Brit Brit's Favorite Things

Kevin, stop fronting! you know they sell Cheetos at the Duane Reade!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"

I will say that JJ looks like he cries a lot....poor tyke.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

I see Brit Brit's got all the key food groups covered….

That said, I wonder if Papa Spears negotiated some product placement fees.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

In Britney's defense, I'm sure the boys' diet doesn't ONLY consist of fake orange food. She probably throws in some purple too.

Seriously though, kids are allowed to have shit food for snacks every now and then. Until we see this every day, let's just give the recovering fake British Madonna wannabe the benefit of the doubt. She needs hope from somewhere. Or something like that.

Arrrgh...it makes me soooo mad when someone says a child looks "slow". I refuse to pick on an innocent child...even if that child is a Spears.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Submitted by kevin clamato on August 13, 2008 - 4:55pm.

NO lets go to Terget in brooklyn!!!!!!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

The brown haired one looks like his father, while the blonde one has his mother's 'slow person' features.

SPF is totally thinking: "If I smile real big I can go back to my nanny-mommy!"

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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"

Her free-stylin' boobs are each looking at the child on either side of them.

Ah, the healthy quality of past-sell-by-date balony and Wonderbread! Along with a healthy triple serving of Cheetos, a can of vitamin-filled Sunkist and MacDonald's "reel good, y'aaaall!" cheeseburgers, you can see that Britney Spears is indeed a Maw who cares about nutrition.

Up next, the enduring star will show us her gracious table manners, and how orange smears and stains can add a touch of casual elegance to any Wal-mart outfit. Even better, Cheeto dust around the mouth can take the place of expensive lipsticks!

[ / sarcasm]

Poor kids. They look so sweet too -- they always have, like when SPF was little(r) and would stand at windows and wave to the paps. I guess since their mother is a selfish grasping cheap bitch, they aren't spoiled at all.

Submitted by Salem13 on August 14, 2008 - 4:53am.
Damn even the OK! sign is orange HAHAHA

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:52am.
SP's sippy cup is full of ORANGE DRANK.

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

Gawd, I hate tan lines with a strapless dress. UGH!

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

One of these nights, I'm totally going on a Sunkist and Cheetos binge. I am going to have someone photograph me buying these items. However, I will need to take the train to a NJ WalMart I think.

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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)

see the kelli and Casey post fo reference
The saddest part is... they don't know that they shouldn't be embarrassed. That goes for Brit, Kelli, Casey, Jaime Lynn, Jason Alexander, K-Fed etc. and at this point Brit won't let anybody tell her what to do....It's her prerogative, remember

I can't believe she posed wth Cheetos, I just can't :(

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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Way to use your children for publicity.
Just when you think this twat couldn't act like more of an ass. Wish granted.
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As always Green, well fucking said...That's my good red-headed stepchild ;)

Damn even the OK! sign is orange HAHAHA

It must be sort of a mindfuck for those children to be raised trailer park-style by an insanely wealthy mother.

If I didn't already know those are her kids I would have assumed the photographer had plunked her down between some child actors.

Nice fake family moment.
About as real as the tits in hollyweird.
LOL!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

SP's sippy cup is full of ORANGE DRANK.

JJ definitely must have some sort of fetal alcohol syndrome. He looks so.... slow. Or maybe it has something to do with both Britney and Kevin's eyes being on the sides of their heads instead of the front. SP looks normal though...

I wonder if this dumb ugly cunt is in on the big fat joke that is...HER! She far too stupid to do a tounge and cheek pic like this.
I wonder if this is fucking for real...what kind of brain dead cunt feeds her kids cheetos and orage soda for lunch and fucking smile about it like she done good...SOMEBODY FUCKING beat the shit out of her already...why does this stupid twat get every chance in the world...why do people pet and stoke the ego of this deranged piece of fucking human trash!!!!!
yes, my name is angry mom for a reason.
fucking whore.
God I hate her.

Even as we speak, K-Fed's attorneys are printing these photos out for the next Family Court hearing.

Unfitney, get the fucking checkbook out, you idiot.

I was at the supermarket yesterday I was sooooo embaressed to get a bag of cheetos for a fear of having people look at me and think I'm white trash.

I love how the OK! symbol is even in Britney's signature Cheeto-orange color.

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 13, 2008 - 4:38pm.
its like The Last Supper!
BEAUTIFUL!

She like Cheesus in the middle and her little special apostles are eating their last meal before Judus sells their picture to ok magazine!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious! Your post fits so perfectly with the photo; she's even wearing her holy white dress and a cross pendant, getting ready to break bread...er, Cheetos.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Kate from Jon and Kate give her kids Juicy Juice which is probably the lesser of all evils in the juice department.

Photoshop or not at least Brit Brit looks clean, there's no frapp stain on the dress (or dog sh*t) but that hair...that hair needs a straight jacket, Seroquel, and group therapy.

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Ok, those are two adorable little boys.

She's hoping to get free Cheetos by freely advertising their product. She wants the big semi driven by Chester the Cheetah himself.

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I cant judge...i just fed my two 3-1/2 year old boys cheetos and bean burritos last night. lol. Its not the usual dinner for them...but i was feeling generous. I would NEVER give my boys soda though...thats a big no-no in my house! Sugar is also a big fat no-no for my boys....they get so super cracked out crazy after a chocolate chip cookie...its scary.

I do have to say that Brits boys are so cute!!

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Topanga thinks like me ha ha ha!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Way to use your children for publicity.

Just when you think this twat couldn't act like more of an ass. Wish granted.

hahaha this photo is amazing!!

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

I hate the way she poses with her kids - they are clearly just props to her.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Damn... white people love them some Sunkist.

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

ha ha ha OOOOOOORRRRRAAAAANGEEEEEEE!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

What she SHOULD be feeding her children are a nice pair of chicken tits. Me loves me a nice pair of chicken tits.

Yum yum yum.

It's so versatile.

You really can do anything with a nice chicken tit.

For example, you could do Mexican, Chinese, even Italian!!!!!

The possibilities are completely endless.

Me eats me a lot of chicken tits. They are sure getting expensive though. Damn this gas crisis. Thanks, President Bushwad.

xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)

SHE CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS FAKE ASS PHOTO SHOOT TO BE OVER, SO SHE CAN GIVE THE KIDS TO HER MAID , SMOKE HER CIGS AND BUST OUT THE SPEED..FUCK THIS FAT CUNT!!

AJP, I changed my mind, those are not carrots, they're Vienna Sausages!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"

This picture is a true work of art, a masterpiece..it's like a trailer park version of The Last Supper.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

oh my GOD. Can't she just PRETEND and cut up some fruit and bust out the gerber graduates or something? I'm not even a fucking mom yet and I know that shit. I can't believe she's actually inviting more criticism with the GD cheetos again. She's a fucking MORON. Trash!

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Good lord, look at the smorgasbord of crap on that table!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Ahhahaa! I can not believe she did a planned photoshoot with Cheetos and orange soda in front of her. That is freaking hilarious. Maybe that's fancy-type food for her.

She has a lot of nerve?/balls?/delusion?/attention-whoritis? to do a "happy family" photo shoot with her kids.

trudat AJP but they are still ORANGEEEEEEEEEEE
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"

Spears is a child that was whored out at a young age. What about the ones being whored out now? Are they going to be idiotic like her? Really shows she knows knows to serve a nutritious meal, The rag mags don't have to worry, there are new children being whored out born daily and we can watch them crash and burn. Please tell me I've been in a coma for years.

Now tell me, why the FUCK would she pose with her kids in front of orange soda and a bag of cheetos??

So that people can make even MORE cheeto-related jokes AND say she can't even feed her kids properly?

I don't get it.

P.S: The look on her face says "Sorry, y'all. I just farted."

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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

No look the little blonde fella has some carrot sticks down there!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

In the other OK magazine Brit Brit thread, we were talking about the boys health issues.

All these food additives, dyes, corn syrup, preservatives, etc, that she's feeding her kids are linked to ADD/ADHD and a bunch of other crap.

She's unfit on so many levels. If cheetos and orange soda are the only things she can think of to feed growing boys, why can't she use some of her millions and hire a nutritionist to make sure they have healthy diets?

Or are these lousy pictures staged to make it look like they're just like any other american family eating snacks on the patio? Weird.

Quite frankly, not even Britney should be allowed to eat, like, ANYTHING on that table. White bread, cheese, Cheetos, pop. What's the fucking point of eating?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

What is the purpose of doing this? You don't have to alert the public that you don't want your children in the business.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

In Britney's defense, Orange is one of the more delicious food groups. I fucking love Cheetos and orange soda.

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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Twatney's favorite things are using her children for shitty fake ass photo ops, drunk dialing Justin Timberlake and K-Fed, and praying for her real hair to grow back.