Wednesday, August 13th 2008
Brit Brit's Favorite Things
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And I'm not talking about SPF or JJ. I'm talking about Cheeeeeeetos and Sunkiiiiiiist! Look at JJ's face. He's thinking, "Is she going to share her Cheetos this time?" Sorry, kid. It's never going to happen.
I'm totally having this picture made into a beautiful velvet painting to hang over my toilet. It's that amazing.
VIA Breathe Heavy
Thanks Al
Submitted by NotoriousKitty on August 14, 2008 - 1:22pm.
FUCK!
who the hell let you out of your cage, you stupid lug nut.
IF I EVER SEEN THEM I WOULD BEAT THE OUT OF THEM
Submitted by NotoriousKitty on August 14, 2008 - 4:22pm.
you know full well thats that hot piece if ass from six feet under!
and Dexter
if i saw you in person i wouldnt say shit cause you dont matter no wwayyyyyyyyyyyyy
HERE! EAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT SLUT! Katie Holems says HEY!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Booo I missed it
myspace.com/pimpstyleo
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Aha ha ha ha! OK! decided that photo would piss off Shitney from our reactions?
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Dick happens! - MK
HAPPY BDAY KIZZY!!!!!!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Sooo...about this recent influx of trolls..are they all one person? Seems kind of strange. It was more tolerable when it was the same loon over and over. Kind of like the resident crazy in town. You just get used to them and they become part of the scenery. All these unknown new ones are freakin' me out man. Anyway, when I first saw this pic earlier today, I thought it had to be a joke. Apparently Brit Brit does not google herself. She posed with the exact things that everyone rips on her about. The girl is sick, she should not be trying to get back into the spotlight so soon. As for the kids, I think they are adorable. Hopefully everything is ok with them.
edited to say: this pic did make me go out and buy a bag of cheetos today hehe
Shout out to Kizzy! Happy Birfday! Hope your day was special:p
You know, I love this site and everything and it makes me laugh all the time, but who the fuck hasn't eaten sweets as a little kid?
Britney Spears has problems, but it seems like people really like to nitpick.
Ooh, she gained twenty pounds. Godthefuckforbid.
Ooh, her kids eat candy! Let's call CYS!
(I'm in a bad mood.)
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Oh, those poor little children. You know SPF's smile is frozen while he mentally screams "Take me away from mommy - she scares me!"
What a great mom she is, giving her kids sugary soda and fatty salty snacks. Hey, they made her the mental giant and classy lady she is today!
Hmmm, stoner stare + making love to a bag of cheetos with your eyes = Jayden Jaymes totally got into K-Tard's stash.
I don't get it, is that one photo of her feeding her kids unhealthy foods supposed to convince us shes a good mother? It's a forced smile for god's sake.
She's 500 pounds now?
Huh.
It might just be the mood I'm in, but it's fucking overwhelming when you can't even be SLIGHTLY overweight without people calling you a fucking mammoth. Get a fucking grip.
No, seriously. Get a grip.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
This picture should be made into a cautionary-tale poster in every lunch room in America. "Hi ya'll. I'm Britney Spears. If'n ya'll eat like this, you'll weigh 500 pounds and have acne the size of Oreos. Don't be like me-make good choices about what you eat...and who you marry...and who you mess around with...and..uh...never mind. Bye, ya'll!"
I bought Sunkist the other day and it has 50 grams of sugar in 1 12-ounce can! YIKES! You might as well take a 5-pound bag of sugar, add orange flavored water and drink it.
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"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors
Happy birthday Kizzy!!! You are one of my favorite dlisters! Party hardy!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Sorry, spaz finger I guess! But what a Colossal Idiot to pose for such a pic with pride! Those kids are just totally SCREWED!!!! The double loser genetics would be bad enough, but then there is everything else! So screwed!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
So from the Britney Spears Nutritional Guide to Raising Healthy Children:
Meat: Double Meat Whoopers, Beef tacos from the Bell (Get the runs from the boarder!)
Grains/Cereal: white Wonder Bread, Cap'n Crunch
Vegetables: Cheetos (also chock fulla grains and look like carrot sticks!)
Fruit: Sunkist or Fanta soda, Skittles
Pasta: Fresh Dried Ramen with cheese sauce or Mac 'n Cheese
Milk/Dairy: Fraps or Ice cream
Fats, oils, sweets: Plenty of 'em. See any of the above! Correctol tabs are also a wonderful snackie!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
So from the Britney Spears Nutritional Guide to Raising Healthy Children:
Meat: Double Meat Whoopers, Beef tacos from the Bell (Get the runs from the boarder!)
Grains/Cereal: white Wonder Bread, Cap'n Crunch
Vegetables: Cheetos (also chock fulla grains and look like carrot sticks!)
Fruit: Sunkist or Fanta soda, Skittles
Pasta: Fresh Dried Ramen with cheese sauce or Mac 'n Cheese
Milk/Dairy: Fraps or Ice cream
Fats, oils, sweets: Plenty of 'em. See any of the above! Correctol tabs are also a wonderful snackie!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
WhiteWheat WTF? Didn't know that existed. LOL!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 10:38pm.
For reals, I can't eat wheat bread, it's nasty, to me, regardless of how healthy it is. The closest I can get is WhiteWheat, but I love nothing better than good ol' Sunbeam or Bunny bread!!
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
aggghhhhhhh
If I was ever given 3 wishes?
1. World peace.
2. No more poverty, hunger or disease for anyone, anywhere.
3. To kick the shit outta this stinking, rotten, useless, brain deprived whorebag and make her disappear back to her fucking filthy swamp hole...never to be seen or heard of again!
The Sunkist does look a bit photoshopped. Although the Cheetos on SPF's plate look real to me. Not so healthy, but someone earlier was hating on the white bread. I hope that was satire regarding the rest of the posts because hating on that is wayyy overkill!
Looking great brit!!Your boy's are gorgeous...oxoxoxo
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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:-) No prob.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Hi Kitty! How ya been?
YOU GUY'S ARE ASSHOLE'S AND LOSER'S....OHHHH CHEETO'S SO FUNNY,,LOSER'S GET A LIFE ALLREADY,, IT'S PLAYED OUT GEEZ
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Yeah, it'll be nice to get all dolled up, have a little wine, maybe he'll spring for champagne. Then smmmoooochy smooooochy birfday booty!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
edited to address correct poster
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Is she going to share her Cheetos this time?"
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LOL..thats funny\
but she looks good though...jj looks like he wants more food...spf just looks happy as fuck!
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 13, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:32pm.
***Brushing on rubber cement, steps back, eyes work critically, steps up, dabs more rubber cement on, with a flourish, steps back--DONE!!
Voila!!
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Submitted by Deb on August 13, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Please tell me the Cheetos and orange soda were Photoshopped. Oh, and the cross necklace,
Deb, if all of the junk food in that photo was photoshopped in then that is really, reprehensibly CRUEL.
It looks pretty REAL to me but damn if they faked it then that's just mean. MEAN. MEANNNNNNNN.
On further inspection I must admit that photo looks really effed up. Hmm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Yeah, he did me right, that's sure. A nice romantical din-din, a little spin around the dance floor, I can't wait!!
...There have been some loons in here that actually talked like that, ROFL
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Dawwwwwww. That sounds so fun! I am jealous. I can't wait til mah man comes home so we can do fun times and other times WINK WINK.
Yes, well, I'm used to y'all's nonsense by now! xP And somehow it doesn't surprise me in the least that teh Loonies talk like that.
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Hi5.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 13, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Happy birthday, Kiz!
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Thank you, Queen C!
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
i refuse to read through all these posts...i just hope this is not what brit actually thinks is a nutritious meal for children (or adults) to have...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Please tell me the Cheetos and orange soda were Photoshopped. Oh, and the cross necklace,
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Yeah, he did me right, that's sure. A nice romantical din-din, a little spin around the dance floor, I can't wait!!
ROFL Just exactly that, utter nonsense. Babble- speak on the finer points of the custodial arts. Whatever sounds funny. There have been some loons in here that actually talked like that, ROFL
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Do you mind if I call you Menses, since your name is period? Like a special little nickname..
LCT, hey now...cut that out! I'm a punctuation...not a once a month hormonal nightmare.
Uh.
Wait a minute there.
Fuck.
Maybe I am.
Oh just great!
Oh call me whatever the fuck you want but don't call me extra chunky menses. I drink plenty of water er barley and hops tyvm. :P
Have a great evening, hon!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 9:43pm.
BWAHAHAHAA
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Happy birthday, Kiz!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
She looks like she wants a medal just for showing up.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by . on August 13, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Nite, LTC. Don't stop posting here or I'll sic some gators on ya! lol *smooch*
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Do you mind if I call you Menses, since your name is period? Like a special little nickname..
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Nite, LTC. Don't stop posting here or I'll sic some gators on ya! lol *smooch*
Is Britney still wearing flippers? Fuhreakayyy.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:43pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good night, doll, thanks for the laughs. Pack your chalkdust, mmmk? ROFL
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Will do buckaroo. Have a great rest of your birfday, all broke-grilled.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Team V-
Well at least Michael K can enjoy some more Oreo times as you are supporting him during your sexay times. Good choice. I mean, the "Drunken Stepfater" condoms could get you arrested in most states; the "Just Jarred" ones are for fucking, well, JUST guys named...I'm sure you get it. However, it might be beneficial for you to pick up a pack of I Don't Like you in that Way-s just to be up front.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:37pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good night, doll, thanks for the laughs. Pack your chalkdust, mmmk? ROFL
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:33pm.
ROFL Thanks for asking, doll. Mr.Snugglebunny sent me flowers at work, and will take me out for a special din-din Friday. (sux mid-week birfday)
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Hahaha, I wasn't even about to ask you silly ho's what was up with the rubber glove, tampon, Styrofoam, etc nonsense.
Anygays, awwww... Romantical dinners are the besty! And flowers! That's so sweet. ^^ Glad that it was a good one then! :)
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Hi5.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Psst!! Psst!! ***glancing left & right*** I got rubber cement. With the brush applicator.
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Ohhhh brush me, baby! Don't forget to brush behind my ears. They stick out like a BAT and look better stuck to my scalp. Makes wearing earrings hell on wheels, though.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:33pm.
ROFL Thanks for asking, doll. Mr.Snugglebunny sent me flowers at work, and will take me out for a special din-din Friday. (sux mid-week birfday)
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:37pm.
YOU TRAPPER KEEPER!! I'LL MANILA FOLDER YOUR STYROFOAM PADS!! YOUR TAMPON DISPENSER WILL CRY WHEN I QUICKLIME!!!
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THAT'S IT SQUEEGEE. I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A NAP IN THE SOAP DISPENSER AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ONE RUBBER-HEELED SANITARY BOOT SQUEAK OUT OF YOU OR MY YELLOW RUBBER CLEANING GLOVES WILL BE SLAPPING YOU RIGHT IN THE BUCKET MOUTH.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 9:25pm
YOU TRAPPER KEEPER!! I'LL MANILA FOLDER YOUR STYROFOAM PADS!! YOUR TAMPON DISPENSER WILL CRY WHEN I QUICKLIME!!!
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
Submitted by . on August 13, 2008 - 9:35pm.
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That whole post deserves a high five. Especially the pancake part. I'm out of here for the night my dears. I love you all like janitorial sawdust loves an untimely vomit or two. See ya later taters.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!