Thursday, August 14th 2008

He Should Have Kept That To Himself


Legendary pepaw Ernest Borgnine was on Fox & Friends and they asked him what's his secret to looking so young. He giggled a little and then whispered it to the dude next to him. It was a whisper we all heard.

Ernest softly said, "I masturbate a lot." Great. Just what I needed. The sexy image of Pepaw Ernest rubbing on his shriveled turtle head while watching "Murder She Wrote." Do you think he cums dust?

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:53am.

Clearly these interviewers have spent some time watching people masturbate on Youtube. I din't even know they could do that there! I gotta go...I got, um, stuff to do.

PS. Go Ernie!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:53am.

I'm sure he uses tomb paintings of Nefertiti from his youth to get off on.

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Submitted by FrappBloat on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:52am.

omg lmao taht was funny though hee hee!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:51am.

Just what I want to hear, that a 90 year old man beats off on a daily basis....

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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:50am.

Ain't that the truth, LCT, ain't that the truth!!!

*calls for maid to clean up LCT's vomit*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:50am.

*passes out*

guys are soo creepy, Especially Old Guys! Sorry to guys on here,, WELL semi-sorry.. You know who you are! *glares*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:50am.

*Gag*

*Vomit*

Pepaw self sexy times should be kept on the INSIDE VOICE side of things

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

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