Wednesday, August 13th 2008
Brit Brit's Favorite Things
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And I'm not talking about SPF or JJ. I'm talking about Cheeeeeeetos and Sunkiiiiiiist! Look at JJ's face. He's thinking, "Is she going to share her Cheetos this time?" Sorry, kid. It's never going to happen.
I'm totally having this picture made into a beautiful velvet painting to hang over my toilet. It's that amazing.
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She doesn't look a day over 37.
Uker, you didn't personally insult me.
Whatever.
There is so much wrong all over this photo it's difficult to know where to start; her official membership to the Cheeto's army, the soda posing as "juice" in Britney's world ... "it's orange y'all, my babies git nutrishun!", the precious forced smile on SPF who is getting more media savvy by the day and poor little JJ who has always seemed frightened of the attention, still looks troubled and pathetic.
I love you Lucy!
Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 6:33pm
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apology accepted and i really don't see how you might have thought that i insulted you personally, it just isn't the kind of thing i'd do. anywhore...i got get to bed, it's pretty late here.
night peeps.
M.E.- Obviously more than one psychiatrist was able to convince a judge that Britney is mentally ill, in order to set up Jamie as conservator of her estate, and had to reaffirm that fact to the judge for that order to remain in place. Spoiled, selfish, and bitchy she may be, but she's also mentally ill.
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why cant she stop putting her kids on the magazines they are not celebrity and taking the time that you are suppose to spend whit your kids for a photoshot is disgusting
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Ooooh, yeah, because a couple sticks of carrots will balance out the cheeto's and soda pop.
*rolls eyes*
Giving children soda and Cheetos does not qualify for "good parenting".
I'm sure she negotiated a product endorsement deal with Sunkist Soda and Cheetos.
She truly is the epitome of gutter trash.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Uker, If I have you mixed up with someone else, I'm sorry. But there is someone here under many different names who goes after me tooth and nail.
I don't need to email MK, if you don't start personally insulting me, then you aren't lumped into the group of personalities.
So again. Sorry.
A nutritous meal for every white trash kid: cheeto's and soda.....
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Wow...see, i leave to go get some work done and come back to find all hell breaking loose again. Another fucking troll...God they are pathetic.
This britney thread is getting deep...and i still say i dont like the trying to diagnose little JJ with FAS or calling him slow. not right. No one knows for sure.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Oh those boys are so adorable... I want to give them a big hug! And please, big fucking deal... having a snack with cheetos, soda and sandwiches... They're kids and kids love to eat stuff like this from time to time, not greens and brown bread everyday... I'm wondering if all the people here that are playing Dr. Oz with the healthy speech have thin bodies... My kids have a balanced food routine and that includes some snacks as the ones above when they have their little friends over and they are doing great... It's nice to see Britney and the boys happy.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 6:23pm.
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that's exactly my point, i do think that she is mentally ill, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
ME -
I may not be a psychologist but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that Britney has/had serious mental problems. It's really fucking hard to get someone taken into a hospital against their will, even if they are on crazy amounts of drugs and their families are begging.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
sooo..looks like sandwiches, carrots & ranch, cheetos and pop. Not the best selection, but not totally bad. At least she is feeding them, which is more than I can say for some sorryass crackhead members of my family. They seem ok, although someone is telling them to smile and it looks forced. She's had a hard time and she's trying to redeem herself..so I won't be too harsh on her. I'm glad she's trying. We bitch when she doesn't see the kids then we ridicule her when she makes an effort...it must be hard trying to live up to everyones demands and expectations. Okay, I'm passive today..I'll be better tomorrow..
At least picnic table man ain't humping that hot piece of wood their eating on.
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Submitted by UKer on August 13, 2008 - 11:17pm.
M.E, truth is, you don't know for sure that she isn't mentally ill, you can't prove that she isn't, human beings are complicated, nobody is perfect, not even you.
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Sorry but I'm going to but in.
Unfitney Smears is mentally ill. FACT.
Unfitney Smears is not Bi Polar. FACT. (If she were, she would've been in UCLA longer & her PR would be shouting it from rooftops to make people feel sorry for her & to help what's lewft of her image.)
I know mental illness. I have two PD's. There is something mentally wrong with this...thing. Why do you thimnk it's been confirmed she's on meds? (My guess is mood stabilizers.)
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 6:10pm.
lara, mousemousemouse, Uker...how many more personalities are you going to grow on here to seek me out and talk shit to me?
Sugarshit, I've had it.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
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wtf???????????? are accusing me of trolling you? are you insane? MK will confirm to you that I only ever use one name, please email him and ask him to check my ip address, i am shocked and saddened that you might think that of me, i'm a long time poster and would never do that to another reg.
Uker - what part of me saying "I don't believe she is mentally ill" says "I know she isn't mentally ill"?
And yes no one is perfect. I've never claimed to be.
I can't quite take in the chav in this pic. I keep coming back for more, except now I feel a tiny bit sick. Cheeto overload!!
omg lmfao!! I can't believe she actually did some product placement in her pics hahaha!!! Sunkist is the cheeto of the drink world.
mind u i really thought she'd have tango. remember those ad's that got banned LMAO!
I agree with the comments about JJ and FAS - especially since Brit said she got pregnant right after she had SPF and had no clue she was knocked up (something to that effect) for a good while.
That scares the fucking shit out of me - I know so many girls who used to party all the time with me and then would turn up pregnant and have the baby because they thought it was the right thing to do. One of these girls didn't find out til she was almost done with her first trimester and I fucking saw her drinking a fifth like every night.
My only problem with the FAS references? People had fucking BETTER bring up FAS when Asshole Simpson's baby is born - one day she was drunkenly getting a tattoo and appearing shithoused on a radio show and the next day she's saying she's pregnant. I hate that bitch more than any of you sluts hates BritBrit, so y'all better be equal opportunity and rip her a new one too.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
M.E, truth is, you don't know for sure that she isn't mentally ill, you can't prove that she isn't, human beings are complicated, nobody is perfect, not even you.
It's just too easy to sit there and hate on people, in reality, nobody knows the truth, the tabs tell lies to fill their shitty magazines.
Even MK admits that a lots of the stuff he posts here is absolute and utter crap, most bloggers tell lies ( i should know) because telling the truth doesn't bring in the $$$
Now could we just let this girl make her comeback and then see what happens, because let's face it, it can't be as bad as it was last year.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 2:11pm.
I read somewhere that her camp NEVER confirmed that she was bipolar. Is that true?
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How can you confirm something that ISN'T true?
If she were truely bipolar, she wouldn't have been out of the hospital in 5/6 days. Those type of medications take WEEKS to see if they are working properly with whatever combination they have them nixed. So, no, if she were truely bipolar, the docs would have kept her in there until they were sure that they had the proper mixture of medication to treat her properly.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I read somewhere that her camp NEVER confirmed that she was bipolar. Is that true?
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Yes. They confirmed she on meds, but they said it was for Bipolar.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by mousemousemouse on August 13, 2008 - 5:53pm.
COME ON, YOU'RE ON A ROLE! TELL US MORE!
Shitney, is that you? Actually, this time it should be "roll." "Role" is the part you were researching when you shaved your head & bashed a car w/ an umbrella. "Roll" used as a noun can be a form of bread or as an idiom (sorry that's so many syllables) can be a continuing streak of good fortune. Leave ME alone, you stupid fucking cunt. She's good people & a great mom!
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There is so much wrong with this scenario, I don't even know where to begin. I'm sure the carrots and dressing are just for show. Of course the bread is white, and there's the Sunkist and Cheetos. Shitney probably has a crack pipe nestled in her bosoms. All this picture is missing is Yoo-Hoo and a velvet Elvis painting.
One good thing: I see a sippy cup. No baby Suri bottle drinking here!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 14, 2008 - 8:09am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 13, 2008 - 6:04pm.
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Heehee actually I can totally see her chained to the bed with her head spinning, shooting the breeze with Satan.. hahahaha!
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LOL, you forgot the crucifix in vadge.
M.E.-ignore the douches(edited to pluralize)-I'll serve 5 years for conspiracy with you plus five for assault with a deadly weapon(weapons being nicotine patch, shampoo, a mirror, "YOU on a Diet" by Dr.Oz, and pages of our comments from Dlisted, a taser, and of course-a shank)
I dunno if the little one has FAS, but he does look a little touched. Buuuut, his momma looks a little touched, so maybe that shit is just genetic. I think they are super cute and I hope they turn 15, get emancipated, and move to Alaska to be away from their parents.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 13, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Seeing Jayden and Preston together like that makes it that much more evident that JJ has FAS.
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How true
I read somewhere that her camp NEVER confirmed that she was bipolar. Is that true?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Nah, it adds to your allure...it's funny-like you my dear.
lara, mousemousemouse, Uker...how many more personalities are you going to grow on here to seek me out and talk shit to me?
Sugarshit, I've had it.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Ok, who left the italic HTML open?
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That was me, sorry. I correct the mistake as soon as notcied it, though.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 6:03pm.
- Ok, i did not know what the song/artist reference was but it made me LMAO anyway.
I put my hands in the air like I just didn't care...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 13, 2008 - 6:04pm.
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Heehee actually I can totally see her chained to the bed with her head spinning, shooting the breeze with Satan.. hahahaha!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
when i saw this on breatheheavy i knew it would be up here lol.
Seeing Jayden and Preston together like that makes it that much more evident that JJ has FAS.
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Ok, who left the italic HTML open?
I think I need to change my name... Carrot Top just isn't doing it for me anymore.
on the Internet everyone is a perfect mother. for some people it's not enough to criticise these celebrities, they also have to give themselves as an example of how perfect their life is.pathetic...
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 6:03pm.
LCT/BB:
you bitches are cracking me up-a purple drank set to a Raffi tune?!
in tears laughing :D
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Hahahahah YES! You knew!!!
Can we NOT start this shit all over again please? Last night was bad enough.
The crucifix is a nice try but on her it just reminds me of that scene in the Exorcist.
LCT/BB:
you bitches are cracking me up-a purple drank set to a Raffi tune?!
in tears laughing :D
Rest of the intreview (read in full again & thought i'd share.)
What do you read?
The Berenstain Books, and anything with cars in it, too.
Are they both into cars?
Yes, big time. I've watched the Cars movie nine million times.
What are some of the games you like to play with the boys?
We don't really play games. We love to read books and do artwork. And they're outside a lot in their little cars.
Do you sing to the boys?
I do. I actually wrote a song for my new album about them called "My Baby". It's a real beautiful song.
Do the boys sing?
Yes. I'll start, and they'll join in.
Have you taught them to swim?
They both jump in the water. Well, JJ almost jumps in. Preston will jump in, and then JJ thinks he can but then he jumps to me and screams, 'mommy, mommy, mommy,' the whole time.
Do the boys share a room here?
They have separate rooms upstairs by my room.
Are the boys getting into how they look?
Preston is. He wants his shirt and shoes. He'll tell me what he wants to wear.
What are you doing for their birthdays?
I want to have a traditional party, a joint party for both of them. I have some friends with kids who I am going to invite. There will probably be about 15 or 20 of us. There is going to be homemade ice cream. Probably my dad will make that. We'll have the jumpers and bouncers.
How do you feel about your boys getting into the entertainment business?
If they want to do it, and if they are talented enough, I would support them. But they'd have to express an interest on their own.
Would you like to see them pursue it?
I'd rather not, but I'd love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I'd just as soon they have a more normal childhood.
Do you watch much television?
Actually I don't. I'm so busy. And when the kids are here, I like them to be outside doing things or we're reading together.
What about How I Met Your Mother, the show you appeared on twice?
No. I just don't watch TV. We get a movie every now and then.
Can you go to the movies?
Sometimes I do. We just went to see Mamma Mia. I thought it was kind of silly. I saw Hancock, which I loved.
Besides taking care of the boys, what's most important to you?
Recording. Going into the studio.
Do you still do your own housework?
Oh yes. I get mad if the maid does all the work. If she takes it all into her own hands, well, what's there for me to do? I'm a cleaning fanatic. Dusting is my favorite, and Windex-ing.
Have you always been that way?
Yes, since I was littler. I was brought up by my mama cleaning the house all the time.
What are you listening to now?
I really like Rihanna. I think she's great. And the girl Duffy. I think she's amazing. I like the new Madonna CD. I like Leona Lewis too.
Will you see Madonna in concert?
Yes, in November when she's here in LA.
What are your fashion must haves?
My True Religion jeans. I love them so much. That's what I have on. They're so comfortable they are almost like sweats. They fit like a glove.
Whats your relationship like with your mom these days?
It's really, really good. I went through a stage in high school when it wasn't so good, but now I'm at a stage where I really appreciate her a lot more.
What's your relationship like with your dad these days?
It's really good.
How was it visiting your sister Jamie Lynn when she had her baby Maddie?
That was special, but it was also strange because she's always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling. I was shocked a little bit. But it was really cool, and she was happy. When she got to the hospital, we all thought it was going to be an all day thing, and instead, the baby just popped out. Okay, we're happy now!
Will you visit again soon?
She's going to come out here for the kids' birthdays. It will be the first time the cousins meet. I'm sure the boys will be like big brothers to Maddie.
Tell us about the new album
I think it is more urban. I'm working with producers who are just amazing. It's Harvey Mason of The Underdogs. There is this fresh new energy.
Have you ever written that much of an album before?
Never this much. I'm writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room.
What do you want to say with this album?
That this is my best work ever.
That's a very ambitious undertaking. What will make it the best?
Hard work, I guess.
Is the album going to seem more grown up than your previous work?
Definitely. The image factor to it is a little bit older, too. The videos will be very different.
When is it coming out?
In the next six to nine months.
You received great reviews for your appearances on How I Met Your Mother. Do you want to do more acting?
I'd love to, if I can find the right movie.
Is there anything in the works?
Actually, I have a part that just came up. We're just trying to work it out with my schedule, with the children.
Could you imagine yourself getting into fashion design?
If I had the right team around me, definitely. We're looking into it, it could happen. Probably women's clothes first and then go into children's.
How would you make your line stand out?
I'd want it to be original. I'd probably come up with themes, like an 80's theme.
Where do you see yourself career wise, going out many years from now?
I want to have a lot of amazing albums under my belt, and some great movie roles.
What do you want your fans to know about where you are at right now?
I'm healthy, happy, and excited about the future.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by UKer on August 13, 2008 - 2:01pm.
M.E, why would you hate her britney? i don't get it, i really don't get why people hate her, she is/was mentally ill and was being abused by her so called manager who kept her drugged up so she had no idea what was going on around her.
i would never hate this girl, never, pity maybe, but hate? nope sorry, can't do it.
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Because I do not believe she is mentally ill, I've explained it all before, not going to do it again.
She is a selfish bitch who should have never had kids because she refuses to BE a parent...fuck. nvm. I'm not going to get into it right now.