They're Real (According To HoHan)
Yesterday, UsWeekly posted these side-by-side pictures of allegedly 14-year-old (thanks Andy) Ali Lohan and asked the question: "Did Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt?" What they really meant to say was: "Did White Oprah stuff the bitch with plastic sacks?" I wouldn't put it past WO. She probably has a plastic surgery office in her house. Anyfaketitties, HoHan is not amused. She took to her MySpace blog (yeah, she has one of those) and wrote this:
ARE THEY REAL?????hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Somebody give HoHan a Tic-Tac! I can smell her fish jerky breath from here. Does HoHan realize what family she's in. She needs to check her last name again, because that's exactly something her family would fucking do. "My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given" - NO! She taught you to whore yourself out for a quick dolla no matter what!
It also made me laugh to see the word WANG and Samantha in the same sentence. Til next time, HoHan!
Jesus, fuck. Seriously? This shit is ridiculous.
Yeah, I'm such a bitch , bitter, filled with hatred, I go after everyone. Yeah, that is right.
Go back and read all my posts, here and in the forum.
Jesus.
Boob job for sure. And it looks like she also got a nose job...
Someone needs to rip that choker off Ali's neck & then use it to choke the entire Lohan family. "Leave her alone, she's only 14"...okay, so why does she go out of the house looking like she's 30, MOM?
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"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors
hmmm... and she neither confirmed nor denied the boob job! we know hohan's got fakies and that she got them young - ali's just following in her big sis's footsteps. next up, ali's coke party pictures!
~I hope he tells us to burn our pants~
haha real?? yeah of a water-bra with extra water is real than ok....hmmm maybe thats why she stays away from sharp corners....i bet if she fell her boobies would a. explode b.fall out or c. make her bounce back up
The knight is darkest before dawn, and i promise you the dawn is coming.
Yeah. Lindsay's were real, too. *eyeroll*
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 14, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Haha, you're funny. And if you think what she says about overweight people is bad, you've obviously never seen my comments on the fatties. Also, I never have a nice word to say about anyone either. Why? Well, because I'm a bad person...and I'm perfectly OK with that. LOL.
Seriously though, calm down. Not everything is all sunshine, flowers, hearts, and unicorn farts.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 4:13pm
You know for certain we'll get the munchies!!!
FUNYUNS!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 4:21pm.
yeah, he's straight up sprinting now.. And LCT is bringing a carrot.. which means we can go extra long/hard cause we'll have snack times afterwards.. mmmmm
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Mmmm, with a little taco sauce to go with it!
Kizzy, I'm doing more than spanking with this carrot. I'm diggin' for gold baby!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:55pm
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Spank me with that carrot, you hwat sluuuut!! You know I love it...ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Yeah, I noticed your lil' happy leaf has picked up speed!! ROFL
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yeah, he's straight up sprinting now.. And LCT is bringing a carrot.. which means we can go extra long/hard cause we'll have snack times afterwards.. mmmmm
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 3:50pm
You do me ****bending over****
and I'll do ya back....ROFL
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Can I join? I have a carrot!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Yeah, I noticed your lil' happy leaf has picked up speed!! ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy.. I'll be at your place in 5 minutes.. Make that 3 minutes.. *synchronizes watch*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 3:58pm.
You can always get Jack to huff and puff and chop the door down with an axe, ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 3:50pm
You do me ****bending over****
and I'll do ya back....ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I can't keep up with you beeshes.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Kizzy!!! Did i miss your Birfday?? Happy Bday times
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You did!! :( sad timez. I had a fat birfday blunt I wanted to share wit you. I just had to settle for burning the whole thing myself. :P
Thanks doll. Sorry I missed you yesterday!! xoxo
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Kiz! You deserved to have th whole blunt to yourself, But thanks for the offer! Now spanking times *bends over* Oh wait, I guess you should get the spanking.. my bad, My SAD! : ( *mopes around*
AJP, what a meanie! penis mom pictures are the worst, they ruin your midnight cock-tail hour. well mine anyways..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 3:46pm.
LCT: oh I don't go in those forums! meany times in there!
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You're telling me... every other word is cunt or bitch, and not in the compliment sense of the word!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Kizzy!!! Did i miss your Birfday?? Happy Bday times
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You did!! :( sad timez. I had a fat birfday blunt I wanted to share wit you. I just had to settle for burning the whole thing myself. :P
Thanks doll. Sorry I missed you yesterday!! xoxo
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:44pm.
LCT.. POST GD IT.. Get out of the Forum Its a mine! all mine!!!! *takes it and runs*
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HOW DARE YOU CREATE AN ACCOUNT AND ONLY SEND PM's! Luurrkeeerrr. Trrrrooollll. Aaaalllltttt.
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Dang, you totally have me figured out, just by reading my posts!! me, I mean, you're so smart..
dont forget you is ALL ALTS TOO!
FUCK NUTS!
You must set your profiles to not show when you are signed on cause that does help cut down on the scary shit that people send you on your PM.
Once i got a picture of a penis and i was happy about it but then it said it was a picture of my mom.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:44pm.
LCT.. POST GD IT.. Get out of the Forum Its a mine! all mine!!!! *takes it and runs*
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HOW DARE YOU CREATE AN ACCOUNT AND ONLY SEND PM's! Luurrkeeerrr. Trrrrooollll. Aaaalllltttt.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Kizzy!!! Did i miss your Birfday?? Happy Bday times to you!!! *sings totally on key*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
LCT: oh I don't go in those forums! meany times in there!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by FatMartha on August 14, 2008 - 12:44pm.
*gets out her riding crop* PLAY NICE, KIDS. *smacks it against the palm of her hand*
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Don't tease me, you know it gets me hot when you talk dirty like that....ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT.. POST GD IT.. Get out of the Forum Its a mine! all mine!!!! *takes it and runs*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I Back LCT up on that one. She stays on the Forum apparently, but freaks out when I talk to people using the messaging that MK provides for us to use. Trust, we aren't the only ones, But we may be the only few that will say it!!
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LURKER! STOP LURKING YOU WHORE!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
I Back LCT up on that one. She stays on the Forum apparently, but freaks out when I talk to people using the messaging that MK provides for us to use. Trust, we aren't the only ones, But we may be the only few that will say it!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 3:23pm.
M.E. is a lovely girl who gets attacked by the trolls on the regular because she's not afraid to say what she thinks.
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I have to disagree. I've been the 'victim' several times of ME taking it upon herself to speak in code only her and her forum followers think they know about myself and several others on here. You get what you give.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Sugarooo.. I like your Avie!!!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I cannot believe the debate over a 14 year old girls breasts. Real or not she is under aged and we should not care what her size is. I am sure there is enought 18+ women out there somewhere.
M.E. is a lovely girl who gets attacked by the trolls on the regular because she's not afraid to say what she thinks.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by Stoney on August 14, 2008 - 3:20pm.
SEXY STONEY!
this be forumn issues i do believe :)
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 14, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Excuse me very much but I've been posting here for several years and I have NEVER read a comment by M.E. where she even begins to touch your ugliness. She's actually quite charming, unlike your fat self.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
yeah your breast can grow at a super fast rate I know I went for A’s to DD’s but it took me a year, all i’m saying is that those weren’t there last month and WTF kind of mother lets their 14 year old daughter wear a push up bra, get her lips done and more make up than a xtina….. oh that’s right dina lohan which makes all the more likely Ali got a boob job
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 14, 2008 - 12:23pm.
That was uncalled for. Attack celebs all you want in our merry little buttfuck fiesta but leave other commentors alone.
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Why? That woman never ever has one nice to say about anyone! She is so negative and poisonous. Read what she said about people who are overweight, yet no one calls her on her disgusting behavior. So I did. You should thank me instead of drubbing me.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
They certainly look alot bigger and I doubt Victoria's Secret is helping but would a doctor even do that on a 14 year old? Maybe she had a big growth spurt. Lord knows, I'm waiting for mine.
Lindsay is straight, White Oprah is a natural blonde, Ali's tits are real AND I NEED A CT SCAN.
"i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~"
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What does she think she is? Canadian?
Um. Pet peeve. It's one thing when you're reading and posting and/or even posting 7 to 10 items a day but for ONE lousy post, could you just edit it? Not just spell check it, grammar too - and format it.
Yeesh! Sam's out of town - you got time!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Yes, the hohan family has its [ahem] ups and downs. That's one way of putting it! lmao!
Either this family is totally delusional and believe all the bullshit they spout or they are the most practiced liars in the universe.
When Lindsay was about 15 she was all over the five towns of Long Island bragging about her implants to all and sundry. SHe even gave out free feels and peeks. I'm not surprised Ali had a boob job. Mama Lodown will give to consent to any process that has potential to bring dollars into her bank account
LOL. Ali is heading in the same direction as her sister. First fake boobs, then drug and alcohol addictions followed by rehab, then a lesbian relationship. What a family.
I can hate on WO for whoring out her kids and I can bust on Ali for looking like she could be my mother...but I can't get on board this one, sorry.
My daughter is fourteen and has exactly this figure and yes, she went from an A cup to a big B cup in a blink. I think she looks like a big C but guess it's cause she's so petite otherwise (under 5 feet tall).
So yeah...entirely possible that Ali is natural (for now).
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
I think there's a movie sequel coming out soon with her in it..."14 Going on 40".
It's possible that those boobs are hers, look at her sister's boobs. it looks like its just genetics.
Ali was so pretty and cute before the makeup and the hair and that god awful choker!
Pedophile equals prepubescent, 14 is just underage shit
Relgion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Well this is just hilarious.
And symptomatic for an entertainment industry where 14-year olds are whored out as fuckable objects except of course they're not because they are only children.
They are displayed as fuckable objects but don't you LOOK at them, perv!
*shrugs* I just don't like when people fight on here. Unless of course, a) it's Dlisters vs Loonies, or b) it's all in good fun.
*gets out her riding crop* PLAY NICE, KIDS. *smacks it against the palm of her hand*
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