Brit Brit's Favorite Things

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 8:30pm.

Is the shop stuff good quality? I want to get one of the Hot Slut of the Day ones for my fat days.

Welllllllll, darling LTC. I hate, hate, HATE to say this but the shirt I ordered was a total BITCH to clean and the writing was a bit smudgy. I was kinda bummed really. I've not worn it since last year if that gives you any idea. Quality control, people, quality control. It was all cotton (which is what I prefer because poly/cotton makes me itchy) but the silk-screening or whatever was baddddddd.

I feel so bad saying that. -But, 2 out of 5 stars tops. The sizing was right though. I ordered a small and it fit me properly even though I should have ordered a medium so my bosoms didn't jutt out in such an obnoxious way. My husband said, "You are not going out with a t-shirt that tight around your tits that says hot slut of the day!" -And, that was the end of that. lol

All I can think of when I see SPF and JJ is the crying and consoling scene in the back of Britney's car. Gawd. That totally teared me up.

Guess who:

DON'T FUCK WITH ME YOU ODOR ELIMINATING ADHESIVE DEODORIZERS! I WILL FUCKING WRAP YOUR HEADS IN TWO-PLY TOILET PAPER AND DUCT TAPE YOUR MOUTHS SHUT AND THEN SWEEP THEM!

Is the shop stuff good quality? I want to get one of the Hot Slut of the Day ones for my fat days.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 8:06pm.

Has anyone here bought anything from the DListed shop?

*guilty as charged* Yes, I took a picture of me in it in my avatar last year. It was a black t-shirt though and I look horrible in black so I only took a pic of me from the neck down which brought a few chuckles here over my boobage. ;p

Brit's kids are so damned precious and it's tragic to see how her and their lives have turned out. I only wish good on them. How could I not? Nobody wants to see these little guys suffer if they have a heart. :(

Sunkist has vitamin C doesn't it? And Cheetos have dairy, so you've got two of the four food groups covered right there.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 8:06pm.

Has anyone here bought anything from the DListed shop?

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I did. Two things.

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Best. White. Trash. Picture. Ever.

You just know there's Sunkist in those sippy cups...little JJ looks like his was spiked!

Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Ooooh, yeah, because a couple sticks of carrots will balance out the cheeto's and soda pop.
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Uh, that's SODY-POP to you, missy!
And if carrots is all orange and shit, and it's good fer 'em, then, dang it, so is the Cheeto's and orange Sody-pop...Orange is orange. That shit don't change...I know my colors...been knowin' 'em since the 5th grade...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Linzee on August 13, 2008 - 8:11pm.
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That won't happen - she has no identity outside of being a popstar.

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

Shitney's kids are cuties. Now if only she can accept that her career is over and start mothering them better...

LCT,
No. But as soon as I have money again...That white HOT SLUT is mine!

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 8:01pm.
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It'll happen eventually, but she needs to stop forcing it. Everything she does with these boys seems staged and kids are great at detecting bullshit - he knows he's being played. Brit needs to just be honest with both boys about her fucked up behavior and give them space....they'll come to her and be close to her when they're ready.

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

Has anyone here bought anything from the DListed shop?

This picture speaks volumes and no commentary is even necessary.

Classic!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 13, 2008 - 8:00pm.
I would admit it if it was true - it would hurt, but she shouldn't expect him to be comfortable around her. She was very rarely around and when she was, she was always putting him in scary situations. Seriously, holding your kid hostage is NOT the way to get closer, lol.
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With all the crap she went through I wouldn't be surprised if the last thing she wanted was to know her own kids turned on her when everyone else had. I'm not defending her hostage situation haha, I just feel bad for her now that she's getting cleaned up and making an effort and can't, really.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 7:25pm.
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I would admit it if it was true - it would hurt, but she shouldn't expect him to be comfortable around her. She was very rarely around and when she was, she was always putting him in scary situations. Seriously, holding your kid hostage is NOT the way to get closer, lol.

I kinda feel for her, too because my uncle's schizo and his kids are terrified of him. Long story short, he realized it and took off - we still have no clue where he is. But at least his kids won't be dealing with his outbursts anymore.

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

Submitted by Euphoria on August 13, 2008 - 7:56pm.

I hear ya! I would be crying if I found out I was related to a Spears or Federline in any way, shape or form!
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I'd also be crying if the only other spawn of those two kept pimping out my toys for hos at the playground.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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I hear ya! I would be crying if I found out I was related to a Spears or Federline in any way, shape or form!

The comment that made loons say that I was going overboard happened in the thread about the twin rebirth of christ, so it's definitely buried underneath seven thousand "GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS" comments by now.

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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Submitted by Euphoria on August 13, 2008 - 7:50pm.

Poor JJ is crying AGAIN! That poor child is permanently scarred by Shitney.
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You'd be crying too if everything you looked at was orange and your 3 year old brother was always smacked out on DRANK.

Poor JJ is crying AGAIN! That poor child is permanently scarred by Shitney...it's so freaking sad. And SPF is just staying strong for little JJ, 'cause he's the big brother. Those poor little babies. *busts out bawling*

those kids are so darn cute! (yes i said darn) lol

Is la gilded twatfruit the same thing as a twatwaffle?

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 7:42pm

You mean they have limits?
No, I don't believe you.

*tries not to go for a peek*

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 7:42pm.

Ha, usually when I venture to comment on JJ I'm just called a "desperate hen". Lately though, I've been playing it like I'm a Brangeloonie, and last time I said some shit that even made one of the main loons go "Um...okay...don't you think that's a bit much?" when I went into a faux religious rant about Le Gilded Twatfruit.
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HAHAHAHAAAAA! That's AWESOME. Loonies accused you of going over the top. Hahahahahahahahahah. I peed.

Ha, usually when I venture to comment on JJ I'm just called a "desperate hen". Lately though, I've been playing it like I'm a Brangeloonie, and last time I said some shit that even made one of the main loons go "Um...okay...don't you think that's a bit much?" when I went into a faux religious rant about Le Gilded Twatfruit.

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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 13, 2008 - 7:36pm.
M.E., just so you know, people have a lot better things to do than screw around with someone
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AMEN. Say no more.

Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 7:33pm.

Haha LCT, that shit is signature worthy. So true.
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I'm having flashbacks of my first visit to JJ and 17 different people being accused of being 'Shitzey'

very cute little guys

M.E. needs to have her diaper changed and the stick pulled out of her bum. Seriously, how freaking paranoid is this bitch, anyway? Who the fuck is
lara, mousemousemouse, Uker, Sugarshit?

M.E., just so you know, people have a lot better things to do than screw around with someone all high and mighty such as you. Don't you have a cow field to christen with your bullshit somewhere?

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

My mom liked to dress up with diamonds when she was feeding us a casual lunch on the deck. Of course, Britney probably had lunch catered.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by UKer on August 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.

wtf???????????? are accusing me of trolling you? are you insane? MK will confirm to you that I only ever use one name, please email him and ask him to check my ip address, i am shocked and saddened that you might think that of me, i'm a long time poster and would never do that to another reg.
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Sadly, UKer, as you will come to see, some people in here believe every single person other than a few regulars is the same person with 4,000 different names.

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Haha LCT, that shit is signature worthy. So true.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

for the love of cheet-us, just whn I think you can't top yourself (is that even technically possible?), you go way above & beyond!

I'm thinking this done in puffy paints much work a lot better.....

Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

HEY...i still occasionally give my boys a sippy cup. They're 3-1/2...mainly for car rides and such so that they dont spill. Daddy would be pissed if they spilled in our nice new car. They use regular cups the rest of the time...but i see NOTHING wrong with a sippy from time to time.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

OMG- those boys are friggin' A-DOR-A-BLE!!!

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I'm a proud SP!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 13, 2008 - 7:22pm.

Her babies are so cute. Poor Jayden always cries when he's around her - she needs to take a hint. The kid doesn't like her. At least Sean seems okay....no comment on his mother.
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Would YOU want to admit your kids are scared to be around you? Poor Britney's trying to get her shit together and make amends with her kids. I almost have sympathy for the poor thing.

Two Drink, I agree. Little SPF looks so jolly and JJ looks absolutely clueless. Sigh, if only Britney wasn't such a tampon.

Her babies are so cute. Poor Jayden always cries when he's around her - she needs to take a hint. The kid doesn't like her. At least Sean seems okay....no comment on his mother.

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

Submitted by UKer on August 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.

wtf???????????? are accusing me of trolling you? are you insane? MK will confirm to you that I only ever use one name, please email him and ask him to check my ip address, i am shocked and saddened that you might think that of me, i'm a long time poster and would never do that to another reg.
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Sadly, UKer, as you will come to see, some people in here believe every single person other than a few regulars is the same person with 4,000 different names.

Isn't the tard on the right too old for a sippy cup? Shouldn't those kids be on Lunchables by now? You know, a nutritious meal?

I have liked Britney from the beginning. I know a lot of people jumped off the band wagon a long ass time ago, but she is one of the very, very few people that I'm still rooting for. Also, her little boys are adorable. I'm glad she is doing well.

This pic just makes me sad.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Most of us don't do our spoil the child act on a cover of a rag mag, no one is perfect. She isn't smart enough to understand what this picture is saying about her parenting skills and this crappy magazine took advantage of it for sales.

Submitted by UKer on August 13, 2008 - 6:17pm.
...Now could we just let this girl make her comeback and then see what happens, because let's face it, it can't be as bad as it was last year.
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I hope it won't be as bad as last year. Only time will tell.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Rest of the intreview (read in full again & thought i'd share.)

What do you read?
The Berenstain Books
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Noooooooo! Leave "The Berenstain Bears" out of it. The interviewer should have asked which one of those books she reads to them.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Submitted by aquarius on August 13, 2008 - 3:42pm.

Don't worry, Nova, I'm not saying JJ has FAS -- Britney has FAS-like features, and that could explain it. Of course, the fact that she "didn't know" she was pregnant with him for quite some time doesn't bode well.

There are several people in my husband's family who have conceived on some drunken spring break trip or another and not found out for 2-3 months... meanwhile they're still going out to the bars every weekend. Ugh.

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Now saying Brit has FAS is okay..lol. Yeah...little JJ has his moms features...those eyes that slant down on the outside. You can see it in this picture.
As for drinking while pregnant...when i got pregnant, but didnt know yet...I went out and ordered a beer but it tasted so strange to me, so i got a different beer thinking that it was just a bad one. It tasted awful too...so i tried i third and it was just as bad. I gave up drinking that night...i found out i was pregnant about a week later. I guess it was my body's way of telling me to lay off the alkeehaul. :D

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 6:19pm.

Don't worry, I hate her too, and I will be keeping an eye out! If the baby doesn't have an ungodly large chin, we will know it is FAS.

Don't worry, Nova, I'm not saying JJ has FAS -- Britney has FAS-like features, and that could explain it. Of course, the fact that she "didn't know" she was pregnant with him for quite some time doesn't bode well.

There are several people in my husband's family who have conceived on some drunken spring break trip or another and not found out for 2-3 months... meanwhile they're still going out to the bars every weekend. Ugh.

Arent we all a tad mentally ill??
(stands on head, but still typing)

wheeeeeeeeeeee! ;P

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