The Olympics Are Dangerous
The bitch that sent this to me will have nightmares tonight where a million dislocated elbows will dance around him. TRUST. I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is some fucked up shit right here. Fucked up shit with a side of not right piss.
Below is a video of Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai popping out his elbow while trying to lift some heavy shit during his Olympics debut. His elbow comes out and just hangs there like a little walnut.
You see, this is exactly why I don't work out. This can happen to anyone. Yes, I know Janos was lifting heavy crap, but it can also happen when you're touching your toes or even walking down the street. Shit, I don't even know if I can walk anymore after watching this video. I don't want to chance it. So the next time someone asks me why I don't get my lazy ass off the sofa, I'm going to show them this terrifying video.
And if the video wasn't enough for you, visit the Daily Mail to see pictures. I'm sorry.
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Wow... I dry heaved.
Jesus H. Christ!!!!!
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
I love how the "loaders" (?) come up immediately and block the scene from our view. I wish they were around when twats like Britney and Paris chose to flash their vadges. Where are they when the scene is truly gruesome?
That's gotta sting!
I can't watch it.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!
MOMMY! I want my MOMMY!!!
oh god!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
am i sick? that didn't bug me
the dude who's leg bone comes out by his ankle in the baseball game made me hurl though...
Did you know in most gyms when you sign your gym membership theres a clause that states if become seriously injured using any of there equipment, your fault or theres, they arent liable AT ALL!
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
I haven't watch it but already feeling sick.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Jesus, help him! OUCH!
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
OMG OMG OMG OMG yep, that just made it BARFDAY for sure. Why did I do that to myself? Why?
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I learned not to watch the clips after that Gorgeous Bunny video... I'm still having bad dreams of that tapping...
Ok, I did look at the pictures, though, and now I'm pretty nauseas. That poor guy.
Oh my fucking god. I'm off to clean out my handbag, because you wouldn't believe how much shit I have in there and I'm going to hurt myself.
MK,
I am sending you the bill for the carpet cleaning.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I'm not watching that. I've already had my bi-yearly fainting spell.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
FUCKING SHIT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
A "friend" linked me to this earlier, and it is just SO horrific that i cannot imagine why! Im sick, but not THAT sick. I still feel queasy about it :(
I will NOT watch this! I could lose my lunch and cry all over my keyboard.
Well that puts an end to my bitching about the hangnail I've got.
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
NOOOOOOOOOO! I'll watch endless clips of Rumer Willis tranny porn on your site, but this dislocated elbow shit is TOO MUCH, MICHAEL K. TOO. FUCKING. MUCH.