Is This Your Worst Nightmare?
The Crackie of Camden is the #1 celebrity British people have nightmares about. Since that's the case, maybe she should play Freddy Krueger in the new "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie. She's already got the face for it. Awww! I shouldn't say that. It's just that she has a face only a drug dealer could love.
Dreamboat Doherty was also on the list at #4. Whoever is having nightmares about Dreamboat needs serious counseling. Actually, they need to be throw in the loony bin for the rest of the days. That just doesn't make sense. You have dreams about Dreamboat, not nightmares! Duh! It's in his name. My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte.
The survey, conducted by Travelodge, asked 3,500 people which celebrity or politician they usually have nightmares about. Here's the top 10:
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Gordon Brown
4. Pete Doherty
5. The Cheeky Girls
6. Simon Cowell/Kerry Katona
7. Cherie Blair
8. Jodie Marsh
9. Heather Mills
10. Alistair Darling
JODIE MARSH?! Okay, these people must be eating chocolate before bedtime. Where are the real monsters? Parasite Hilton? The Hogans? Tori and Dean? These are the hos that give me nightmares!
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That face would turn off even my sperm, they would scream and refuse to come out no matter what. Now thats really bad, it would be a first time for me.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 4:46pm.
LCT,
Eck! I forgot they did Womb Raider together!!!
I choose to believe this is one co-star that didn't fall into Angie's hole. No no no!!!!
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I FIRMLY believe he didn't put his Little Gerard into Angelina's Death Trap. There would have been rumours. Or he would have no more penis. Either way, we'd know. He's one of the smart ones.
sweetblue....not sure, i just always thought that, here's the closest thing i could find from a dream dictionary tho so maybe I'm loca,,,,,
"Teeth Normally an unfavorable sign in a dream. It signifies displeasure and also shows that you are afraid of losing someone dear to you "
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
I meant "crumbling" not "crumbly"..... I need to learn to use the preview button....
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Holy Sh*t!! I have that damned teeth falling out dream alot too.... In mine, they usually start crumbly and I have to fight to spit them out before I choke on them. And I also have to check them as soon as I wake up. Hate it......
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Thanks Angry Mom!
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Snowpiece, when did you hear that one? That one kinda makes more sense to me than the stress one..
But what does it mean to have a nightmare about John Mayer?????
LCT,
Eck! I forgot they did Womb Raider together!!!
I choose to believe this is one co-star that didn't fall into Angie's hole. No no no!!!!
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 13, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Damn, now I'm curious. Do you remember what he said??
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I'm pretty sure he said she was a shitty kisser or making out with her was gross or something along those lines.
Man, she has nasty skin, but she has even nastier teeth. Man, she needs a million bright light treatments to get those teeth even remotely looking white again. Nasty, just nasty...
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 13, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Aside from her skin and this obviously bad angle, I honestly don't think Amy is nearly as ugly as people say she is.
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Same here. On the contrary, I think she's quite interesting-looking. My bf even said he thinks she's cute when she's got meat on her bones and doesn't look like the living dead.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:35am.
Thank God he publicly badmouthed her.
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Damn, now I'm curious. Do you remember what he said??
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
gross.
I'm not trying to freak people out but I thought when you dreamed about teeth falling out it meant death?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 4:33pm.
LCT,
You want to have real nightmares????
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I'm so scared to click on that link you have no idea...
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE'S TOUCHING IT! HIS HAND WILL ROT RIGHT THE FUCK OFF AND SMELL OF DISEASE AND BABY FOOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Thank God he publicly badmouthed her.
HER SINGING GIVES ME NIGHTMARES WITH THAT SHIT..I GET BAD NIGHTMARES THINKING OF POOR KATIE HOLMES HOLDING THE SCISSORS TO HER HAIR AND CHOP.CHOP THERE GOES ANOTHER INCH OR TWO!!
Hi all,
Amy is a complete and total walking shrunken apple head.
Off Topic: Last week I had a dream that I was in the salon getting a pedicure and it was MK doing my feets!! I woke up LMOA. No joke!
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Aside from her skin and this obviously bad angle, I honestly don't think Amy is nearly as ugly as people say she is.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
I dont dream much about specific people. My dreams are usually of me losing gravity and trying to grab on to stuff so i dont float away....lol.
Oh yeah...and the dream where I have to find a bathroom soooooo bad, but cant. Thats a total nightmare right there!!! I'm afraid im going to finally find one and then wake up in a puddle of my pee. lmao
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
barfing lunch. thanks mikey!!
HOLY FUCK! I mean, I love her voice, but my girl has GOT to act now! Holy fuck. That's about all I can say.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
LCT,
You want to have real nightmares????
Join me....
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
Teeth falling out is one of the most common nightmares ever. I have that one all the time - and the one where I do something atrocious to my hair and I have to leap out of bed in the morning and look in the mirror to make sure that I really didn't bleach my hair and get a Rosie O'Donnel haircut. Nightmares like that supposedly happen when we are feeling powerless about something.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Wow...Amy had her front teeth replaced with Lemon Chicklets......
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I remember (what feels like not *that* long ago) when she first came out. Her look and sound was so different. She completely effed it up!
http://www.dreammoods.com/cgibin/teethdreams.pl?method=exact&header=drea...
http://psychology.suite101.com/article.cfm/teeth_falling_out_in_dreams
Holy shit, apparently this is a common type of dream!
I googled it after sweetblueberry said she had em too :)
I mostly have dreams about cigars and a tunnel...
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 13, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Glad to have brought you a little bit of pleasure. When I look at it, I imagine her saying "I'm O-PRAH, dammit!"
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With the vigorous head flicks? Yeah, sexy times. I fucking love Oprah circa 1980s/early 90s.
What funeral home does Wino's make-up. She looks like an exhumed(sp) corpse. ICK!
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
I've had nightmares of my teeth falling out to and it happens with my sleep paralysis no fuckin fun.
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 13, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I seriously have that same fucking dream at least once a month (for the last 7 years at least) and I ALWAYS believe its really happening and feel like my teeth hurt before I wake up...weird huh? We should find a dream interpreter or just go to therapy together :)
And let the picture of this 25 year old addict be a warning to the rest of us.
Just say no to the crack pipe! Just say no to the needle!
Geez, I've seen corpses exhumed after 25 or more years post mortem that look better than this hag!
I gotta go scrub my eyeballs now....
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 13, 2008 - 4:24pm.
My worst nightmare is my teeth falling out..no joke...at least onece or twice a year I dream that all my teeth have fallen out and I wake up in a cold sweat feeling around on the inside of my mouth making sure that my pearly whites are still attached..do I need therapy?! (that was a rhetorical question by the way)
I too get those dreams! I get them like 3x a month, it means you are stressed.. but the thing is, I DON'T HAVE ANY STRESS!!!! Do you ever start pulling at your teeth to make sure they are still in place? because i do..
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Amy, the makeup isn't working anymore. You gotta stop picking that skin.
Lately I have been having really bad nightmares about zombies taking over and all the crap you have to think about during an apocalyptic scenerio. That shit is a lot scarier than dreaming about an ugly celebrity.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
No lie, I had a dream about Winehouse two nights ago. Although, it wasn't technically a nightmare. I was yelling at some hairstylists in a hair salon, and she turned on a random hair dryer to drown me out. I turned to her and screamed, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE A HIT OF YOUR CRACK PIPE???", which promptly shut her up.
I considered it a blessing from the Crack gods.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
LMAO! Your avie makes me shit my legs off every time I see it. I found one of those morphing websites last night and morphed Oprah with Ellen DeGayelle and it actually wasn't that bad.
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Glad to have brought you a little bit of pleasure. When I look at it, I imagine her saying "I'm O-PRAH, dammit!"
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 13, 2008 - 4:24pm.
My worst nightmare is my teeth falling out..no joke
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That's a pretty common Jungian archetype, actually. It denotes insecurities. Particularly in the area of money - a fear of losing all your worldly belongings. You prolly don't need therapy but insurance might help:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Michael K,
Are you getting enough sex? You seem to be taking out your frustrations on us by torturing us with terrifying images of these hag creatures!
We love you! We love you! We love you!
Please stop mistreating us! And go get laid, ASAP. You'll feel much happier! :O)
Her epidermis looks like a plate of over cooked appetisers.
What a charming, seductive mess.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
She's NAST. That picture will give me nightmares, FO SHO!
My worst nightmare is my teeth falling out..no joke...at least onece or twice a year I dream that all my teeth have fallen out and I wake up in a cold sweat feeling around on the inside of my mouth making sure that my pearly whites are still attached..do I need therapy?! (that was a rhetorical question by the way)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 4:22pm.
LCT whose that dude in your avie?
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Gerard "I'd suck my own cock if I could because I'm THAT hot" Butler
I'd rather have anal sex with a goat than wake up next to that.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 13, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Fuck me if I'm wrong but I don't think your foundation is supposed to make your face look worse! Is it?!?
There's only so much you can ask of foundation. After that point, it becomes an ordinary death mask.
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It's pretty funny, dude. She's, literally, just dabbed it anywhere there is an open wound. So cunning, that Amy! Crackies really are a cunning bunch!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
LCT whose that dude in your avie?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Eek. Crack sores and crack teefs :(
Ewww
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Ah hell, that called for a siggie change!!!
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Fuck me if I'm wrong but I don't think your foundation is supposed to make your face look worse! Is it?!?
There's only so much you can ask of foundation. After that point, it becomes an ordinary death mask.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 13, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Whoa! I rebuke you demon in the name of Jesus. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Oh, that's just Wino. My bad.
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LMAO! Your avie makes me shit my legs off every time I see it. I found one of those morphing websites last night and morphed Oprah with Ellen DeGayelle and it actually wasn't that bad.