Is This Your Worst Nightmare?
The Crackie of Camden is the #1 celebrity British people have nightmares about. Since that's the case, maybe she should play Freddy Krueger in the new "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie. She's already got the face for it. Awww! I shouldn't say that. It's just that she has a face only a drug dealer could love.
Dreamboat Doherty was also on the list at #4. Whoever is having nightmares about Dreamboat needs serious counseling. Actually, they need to be throw in the loony bin for the rest of the days. That just doesn't make sense. You have dreams about Dreamboat, not nightmares! Duh! It's in his name. My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte.
The survey, conducted by Travelodge, asked 3,500 people which celebrity or politician they usually have nightmares about. Here's the top 10:
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Gordon Brown
4. Pete Doherty
5. The Cheeky Girls
6. Simon Cowell/Kerry Katona
7. Cherie Blair
8. Jodie Marsh
9. Heather Mills
10. Alistair Darling
JODIE MARSH?! Okay, these people must be eating chocolate before bedtime. Where are the real monsters? Parasite Hilton? The Hogans? Tori and Dean? These are the hos that give me nightmares!
ShareThis
Speaking of nightmares: Amy goes wild and attacks a LADY, this time! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1563179.ece
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
My ex boyfriend had the hots for Amy Winehouse.
And why is my self-esteem shit? Because he was jacking it to Amy Winehouse instead of screwing me.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
FIRST THING CAME TO MY MIND WHEN I SAW THAT PIC WAS "WHAT THE FUCK"!YIKES!THIS CRACK BITCH IS A HOT MESS!
Hmmmmm, more like Witchypoo from H.R. Puffnstuff.
Hola, GIG!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
She looks a Skesees from "The Dark Crystal".
AARRGHHHHHHHH!! *leaves screaming n running*
I can't stopped staring...
shitz I done turnt to stone
Yum, that looks like ring worm.
Marilyn Manson doesn't need his ego to be stroked anymore.
By saying that he'd give you nightmares, that'd mean you're accrediting him for being "scary" which he really tries WAY too hard to be.
I have more potential to be scary in my left fucking pinky than this douchebag.
"Hi I'm Marilyn Manson, and I'm a nonconformist. That's why my teenie bopper girlfriend dyed her hair dark and started shopping at Hot Topic when we started dating!"
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
This bitch looks more like Gargamel every day.
Was Jodi Marsh on Its Me or the Dog? There was this girl with a Jersey tan and big tatas, i could have sworn it was her.
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 11:10pm.
No rudness there. A lady of your stature can't help but butt.
-----
LMAO. Yes, too true. I experienced that all too well tonight at the State Fair. Good times living in one of the fattest states in the country! Huzzah!
*waddles out again*
************
Hi5.
Submitted by RJII on August 13, 2008 - 10:41pm.
I know. My 4 year old saw it earlier and asked me why her face was broken. I thought that was appropriate.
she got a face that makes people puke.
____________________________
Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 10:38pm.
No rudness there. A lady of your stature can't help but butt.
*butts in rudely*
I have that dream too! It scares the everliving out of me each and every time.
*walks away again*
************
Hi5.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 13, 2008 - 10:25pm.
You and dear Angry Mom were posting about that earlier. I have that dream too. I wiggle one and it pulls out. Then I notice I have like 5 that are about to go too. I am always frantically ashmed in the dream... Ewww. powerlessness and someone posted earlier that powerless in terms of finances. Yep- makes sense.
Euphoria, does that apply to you? Just curious, because whenever I try to interpret my dreams they are way off.Anyways, I will totally give you 99 cents a minute anytime! :)
----------------------------------------
"I, Sweetblueberrysunshine, is banned from Celebitchy.com because 48 year old assholes can't take jokes and are so hypocritical that I wish for their uteruses to fall out."
I'm going to fucking barf just from looking at her teeth.
On the subject of dreams, I read that dreaming that your teeth are falling out means that you have a fear of change or are going through a lot of changes and it's stressing you out, but I'm no Miss Cleo.
Ugh, I have the broken-teeth dream, too. Not just that they're falling out, but that they break into pieces first. I think according to the dream dictionaries it means something about fear of growing old, but I don't think I have a fear of that.
----------------------------------
Okay, Thank you.. Finally a reasonable explanation for that.. I do have a fear of getting old and pooping myself.. i mean, if you got a look at my grandma, you would suggest suicide before turning into ET like her.
Anyhoo, what is a travelodge? We have this thing called the Sybarus or w/e in Illinois and basically, it is a waterpark covered in shag carpeting style hotel room which disgusts me because i bet everywhere you walk, cum will just seep out because I have seen pictures of nasty ass people there.. Thanks craigslist personals wm4wm! LOL!
Feh, survey like that, coming from a hotel rumored to specialize in bedbugs, and mysterious stains all over a hotel room, quite a coincidence.
OT: Winehouse's skin nor teeth haven't improved much, lately.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Yikes, that's a face that will give you nightmares for sure. Get it together girl or there will be someone out there soon with an iPod touch with you to thank for it.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ugh, I have the broken-teeth dream, too. Not just that they're falling out, but that they break into pieces first. I think according to the dream dictionaries it means something about fear of growing old, but I don't think I have a fear of that.
***************
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
Don't worry, Amy, looking 40 is the new looking 30.
Sweet Baby Jeebus...Crackwhore Cracksores...gross, gross, gross!
oh shit, that's some crackwhore skin she's got there...love the gorgeous teeth on this one
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
I'm having a Michael Jackson flashback....
Wow, not a good picture from Amy, that's for sure... I think she has enough money to get those teeth fixed already, damn...
Submitted by FrappBloat on August 13, 2008 - 3:25pm.
hmm wonder what to do about this amy problem? aren't there any reasons she come to america for keeps? please?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YES! I will take her. I love her and I always will.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
omg travellodge. I've had some nasty times in that place. i was once meant to be wined and dined on a hot affair date and the twat took me to travelodge! He then said, very romantically, "hold on while I remove the plastic from the bed!" I said "WHAT?" he replied smoothly, "Oh when I usually stay in travelodge theres a nasty anti pee plastic sheet on the matress and it creaks all night! I was OMFG and there wasn't one thank goodness. but geesh. how romantic can u get ?!
as a person from the Uk we don't worry about paris hilton because she's your problem not ours lol. she rarely comes here. On the other hand, we've successfully dumped victoria beckham on you guys and almost jordan so we're doing damn well!
We tried giving you amy winehouse too but the cuntry was too smart and wouldn't let in bcos of her druggy ness. Heck we even managed to marry peaches geldolf into ur american ness and hopefully now she'll come and live there full time too! *wipes hands*
hmm wonder what to do about this amy problem? aren't there any reasons she come to america for keeps? please?!
her teeth look like they've lost the enamel, like a lot of vomit has passed them IRK
joe shmoe on August 13, 2008 - 6:01pm
And when I forced my awake, if I fell back to sleep to soon, it happened all over again.
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the Cheeky Girls *hides*
cheeky girls - popstars audition (2001 - they been scarying the UK ever since)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J6ej4SwLOU
Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4
Cheeky Girls - Hooray Hooray (It's a Cheeky Holiday)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8QDiwiKYE
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
why does everyone say this bitch is on crack when she clearly has a case of thinly-veiled meth pox?
joe schmoe -
I don't know what the Cheeky Girls are, but the Easter bunny can be pretty fucking scary...that one part in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey where they encounter the evil Easter bunny is scary as fuck!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 13, 2008 - 5:49pm.
***********
I used to have that too when I was younger and it *freaked* me out. I used to think there was someone on top of me holding me down and restraining me.
***********
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
luckycharms on August 13, 2008 - 5:30pm
I used to get that a lot, the past few years only a couple of times.
It's fucking freaky!!!
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
This was a British survey, not American.
____________
People Suck!
luckycharms geeez, how frightening!
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
luckycharms and Salem: what's sleep paralysis? sounds scary!
____________
It is very hard to explain. People have described it differently. For me, it happens when I first lay down, my whole body goes completely numb and I can't move, see or hear. The only thing I hear is a loud humming/vibrating noise in my head. It ususally last 30 seconds to a minute. It's a great portal for lucid dreaming, if you know what you are doing.
poor Amie when will she hate her battom and turn it all around. She has so much talent. U people should pray for this girl not make fun of her.
luckycharms and Salem: what's sleep paralysis? sounds scary!
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Why are people having nightmares about the Cheeky Girls??? That's like having a nightmare about easter bunnies.
***********
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
I never knew her teeth were so square before this either. They look like chipmunk teeth!
Your face!
We need to ban close-ups of this crackhead's face seriously. I thought a concealer was supposed to cover up and not accentuate those nasty ass bumps.
Your face!
Submitted by luckycharms on August 13, 2008 - 5:01pm
***********
Aren't teeth dreams connected to sexual issues ?
(seriously!)
***********
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
Is it me or does it look like she's using her face as an ash tray?
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 4:29pm.
I've had nightmares of my teeth falling out to and it happens with my sleep paralysis no fuckin fun.
__________________
I've been plagued with sleep paralyis since about 4 years old. I used to always slip into a nightmare after the paralysis, but over the years I've learned to manipulate it so I slip into into a lucid dream where I can control everything. It's effin' awesome, and some of the things I've done in my lucid dreams i wouldn never in a million years tell anyone.