Wednesday, August 13th 2008
Brit Brit's Favorite Things
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And I'm not talking about SPF or JJ. I'm talking about Cheeeeeeetos and Sunkiiiiiiist! Look at JJ's face. He's thinking, "Is she going to share her Cheetos this time?" Sorry, kid. It's never going to happen.
I'm totally having this picture made into a beautiful velvet painting to hang over my toilet. It's that amazing.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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Doesn't the youngest kid always look just *exhausted*? Like he's worn out.
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He looks, to me, like he has a lot of trouble focusing. Poor kid.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ok, so there is Sunkist soda IN both kids sippy cups!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK!
YOU DO NOT FEED TODDLERS THAT KIND OF FUCKING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY HATE FOR THIS BITCH RUNS DEEPER EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE HER! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH!!!
Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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Doesn't the youngest kid always look just *exhausted*? Like he's worn out.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 13, 2008 - 4:07pm.
YOU're adorable! I needed a change of apparel, roger was feeling shabby and old...I found you in the Diddle post earlier and replied a bit late-take a peek :)
You changed yours too!! Great minds. xo
DAE, that article proves that Brit is a true blue emotional eater. Obviously, she equates food directly with love. I honestly don't think the girl has the mental resources to deal with stress in any way other than gorging herself or binging on substances.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 13, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Parts of Unfitney's intreview:
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LIE TELLER!
Britney, that is.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
White bread, cheetos & sunkist for little kids? Is she serious? I'd give my kids a few cheetos but never soad & never white bread.
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Well, Britney is not the only one who's crazy. Unless she's demanded it be taken this way. OR...something I keep thinking: they like toying with this puppet. Because no one. NO. ONE> in their right mind could possibly think that this photo is a good idea. It's ridiculous. And yet - an entire team of people went to work getting this into a magazine and out onto the stands. Something smells funny in Denmark. And it's Britney!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Oddly my mom is very health conscious/spoils him other ways. My turd ex is unaware/repugnant...your guy sounds sweet...nothing wrong with eating cold cuts and cheese for dinner every now and again-effort is effort! geez, I really come off bitter when I talk about my boys dad, huh? :)
Submitted by sharoninshape on August 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
The thing that get to me is she is rich why must she be so trashy? She is proving that the tibloids were right about the garabage she feed the kids. They are young for cheeto and sean do look a lot like kevin and Jj look like his mom.
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it's called circumstance, the way this girl was brought up was totally unusual.
she is pretty much illiterate seeing as her parents chose to bring up a future cash cow instead of a well balanced young woman.
saying all that, she is looking much better, six months ago i was sure that she wouldn't make it till the end of the year but miracles do happen in california, apparently.
This is a PR nightmare. Talk about backfiring and exploding in her face.
Daddy Spears is thrilled, because he'll remain Twatney's Conservator ($2500 per month) until she stops doing stupid shit like this.
I wonder if he gets a retirement pension?
Parts of Unfitney's intreview:
What's a typical day for you with Preston and Jayden?
Well, when I have my children, I'll get up and make them pancakes.
Blueberry or plain?
Plain pancakes, with sausages. Then we'll go outside and take a walk. Then I like to do something physical with them, like swimming. Nap time is 1-3pm, and then I'll read to them.
Do you cook a lot?
I do. Usually, the maid and I will cook together.
What's your house specialty?
I love rice and baked chicken. We'll cook that together, and the kids love my spaghetti. I think for some reason they like my spaghetti better than what they have at their dad's house.
What's special about Mom's spaghetti?
I think it's my sauce. I make it with love, and I make it from scratch.
Alright-- recipe time. We all want to know.
I can't share my secret with you. But it just takes me about an hour.
Do you watch much television?
Actually I don't. I'm so busy. And when the kids are here, I like them to be outside doing things or we're reading together.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by dementa on August 13, 2008 - 2:14pm.
I don't think JJ looks "slow" -- he looks like he's recovering from a hearty cry.
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Exactly....thats what im saying. He just looks like he cries a lot. NOT SLOW. Yeah brit is his mommy so he probably wont be the sharpest tool in the shed...but still...he's a little kid and till we have proof of a disability..it isnt proper to say he looks slow. :D
Yeah...i said proper! ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Okay I know a grown up lady needing her parent to keep her in check is odd, but I just want to say that I give her dad a standing ovation for doing a good job. I mean her mom, friends, drug dealers, doctors, and society, could not do what he is doing. Good job Pops. He deserves what ever paycheck he gets. And out of all the celeb parents running around these days, he seems like the least addicted to fame.
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Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Nova, I know right? What the fuck do you say to that kind of fuckery? :)
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Well, i have to fight my mom off...she is always trying to give them soda and sugar...saying she's supposed to because she's grandma. Atleast my hubby doesnt give them soda...he just cuts up a bunch of pepperoni, salami and cheese and sits there with my boys chowing down. Thats on his night to make them dinner. I'm like...where's the vegetables??? *sigh*...men!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I don't think JJ looks "slow" -- he looks like he's recovering from a hearty cry. Probably tried to run when he saw the orange-tinted, fake-haired creature lurching toward him, shrieking, "Y'aaaaaaaaallllll...."
Nova, I know right? What the fuck do you say to that kind of fuckery? :)
The thing that get to me is she is rich why must she be so trashy? She is proving that the tibloids were right about the garabage she feed the kids. They are young for cheeto and sean do look a lot like kevin and Jj look like his mom.
sorry, i can't hate.
she looks beautiful and happy plus the kids are just too cute for words.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 5:07pm.
No, LCT is right, it's Crystal Light and gin
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SPF and Maddox should team up.
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Nova-ya know my stupid ex would pull the vent dealy in the sippy and put soda in my boys (when he was very little) cup on his day of the week just to watch him cringe whilst drinking the carbonation-cause he didn't like it and also just to piss me off...it is possible, if you are a jackass fucker like my ex.
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Yikes...well theres always that. lol.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Chicklet on August 13, 2008 - 5:09pm.
LMAO at the velvet painting to hang over the toilet. :P
It Would aid in the success of those hard-poo times.
I wonder if those kids know what a vegetable is.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
It's hilarious to see some people (not here) actually advocating giving a young child soda. Now why in the blue hell what you give a young kid soda? I mean really, why?
She doesn't look like she belongs here, like she's just baby-sitting some kids or something.
And it think it's really disgusting that she is using her kids to help rehab her image. People whine about Britney being exploited as a child, but looky here, she does the same thing to her kids. Nice. It must be in the Spears genes.
I bet anything her big "tell-all" (you know she is going to do one) will be a bunch of shitty canned generic responses. I could gain a bit of respect for her if she would talk openly about the last few years but I know she won't. Whatever, if she's not crazy, then she's done. Sane, robot-answer Britney is boring.
LMAO at the velvet painting to hang over the toilet. :P
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on August 13, 2008 - 4:58pm.
The brown haired one looks like his father, while the blonde one has his mother's 'slow person' features.
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Yeah, because I see a little bit of Einstein sparkling through Kevin's eyes. It's amazing how genius is totally written on the face.
IMO, JJ could be "slow" looking due to either one of his parents.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
What an exemplary parent!
When I'm old enough to have kids, I will feed them only the finest food - Cheetos, orange Kool-aid, twinkies and maybe fruit roll ups. I like to keep it economical.
Wasn't there a story a while back about SPF's rotting teeth? No wonder!
Ewww, who mentioned Vienna Sausages?! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I use to eat those things as a kid and then I grew up and developed real taste buds. There is no telling what those thing are made out of. My guess is a mixture of pig intestine and horse peen.
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No, LCT is right, it's Crystal Light and gin
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WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK.
Bob's Classy Lady.
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
And now you changed your avie? How eva shall I find you?
On- She looks so uncomfortable. Like, "Now, whadda my 'sposed to do?"
opps, sorry, double post.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by loric on August 13, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 5:30pm.
oh and btw...you cant put anything carbonated in a sippy cup...so guarantee that there isnt soda(or purple drank) in those cups.
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I was at the park with my daughter and saw a mom pour Diet Coke in a sippy cup for her little boy. So yes, you can put soda in a sippy cup.
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Well she probably had a nice mess after that...because the carbonation need to escape somehow. Those cups are designed not to leak. My mother tried putting 7-up in a sippy cup and it made all sorts of noise in the cup and the pressure that built up eventually pushed the soda out and made a mess in my car. lol.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
madam s.: Orange Koolaid and Gin I think
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WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK.
You can see that forced smile from Unfitney a mile away.
She's doing it for the money & her "comeback".
Y'know she's thinking "When's that paycheck gonna clear so I get some more cheetos??!!"
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Nova-ya know my stupid ex would pull the vent dealy in the sippy and put soda in my boys (when he was very little) cup on his day of the week just to watch him cringe whilst drinking the carbonation-cause he didn't like it and also just to piss me off...it is possible, if you are a jackass fucker like my ex.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 4:00am.
oh and btw...you cant put anything carbonated in a sippy cup...so guarantee that there isnt soda(or purple drank) in those cups
Tang?
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Crystal Light?
Ahhaha Snowpiece,
Orange Kool-Aid?
HAHA , her pr team is trying to change her image and act like she Angelina Jolie such a great mom but behold have u ever see a zebra change their skin. Why is she always whoring these kids in front of the camara?? She loves her cheeto. Poor jj he always look sick like he not all there.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 4:00am.
oh and btw...you cant put anything carbonated in a sippy cup...so guarantee that there isnt soda(or purple drank) in those cups
Tang?
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Possibly....:D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 5:30pm.
oh and btw...you cant put anything carbonated in a sippy cup...so guarantee that there isnt soda(or purple drank) in those cups.
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I was at the park with my daughter and saw a mom pour Diet Coke in a sippy cup for her little boy. So yes, you can put soda in a sippy cup.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 4:00am.
oh and btw...you cant put anything carbonated in a sippy cup...so guarantee that there isnt soda(or purple drank) in those cups
Tang?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
I have some sperm flavor cheetos for her to savor.
Submitted by Pernicious on August 13, 2008 - 4:58pm.
The brown haired one looks like his father, while the blonde one has his mother's 'slow person' features.
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Hahahahahahah 'slow person'. Hahahahah. I love your political correctness in such times of orange despair.
hillbillies with money are fun
I'm still concerned about JJ. Still looking a little "special".
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Way to use your children for publicity.
Just when you think this twat couldn't act like more of an ass. Wish granted.
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As always Green, well fucking said...That's my good red-headed stepchild ;)
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Thank you, Mommy! :)
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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oh and btw...you cant put anything carbonated in a sippy cup...so guarantee that there isnt soda(or purple drank) in those cups.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I'm sorry for the bitch who cleans Shitney's toilet. Now that's a hazardous occupation!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Well, isn't that a nice, healthy, nutritious meal! More mothers should take note. Britney is a wonderful 'roll' model. *cough*
Poor babies. Sadness.
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