Wednesday, August 13th 2008

Pammy Has A New Dude

Pamela Anderson was reportedly back with Tommy Lee, but she later brushed it off by saying she's just "living" with him while her house "gets built." There's a vagina rejuvenation joke in there somewhere. Anywhore, Pammy might be telling the truth, because E!'s Marc Malkin claims she has a new man.

This isn't just any new man, he's apparently royalty. She's a royal whore, so they make a perfect couple. The mystery dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family. Pammy met him while visiting Abu Dhabi last June. She also announced that she's working with the royal family to build an ecofriendly bordello in the area. Okay, they're building a hotel. We say whore house, she says hotel.

Pammy and her new dude were seen out in West Hollywood this past weekend. She calls him Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short. Well, hopefully she's going to milk that dude for all he's worth. He sounds like he cums money.

She needs to marry that dude. I normally wouldn't advise that to a skank who has been married more times than she can count (seriously, she can't count that high), but she has to marry him without a prenup. Once she gets his money and leaves him, she'll have to join the witness protection program, but that's ok! She can cover her safe house in gold and diamonds.



You can find her naked at http://pornzala.com/pamela-anderson

Pornzala is full of free porn like that :D

Cindyloo's picture

She looks rough in that picture, but odds are she's been partying.

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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 13, 2008 - 7:20pm.
And then after he's done kinking out with her, the Milk-Sheik will go back to his hooded & sequested multiple wives and crow about female purity.

I despise those hypocritical motherfuckers.
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Well said! I doubt he even views her as a person.

GrisslyGlamour's picture

The Sheiks of Abu Dhabi are notorious wild-game hunters. They buy land in Africa and then use illegal tactics to herd all kinds of wild animals there (lions, elephants, u name it). The men are waiting for them and the whole thing is a slaughterfest on a GRAND SCALE. This is happening to endangered species and is a big threat to their survial. Do the Sheiks care? NO! The people and animals of Tanzania, Kenya and other wild-life havens in Africa are powerless to fight these bloodthirsty thugs. The princes of UAE (they´re also politicians in many cases) have so much wealth that most of us can´t really imagine. I´m sure that Pam´s sheik is lying to her and is good at fooling her, but he has propably killed more endangered animals than Pam has had lovers. I´m very sorry for her because of this. She will feel like THE fool when she realises how much these princes dispice women and most of all women like her and how she has now officially been linked with a "higly likely" animal killer...

Khensu Hetep's picture

I knew this one girl who was also quite promiscuous and hooked up with an Arab. Now she's Moslem, but still gets around. She just won't have sex with men who aren't Moslem or Arabs.

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HollyMadison's picture

This works out perfectly for Pammie. If she marries an Arab, she'll be forced to cover that hatchet face with a veil.

gucci's picture

she looks used up rode hard, and put away wet. in other words, she looks like an old prostitute

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Khensu Hetep's picture

She is trememndously boring. She has no personality, and she's a PETA nut.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

girl_cheese's picture

Old whore. Wouldn't be surprised to see her working the train tracks in a thong and thigh-high boots. Her limo pulls up, "Hey, Pam, what are you doing out here?" Lightning strikes her, "Oh, yeah! I'm not a whore ... am I? Or am I a whore?" I watched @ 10 mins of her "reality" show and got bored.

gucci's picture

She looks so friggin nasty..

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I don't know who to frown upon more.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 13, 2008 - 9:54pm\
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I agree with you about the woman beating. However, with all those pictures of her kissing him, she seems to have put that out her mind.
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Frito, if Tommy didn't hit her, I would agree with you 100%.

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FritoDorito's picture

I think she should just stick with Tommy. Tommy knows full well that she's a whore and he's cool with it.
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ocd can be good's picture

This woman needs to buy a night light and some flannel jammies if she's afraid of the dark because I don't think she's spent one single night alone ever.

peaches's picture

If she marries this dude, she'll finally start covering up! Pam in a birka, anything is possible! And sensimina, I agree, Pam has never lied to the public! Its kind of ironic how the people in Hollywood who look fake keep it real more than anyone else! Pam is a better mom than St angelina, she does love her kids first and formost! And she doesn't bullshit the public like Brad and angelina! She's not ashamed.of who she is!

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shandi's picture

So let's consider her two children with Tommy Lee (Brandon and Dylan). Who do you think is the better parent? Tommy or Pam? It's a close one.

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jussayin's picture

haggard! too much sun, drink, dick, and disease!

I don't think moisturizer would have helped (wouldn't have hurt though)

and I think she needs to put a burka on anyway at this point so I'm all for her taking a trip to the Middle East. Rhey probably don't even want to screw her, they just want an excuse to cover her fug face!

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shandi's picture

I know she said she was just 'living with' Tommy while her house was being finished, but I don't think Tommy saw it that way. I watched Larry King interview Motley Crue, and although Tommy wouldn't give details, he did say that he was back with Pam and things were great.

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LOL @ milk-sheik

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Fuck! She looks like she just climbed out of one of those huge trash bins located behind some honky tonk.

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Damn. That's a, "My Barbie melted on the radiator over night" face if ever I saw one.

DAMN.

sweetblueberrysunshine's picture

He is going to have fun w/ her raggedy ass but will marry someone 25 years younger...But don't royalty like to marry virgins? Jesus Marie, that is what I thought.. I thought, "Hey, save yourself because one day a rich man is going to want a young pretty virgin, and since everyone you know has 234234980 at this age, BAM! swimming in money and having sweet sweet lovemaking to an indoor pool and all at the tender age of 19..

Deb's picture

I agree with whoever said she works "HARD" for the money.
Picture Pammy, being treated like a disdainful "piece of American meat" by these shady types. I'm sure she perfected her tolerance to such treatment many years ago in Hollywood, (and Canada).

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pammy is way, way, waaaaay past her expiration date...those who continue to pay for the pleasure to sample this used up thing should be ashamed of themselves...
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James Haven's picture

Looks like Pammy did not take James Haven's advice and use MaryKay's nighttime moisturizer. Sometimes one must realize they cannot do it on their own!

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Submitted by doubleD on August 13, 2008 - 8:46pm.
The dudes name is Sheikha Sheikha Bint Saif Al Nayan

I wonder if that translates "Bam bam, thank you ma'ma" in english?

The dudes name is Sheikha Sheikha Bint Saif Al Nayan

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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 13, 2008 - 7:20pm.
And then after he's done kinking out with her, the Milk-Sheik will go back to his hooded & sequested multiple wives and crow about female purity.

I despise those hypocritical motherfuckers.
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'Zactly, no one can say our Pammy don't work hard for the money...HARD....for it honey...

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And then after he's done kinking out with her, the Milk-Sheik will go back to his hooded & sequested multiple wives and crow about female purity.

I despise those hypocritical motherfuckers.

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 13, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Naomi Campbell is "allegedly" notorious for being rented out by overseas billionaires...this shit is done all the time in Hwood, but Pammy is the only one who doesn't give a fuck if the whole world knows. I find that kind of refreshing, she owns the fact that she is a huge whore instead of trying to cover it up.
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I wonder how much they have to pay.
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Better yet, what they're paying for! I'll bet it's some kink! Pammy probably has to eat poo while getting rear ended by a train of midgets.

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Euphoria's picture

I really don't care what this cumbucket does anymore.

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Naomi Campbell is "allegedly" notorious for being rented out by overseas billionaires...this shit is done all the time in Hwood, but Pammy is the only one who doesn't give a fuck if the whole world knows. I find that kind of refreshing, she owns the fact that she is a huge whore instead of trying to cover it up.
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I wonder how much they have to pay.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

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Naomi Campbell is "allegedly" notorious for being rented out by overseas billionaires...this shit is done all the time in Hwood, but Pammy is the only one who doesn't give a fuck if the whole world knows. I find that kind of refreshing, she owns the fact that she is a huge whore instead of trying to cover it up.

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For a hardcore animal rights activist/vegan she sure does need the sausage in her holes, doesn't she?

God help her kids. Every week a new daddy du jour. Maybe they can make a run for it in the deserts of the UAE and live like Bedouin. It'll be a safer and saner lifestyle than stuck with their sad stick-figure parents.

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Her cleavage is disappearing and merged into one huge cyclops of a tit....gross
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Tigerlilly's picture

These particular royals do not date women like Pam, they buy them. Pam is officially a whore (yeah, I know, newsflash). Most washed up "actresses" and aging models in need of cash HIDE these "relationshits" (not a typo), but not Pammy. Stupid used up cum dumpster thinks the general public believes she's going to be a princess...Whatevs...Wonder if the term "Hep C" gets lost in translation, what with all the cutesy Milk sheik talk?

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luckycharms's picture

She has got the biggest whore face I have ever in my life seen. The right side of her mouth is always jacked up like she has had a stroke or just gotten done given head for a while. It's a shame because she was stunning when she first came out.

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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AM: u2 babe!
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angry mom's picture

snow thanks for the laughs! :)
have a great night xoxo

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angry mom : LMAO hooo haaaa Awesome!
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

angry mom's picture

snow-dammit you know better than to use a damn phone-hit me up on my pager-and no I'm not being paranoid-them knockos are coming at us about the fucking bodies
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angry mom : we'll have to get throw away cellies to let each other know when and where the next club meeting is! or pagers....
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 3:47pm.

Stranger things have happened.

In a fit of jealousy, a man named Burt Pugach hired a man to throw lye in his girlfreind's face in 1959, permanently blinding her. And yes, after Burt served 15 years in prison for the deed, he and his girlfriend got married and have been together ever since.
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Lucy Goosey's picture

Sensimina,
you are correct. Both the USA and UK have the crowing queens of gutter trash. And, may I add that Britney, Lindsay and Paris are their "Ladies in Waiting".

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snow-you changed the avie!! Fucking love it-Omar oddly reminds me of a friend of my ex-honestly one of the most brilliant richest paradoxical unrelenting unappologetic characters EVER to grace tv...fucking love omar.
I love being in the wire secret club :)

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angey mom: Ohyeah, Omar is the SH*TTTTTTT, but he scares me....
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

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Lucy Goosey -

WRONG. Disease ridden plastic whoresacks get famous in the UK, too, *cough* JORDAN.

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