mikey! you'll never get rid of me, I'm like Paris' crabs!
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I purposely do NOT watch these videos of gross stuff, but I decided, "hey, that guy looks hot." And that was some messed up shit! Jesus Marie!
But the best part of the video, is the chinese folk carrying the banners and blocking the view. The poor guy is writhing behind them in pain and they look nonchalant like "whatever, we have seen political prisoners worse than this." And i bet if that little girl who REALLY sang the opening ceremony song performed, i bet they would have blocked her ass too...
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Elbow hanging like testicles. LCT- Agreed, the pics were way worse.
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That's EXACTLY it. Hanging like testicles.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Snowpiece, you're back!! We thought we'd lost you!
OW OW OW OWWWW! That is horrible. Why did I watch that???
Aw shit on a cheese dick...LCT, looks like we are outta here....in 3...2...1....
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What a shame....hope he recovers OK......and tries again in 2012.
Submitted by mike on August 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I saw the pics earlier, and that was enough for me.
I actually heard about this earlier on another site, and someone mentioned that there's a photo of a weightlifter who prolapsed his rectum during competition. I'm not sure exactly what that is, but I'm sure I wouldn't want to see it.
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No, you don't. You know how people talk about shitting so hard they blow out their assholes after a hard night of drinking? Well, think of that image LITERALLY and that's exactly what it looked like.
Anyone ever watch that show scared on MTV with Jacobi Shaddux? You think this is something...try watching that sh*t for 5 minutes.
I love Jacobi though, is voice is like hes jacking off in my ear and getting his jizz all over my ear drums...just wonderful....
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
lmao JIM. I want to do a day by day flow chart of her hair and send it to you, but I don't give enough of a shit about her to dig the pics up
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I once dislocated a guys knee during wrestling practice. Looked a lot like that. He made the same whimpering noise too. Wuss.
paris herpes not to be a know it all but it's 148 kg. Don't ask me what that is in pounds, I still can't do the metric system, LOL
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I also was wondering if anyone knows how the guy is doing now? Looks like the barbell hit his back on the way down, and THAT had to hurt, too! I looked at the still pictures, and the whole right side of his chest is so red..... Ouch.
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THOSE LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD CHINESE GYMNASTS COULD LIFT THAT SHIT,,,,I TURNED AWAY THEN WATCHED IT 10 MORE TIME!!
SNIP SNIP....DID YOU HEAR THAT??? THAT WAS KATIE HOLMES TAKING ANOTHER 1/2 INCH OF HER LOVELY HAIRCUT!!
Elbow hanging like testicles. LCT- Agreed, the pics were way worse.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 1:50pm.
"Did you ever see that video where the skateboarder broke his forearm and it bent at a 90 degree angle? Not quite that bad, but still gross."
Yes, I did see that. And I thought it was quite funny when the friend asked "is there anything I can get you?" and the guys says "My mommy!"
Does anyone remember seeing Joe Theisman breaking his leg playing football years ago? I was a little kid, watching football with my dad, and it was so surreal watching that happen.
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Thanks LCT, didn't do well with that video. Think I will skip this entirely. Am looking foward to dinner tonite... and tomorrow...
mimi
oh god im so masoquist!!! eeewww
It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Now don't get me wrong! I bet that hurt like a mofo, but it wasn't as nasty to watch as I thought.
Submitted by mike on August 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.
his butt hole is now an Outie.
not to be confused with an Audi
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Oh fuck DON'T LOOK AT THE PICTURES. Way grosser than the video.
I just can't do it. I can't purposefully watch someone get injured. It's not like movie violence which seems scripted and you totally know it's a stunt man doing stunts. I watched the video up until he lifts the bar over his head but had to pause it. From what I saw, it appears he is too small to be lifting such a huge amount of weight. Usually body builders are bulkier. But yeah, dumbass didn't kow his own strength.
Hey MK! At least he didn't blow out his ass hole (actual rectum) like some body builders do.
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That's crazy how his elbow went to the side like that. 148 lbs is a modest weight to be lifting too. He must have had an injury before that that made it happen, ouch!
Your face!
I saw the pics earlier, and that was enough for me.
I actually heard about this earlier on another site, and someone mentioned that there's a photo of a weightlifter who prolapsed his rectum during competition. I'm not sure exactly what that is, but I'm sure I wouldn't want to see it.
Oh hell NO i am not watching that!!!!!
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Damn!! thanks for the warning! I think i threw up a little...or a lot. there goes my $5 foot long!
I just can't, I haven't fully recovered from that Bizarre Food show on the Travel Channel I watched last night where the guy ate a fish's heart while it was still beating!!!!!!!
OMG its one of those MK links and I have little willpower!
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Submitted by onthebrink on August 13, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Tell me is it safer to look at the pictures or the video? I don't want to get sick. or not look at anything. Seriously
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Did you ever see that video where the skateboarder broke his forearm and it bent at a 90 degree angle? Not quite that bad, but still gross.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew don't make me lift anything heavy ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
That was naaaaasty. I'm with the dry heaving too.
Tell me is it safer to look at the pictures or the video? I don't want to get sick. or not look at anything. Seriously
I love the way they re-play it in multi-angle slow-motion after praising the guards' covering it from view.
I AIN'T GOTTA TALK TO YOU!!! GET THA FUCK OUT!