Brit Brit's Favorite Things

M.E, why would you hate britney? i don't get it, i really don't get why people hate her, she is/was mentally ill and was being abused by her so called manager who kept her drugged up so she had no idea what was going on around her.
i would never hate this girl, never, pity maybe, but hate? nope sorry, can't do it.

"LET"S ALL HEAR ANOTHER ONE ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS FOR SHITNEY TO GIVE HER KIDS SODA, AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE HER FOR IT!"

*screams*
OK SINCE YOU ASKED YOU FUCKSHIT DADDY DICK LICKER, SHITNEY NEEDS HER DADDY TO TELL HER NOT TO BE NAKED, TO WEAR PANTIES AND NOT DRIVE!
SHE LOST CUSTODY OF HER KIDS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT TO SHOW UP FOR COURT COUNTY TIMES OKAY WOW AND ANOTHER THING YOU COME IN HERE WITH LOWER POO MOUTH CHATS AND CAN'T EVEN MAKE A TOILET BAT OUT OF YOUR SLOT FLASH! IF YOU CAN'T HAVE BLACKS TIME WITH BODY SPRAYS STFU!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 13, 2008 - 5:53pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 5:50pm

IT'S DRANK TIMES!!!
I HAS MAH SNAPPY CHI CHI DANCE FOR LCT!!!
SNAP SNAP CHI CHI SNAP A CHI CHI!!!
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When you wake up in the morning and it's a quarter to three and your initials are S to the P
You down your PURPLE DRANK *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug * your PURPLE DRANK *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug *

I guess they believe we, the public, are stupid enough to believe this used up whore is a good mother.

why is it so goddamned hard to understand the difference between "role" and "roll"???

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Yoo-Gee-Ell-Why
you aint got no alibi

snowpiece, I dunno.

"Having spent her young life in the spotlight, the 26-year-old mother of two tells OK! that she hopes her boys choose not to choose a career in entertainment. "I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to," she explains. "I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood"
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HEY! Stupid backwoods, uneducated cunt....THEY ARE YOUR KIDS! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE THEM UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!!!!!

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HAha true, She is not making sense, Yet she put the kids on mag cover and she suppose to luv them unconditionally already not when they persue a carer in show biz before.Who will wear britney clothes she no style icon like jessica, beyonce or Gwen??? She a liar

OMG STUPID CUNT! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD MOM BECAUSE U CALL SHITNEY SPEARS BACKWARDS AND WATER DOWN YOUR BOY'S JUICE! YOU SHOULD WRITE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT ?BEING A MOM CALLED "I AM ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY MAKING FUN OF SHITNEY FUCKIN SPEARS TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY STUPID FUCKIN LIFE!!". COME ON ME, LET"S ALL HEAR ANOTHER ONE ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS FOR SHITNEY TO GIVE HER KIDS SODA, AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE HER FOR IT! COME ON, YOU'RE ON A ROLE! TELL US MORE!
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LMAOOOOOOOOO@this
someone has raided their mum's drink cabinet. lol

Leave me alone sugarshit.

jaysus! it never ends! ME why do they love you so?
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 5:50pm

IT'S DRANK TIMES!!!
I HAS MAH SNAPPY CHI CHI DANCE FOR LCT!!!
SNAP SNAP CHI CHI SNAP A CHI CHI!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 5:39pm.

angry mom, OHHHH! My hatred for this bitch makes my blood boil!

Seriously, my kids are 5 and almost 3, I STILL water down their GD apple juice! SODA??

Yea, the 5 year old gets in at birthday parties as a TREAT! NOT A REGULAR SOURCE OF THIRST QUENCHER.

Damn that bitch is backwards.

Maybe it was the wheelbarrow style fucking?

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OMG STUPID CUNT! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD MOM BECAUSE U CALL SHITNEY SPEARS BACKWARDS AND WATER DOWN YOUR BOY'S JUICE! YOU SHOULD WRITE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT ?BEING A MOM CALLED "I AM ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY MAKING FUN OF SHITNEY FUCKIN SPEARS TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY STUPID FUCKIN LIFE!!". COME ON ME, LET"S ALL HEAR ANOTHER ONE ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS FOR SHITNEY TO GIVE HER KIDS SODA, AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE HER FOR IT! COME ON, YOU'RE ON A ROLE! TELL US MORE!

Submitted by Sayonara on August 13, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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How did I know that the interview would be as lame as those answers?

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Would be because she's dumber than Paris Hilton?

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 13, 2008 - 5:45pm.

PURPLE DRANK ORANGE DRANK ALL THE PURTY COLORED DRANKS!
DING DANG!!!!
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Hahahah that made me LOL.

Off topic, I just saw a baby bulldog and those are the cutest GD things I ever did see.

Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 10:25pm.
DAE, that article proves that Brit is a true blue emotional eater. Obviously, she equates food directly with love. I honestly don't think the girl has the mental resources to deal with stress in any way other than gorging herself or binging on substances.

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She's a hillbilly, poorly educated swap thing, what more do you expect fromn her? Reading that intrewview is clear that she can hardly string proper sentences together.

Unfitney needs lots & lots & lots of therpy if she ever wants to be free of her demons (which she clearly has) but being the selfish pig she is. She won't.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by paris herpes on August 13, 2008 - 4:47pm.
You know what, little kids don't eat anything healthy unless their parents oblige them to.

PERFECTLY SAID!!!
Gold stars for you!

"Having spent her young life in the spotlight, the 26-year-old mother of two tells OK! that she hopes her boys choose not to choose a career in entertainment. "I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to," she explains. "I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood"
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HEY! Stupid backwoods, uneducated cunt....THEY ARE YOUR KIDS! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE THEM UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!!!!!

OMFG! I want to run this bitch down with a mack truck.

I could do 5 years for manslaughter.

Really I could.

Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 4:32pm.

Did you guys see the tabloid, don't remember which one, but it say's "New medical fears for JJ" and inside it says that K-Fed and Shitney are concerned he might be autistic....Uhm, NO DUMBASSES, it's called FAS!
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Seriously? At least Unfitney and K-Fed can afford to get him quality medical care.

And they're not Scientologists, so they won't hide him in a basement and pretend he doesn't exist, or that being Autistic is somehow his fault.

Poor JJ always looks like he's just stopped crying, as several other sluts have pointed out, or woken up from a very long nap.

Must be the GREEN drink that starts with an "N" with a giant fucking "Q".

You know what, little kids don't eat anything healthy unless their parents oblige them to. So this may be all the kids ever eat, they only like white bread and junk food, like cheetos. Except the soda, I'm sure the nannies or K-Fed never give them soda. My roommate has a three year old, and he NEVER eats anything green (therefore zero veggies), everything is either yellow or cheesy, but at least he eats fruit.

Your face!

Their plates are making me hungry. I could SO go for some Orange Crush, Cheetos and a baloney and mayo sammidge. Mmmm. Lucky bastards.

PS. Does she put her valium in the spaghetti sauce? Is that why they love it? "Mama, this sauce is gooooooo.......*zzzzzzzzzzzzz*"

Could you imagine yourself getting into fashion design?
If I had the right team around me, definitely. We're looking into it, it could happen. Probably women's clothes first and then go into children's
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Lie teller...well DUH! Hate to be Captain Obvious but helloooooo!! This bitch has never once in her life told the truth.

When she was with Justin "Im a virgin" UH, no you aint you cheatin skanky HO!

OMG, that is just the START!

Those little boys are friggin adorable...

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Yoo-Gee-Ell-Why
you aint got no alibi

Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 4:39pm.
HEEELLLLZZZZ yeah-my boy-everything you said-dittos...everytime I hear about this whore I groan with repulse...people applauding her for clean hair and getting the lighter out of her kid's hand...GAHHRRRR! I have a comrade in you at least-when will this bitch FINALLY realize she's a fucking joke/abomination/trash/dirty/worthless/pathetic/deplorable/useless/untalented/moronic/skanky? Never. People will continue to handle this trash with oven mitts and she will continue to invoke deep hate in me.

PURPLE DRANK ORANGE DRANK ALL THE PURTY COLORED DRANKS!
DING DANG!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Oh, and she looks like shit BTW.

The youngest one should NOT be drinking fucking Sunkist. That shit rots your teeth! Maybe he's not but whatever. I guess Britney decided not to eat the bologna sandwiches and just ate the rest of the Cheetos as her caloric intake for the rest of the day (aside from the Frapp she got later). Those boys are so cute though, Sean's smile is so adorable.

Your face!

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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How did I know that the interview would be as lame as those answers?

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

M.E. it's nothing but lies anyway, she's trying to play the good mommie "roll" all of a sudden
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 5:35pm
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yeh I agree. AJ and Bp pride themselves on not being *hollywood* and going out in public without help or bodyguards, but they subject those kids to screaming crazy fans and even crazier paps.

Get you a clue you two.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4

Ok, I haven't even read the article and I'm enraged.

I'd better not, otherwise I may end up throwing my boss out the window or shanking someone.

Zoopals plates!

WHat are they eating? Fried bologna sammies with extra mayonnaise?

FUCKTARD!!!!!!!

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Liar. Damn liar (Britney, I mean, not you)

This gets me:

I think it's my sauce. I make it with love, and I make it from scratch.

Scratch? Yeah, the fuck right. I seriously doubt she made spaghetti sauce from stratch! Dumping a can of Prego into a pot and heating it up is not "from scratch"

Going outside? Reading to them?! Nap time? You know, I think this may be stuff her DAD does with them, not her. It just doesn't fit. Come on, I doubt someone who can barely spell reads very often.

Seriously this shit is pissing me off. She's a damn liar.

angry mom, OHHHH! My hatred for this bitch makes my blood boil!

Seriously, my kids are 5 and almost 3, I STILL water down their GD apple juice! SODA??

Yea, the 5 year old gets in at birthday parties as a TREAT! NOT A REGULAR SOURCE OF THIRST QUENCHER.

Damn that bitch is backwards.

Maybe it was the wheelbarrow style fucking?

Nah, bitch has been stuck on stupid since she was a zygote.

poor JJ , he always look so sad and trouble thanks to all the crap his mother put him through. SPF seem to be like his father he just carefree.She has no idea what being a mom is and is puting them on schedule thanks to kfed who keep the boys on schedule. i blame kfed though he should have never had kids by a woman who is not prepare to be a mom as the result his kids will suffer. Shar is laughing eveyday.

M.E. ya sex slave!!!!!!!! yeah, I took a dlisted breather but I came back because I missed you and the other slutty beyotches too much. hope everythings good with you and the fam.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

SNOWPIECE!!!!!!! You whore! Where the fuck have you been???????????

And yes, my hatered for Shitney is almost certifiable.

I think I may need help.

*reaches for cocktail*

Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 10:25pm.

LIE TELLER!

Britney, that is.

* well, she IS "cunning manipulative and cunning", so I would expect she's adpt at telling lies! ;0)

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by joe shmoe on August 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 5:27pm.
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Everything she does breaks my heart. And to think there was a moment I felt for her when she tripped that time (before I was paying attention) because, hey - shit happens, right? Now I know better, sadly.

Another point of interest - such bullshit PR how celebrities are always carrying their kids. Not all of them but especially that Brangelina bunch - there ARE times when it's sensible to let people help you carry your kids - like when you have four and you're shuffling through a mountain of people tryna get a piece of you.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by Sayonara on August 13, 2008 - 5:30pm.
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hehehe I don't know what that is, but it made me laugh.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4

Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 1:22pm.
This is a PR nightmare. Talk about backfiring and exploding in her face.

Daddy Spears is thrilled, because he'll remain Twatney's Conservator ($2500 per month) until she stops doing stupid shit like this.

I wonder if he gets a retirement pension?
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Seriously!!

Did you guys see the tabloid, don't remember which one, but it say's "New medical fears for JJ" and inside it says that K-Fed and Shitney are concerned he might be autistic....Uhm, NO DUMBASSES, it's called FAS!

Retards!

I'm sure this makes mealtimes fun for their nannies the other 6 days of the week. "Why brussels sprouts? We get Cheetos and Soda at Mommy's house!"

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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥

Submitted by joe shmoe on August 13, 2008 - 5:09pm.
I wonder if those kids know what a vegetable is.
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Sure if they watch the cartoon "The Vegetales".

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 5:27pm.
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Yeh no kidding; Remember those horrible pics in the back of Brit Brit's car when she was mental - when he was sobbing and holding onto SP's hand? As a mother, that broke my heart.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4

M.E.: what's up ho? we decided it was Crystal light and gin in there.....;)
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Submitted by M.E. on August 13, 2008 - 4:26pm.
and I thought my hate for this skank would go unsurpassed...M.E. I do believe I've met my match :)

Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I hate the way she poses with her kids - they are clearly just props to her.
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Just like the can of Sunkist, bag of Cheetos, and the bologna & cheese sandwich.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Do you still do your own housework?
Oh yes. I get mad if the maid does all the work. If she takes it all into her own hands, well, what's there for me to do? I'm a cleaning fanatic. Dusting is my favorite, and Windex-ing.

UM, CHEETO DUSTING DOESN'T COUNT, SHIT SHIT and stop drinkin' all the Windex!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

I wonder why they like ur sphetti better than Dad prob because u put chetoo in it and her put healthy vegetables in his. Why is she and her sis whoring their kids? Yet they calim to not want their kids to be famous and expose.