Is This Your Worst Nightmare?
The Crackie of Camden is the #1 celebrity British people have nightmares about. Since that's the case, maybe she should play Freddy Krueger in the new "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie. She's already got the face for it. Awww! I shouldn't say that. It's just that she has a face only a drug dealer could love.
Dreamboat Doherty was also on the list at #4. Whoever is having nightmares about Dreamboat needs serious counseling. Actually, they need to be throw in the loony bin for the rest of the days. That just doesn't make sense. You have dreams about Dreamboat, not nightmares! Duh! It's in his name. My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte.
The survey, conducted by Travelodge, asked 3,500 people which celebrity or politician they usually have nightmares about. Here's the top 10:
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Gordon Brown
4. Pete Doherty
5. The Cheeky Girls
6. Simon Cowell/Kerry Katona
7. Cherie Blair
8. Jodie Marsh
9. Heather Mills
10. Alistair Darling
JODIE MARSH?! Okay, these people must be eating chocolate before bedtime. Where are the real monsters? Parasite Hilton? The Hogans? Tori and Dean? These are the hos that give me nightmares!
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Why isn't John Mayer on the list?
Last night,I had a fucking scary dream that he was eating and killing people and making them into Kit Kat bars! And I kept telling people but they wouldn't listen because they think he is alright guy .. and we were trying to escape and they put him on MY BUS and I kept trying to kill him but he wouldn't die and he had that stupid douchebag smirk on his face ... that was the scariest dream!
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on August 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
She's 25 and this is what her skin and teeth look like? What's going to happen when she reaches 30? If she does..
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Shut up... she's not seriously only 25 is she? Either that means I look like that, or she looks exceptionally bad.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 13, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Whoa! I rebuke you demon in the name of Jesus. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
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Lol...that was funny.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I've said this before but MK WHY THE FUCK do you abuse us when we love you ever so much (in my best british orphan voice)...Why MR. Michael K? Why do you choose such horrifying/nauseating pics/vids to torture us when we love you with all of our cold black hearts???!!???
she is fucking gross...I usually can't bring myself to comment on her but this is beyond sick.
barfing in my mouth now
Whoa! I rebuke you demon in the name of Jesus. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Oh, that's just Wino. My bad.
Shit on a pancake this picture is WAY WORSE than the dislocated elbow. That made me cringe, this made me dry heave and chug water to get the crusty scab texture out of my mouth from looking at her chin.
What? No Kate Moss? Sienna Miller? Ben Kingsley?
even?!?♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
She's 25 and this is what her skin and teeth look like? What's going to happen when she reaches 30? If she does..
I don't have nightmares often, but when I do they have Tommygirl in 'em.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Fuck me if I'm wrong but I don't think your foundation is supposed to make your face look worse! Is it?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
where is Jordan?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Staying at a Travelodge is one of my worst nightmares.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.