JLove's New Body

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 15, 2008 - 2:05am.

I agree with that, and thanks about the music comment, lol.

Goodnight.

Yeah, angel_i, I really do think Toccarra from ANTM is extremely pretty, and truly beautiful women look great with or without the extra weight.

I find most supermodels to be rather plain. The neurotic men can keep their Gisele Bundchens. Not saying there's nothing wrong with being thin, just that a lot of the tall, thin modelesque women around this part of the world kind of look the same.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 15, 2008 - 1:37am.

I can't help that I like her.

Yeah, she lost weight, but it's really difficult ignoring the insults.

And really, someone needed to finally say that not being perfectly thin and being a behemoth aren't synonymous.

I'm chunky and trying to lose weight, but it still really does upset me when people make women out to be like whales after putting on a few pounds. It's overwhelming.
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Yeah, that did need to be said. Especially as women get older, they tend to look a little better with a little meat on their bones. There's a big difference between junk food weight and healthy weight too. And girls Toccara's size (for instance - not "fat")often seem to have the prettiest faces.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 15, 2008 - 1:56am.

yeah, i learned a long time ago the view of a person's beauty is the person... most of the "thinnest" "models of perfection" are just plain ugly people

oh, and also... i gotta go now but, i've been watching some of the posts you leave(yeah, i'm awake A LOT!LOL!).. great taste in metal music!

night, all!

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

ESE, I really do appreciate that you've not seemed to have consumed those standards. It gives me hope.

I have been to counsellors to discuss my body image issues and poor self-esteem, and I'm really trying to get help with that.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 15, 2008 - 1:37am.

not to say that i know the pain in the ass women have to go through with the whole "be a size 2 or you're a whale" problem, but... it's easier to be happy than it is to be cookie cutter bullshit thin... just be happy with you, that's all that matters

OT: not a fan of most of JLH's work but i've always found her to be pretty

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

I can't help that I like her.

Yeah, she lost weight, but it's really difficult ignoring the insults.

And really, someone needed to finally say that not being perfectly thin and being a behemoth aren't synonymous.

I'm chunky and trying to lose weight, but it still really does upset me when people make women out to be like whales after putting on a few pounds. It's overwhelming.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

what a bitch...I thought she said she loved her fat ass and thighs and was comfortable with them blah blah blah...so why did she get on the treadmill and hit salad and chix breast? Just more proof that fat = miserable.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

This should win a photoshop award.
I've got money that says her right hand/arm is resting on her ass that was slimmed down.

Now she has a bobble head. Congrats!

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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell

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Submitted by Jbo on August 14, 2008 - 10:51am.
I'm sure you all care ;) I rarely get to advocate the benefits of weed to "normal" people :)
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
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that picture looks like jessica albas bottom and they photpshoped Jlove head on it,but I think this is a old picture of Jlove because I have seen her whit that dress before so they just photoshop her

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by Jbo on August 14, 2008 - 10:51am.
I'm sure you all care ;) I rarely get to advocate the benefits of weed to "normal" people :)

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I care babycakes!! ;D

I agree...no need to hold it in...thats an amateur trick. I think i was told that the very first time i tried weed. "You gotta hold it in for as long as you can"....years later I know thats not true. :D

What i love is the different types of weed i get...some make me super horny "Horny goat weed" I call it....Others make me want to get up and do tons of housework. Some just make me want to play my PS3 for hours and hours...lol. None really ever make me want to just lie there and be a slacker. I'm a very active stoner. :D I think newbies are more the slackers...the ones who have smoked for years have no trouble getting into their cars and taking off for a joyride or trip to the store.

ON TOPIC:
I agree that JLove should get that black bikini on and show us her ass.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

She look good

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Submitted by Jbo on August 14, 2008 - 1:48pm.

Just an FYI - you don't have to "hold in" a "hit" of weed. Study showes that you absorbe the same amount of THC whether you inhale and exhale or hold it in.
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I care! That's cool!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 1:35pm.

Haha yeah, I thought I was going to! Between that failed experiment and smoking a couple of my husband's Marlboro Reds, I can't even smell cigarette smoke without getting the heebie-jeebies (and I used to smoke about half a pack on the weekends). I can't even stand it if a tiny flake of tobacco from a blunt wrap is mixed in with my wacky tobaccy, I'm like the princess and the pea when it comes to adulterating my favorite vice!

Submitted by Jbo on August 14, 2008 - 1:48pm

That's exactly why I do it, too -- whenever I visit home and have to take a 'break' for a few days, I end up losing 5-10 pounds because I have no will to eat on my own, or I'll just forget... plus it is a nice way to relax at the end of the day! I live in a family of weed nazis so I have come up with a number of irrefutable arguments to justify my use :)

Back to the topic -- if she really wants us to believe it isn't airbrushing, she needs to hop back into that bikini and model her ass for the cover! Maybe that's unfair of me, but she's the one whoring out her weight loss to Us Weekly!

I'm sure you all care ;) I rarely get to advocate the benefits of weed to "normal" people :)

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

Just an FYI - you don't have to "hold in" a "hit" of weed. Study showes that you absorbe the same amount of THC whether you inhale and exhale or hold it in. What holding it in does is creates that need to cough up a lung - and being all light headed makes you feel more "high". I'd have to say I'm quite the expert having about 13 yrs experience.

Also, if people think weed smokers are slackers/losers... I've had three promotions over four years at my organization. Weed is my anti-depressent and appetite-inducer b/c I can't stand food... I love it more than alcohol or cigs!!

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

Well I'm of, goodluck to everyone on their weight loss, dont feel bogged down by the thought of losing weight, make it fun. Of to the gym, and then coming back home to make a chocolate coconut cake, Moderation bitches.

Peace

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

looks better..JLH needed to take off a few extra pounds from her frame.

She didn't look that bad with alittle meat on her bones. Now her head looks big

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.
And that hippy chick! With the saggy leotard! LOL!
Good times, good times...
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OMG, the saggy leotard, I'd forgotten about that...bwaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa....!!

Thanx angel!

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Submitted by aquarius on August 14, 2008 - 10:27am.
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Holy shitballs...you actually used it for tobacco????? KACK! I would puke for days if i tried that.

Yeah its funny...you cant even use the word "bong" in the shops here...you have to say "water pipe"....bwahahaha!

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Debz, gurrrrl, why you yellin'? We're all sittin' right here! xP
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Submitted by The C word on August 14, 2008 - 1:25pm.

I don't remember Charlotte...I do remember some hippy chick with a long braid who taught yoga. ***********************************

ACK! I used to workout with her at, like 5am, when I was littler even just cuz it was fun and no one ever got up that early...

And that hippy chick! With the saggy leotard! LOL!
Good times, good times...

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by Red on August 14, 2008 - 2:00pm.

lol never mind.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

MODERATION SUCKS...

Yes, I am yelling.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Submitted by FatMartha on August 14, 2008 - 1:24pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I remember 20 Minute Workout - or more specifically I remember catching my cousin jacking off to 20 minute workout
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That's awkward for everyone involved! hahaha
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Haha! Not so! *I* thought it was quite amusing!

I have been blessed with a complete lack of squeamishness except in the areas of sea creatures and heights. Everything else really just rolls off my back. It was equally amusing watching him turn cherry red ever time he saw me for the next year:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 14, 2008 - 1:26pm.

I'm all the way across the Atlantic in tiny little Finland.

Submitted by Red on August 14, 2008 - 1:55pm.
participact?

Ha! It just started to rain - heavily. Torrential downpour! I'm staying in!
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20 Minute Workout times!

@ Aquarius: oooo, I see... thank you for clarifying! That sounds nasteh!
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 14, 2008 - 1:12pm.

I have heard that weed is not as bad as ciggies despite the holding it in longer because it doesn't have nearly as many carcinogens as tobacco...

I know that the few times we've used a bong for its 'intended' purpose (they're to be used ONLY for tobacco, you know!) it is completely clogged with tar after a cigarettes' worth of smoking, whereas it takes almost a month of smoking weed on a frequent basis to build up that much crap. So I'd believe it has less tar, at least, and that is one of the most harmful aspects of cigarette smoking.

Submitted by Red on August 14, 2008 - 1:55pm.

What state r u in out of curiousity because I heard here in NY it will rain heavily in the afternoon. ANd my friend in Chicago usually has the weather were going to get hours before it gets here

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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20 Minute Hard-on as my brother and his friends called it...I think it was Canadian but gained a huge N.A. following (hmmm, wonder why).

I don't remember Charlotte...I do remember some hippy chick with a long braid who taught yoga.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

participact?

Ha! It just started to rain - heavily. Torrential downpour! I'm staying in!

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I remember 20 Minute Workout - or more specifically I remember catching my cousin jacking off to 20 minute workout
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That's awkward for everyone involved! hahaha
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Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:14pm.

As they say: Just do it! Or in Canada: It's all about Participaction!
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Yes, I'll just do it! I'll participate! I'll go for a run. Too late now though. Tomorrow. If it's not raining. Or the day after. Maybe...

Submitted by The C word on August 14, 2008 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:14pm.
As they say: Just do it! Or in Canada: It's all about Participaction!
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Haaahaaaa, Participaction!

How 'bout 'Body Break' with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod?
My s.o. and I went to a Halloween party in matching tracksuits and told everyone we were Hal and Joanne.
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Dat's FUNNAY!

On TVO they sing this song:

Everybody
Move your body
Get on up and
Join the party!

If I get couch potatoish it starts running through my head.

I remember 20 Minute Workout - or more specifically I remember catching my cousin jacking off to 20 minute workout - fucking hobags. (Was that American? I just remember it on CityTV so I think of it as Canadian all the time)

OMG do you remember Charlotte..whatthefuck?!? O You MUST remember her! She was, like, the FIRST aerobics show.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Well hopefully she toned up her junk too. Her butt was big but it was very jiggly looking and flat. I doubt she was a size 2. Anyway she just proved that she's controlled by the media. What a dope.

Naaaa FatMartha....nothing is worse than ciggies...cept maybe cigars. BLECH!

Whats bad about weed is the munchies...but like someone said...if you eat before you do it, you're safe. If you try to smoke it on an empty stomach...be prepared to empty your kitchen cabinets into your stomach...lol.

I love a good bong hit after a big meal...*sigh*

No, i wont give it up either...I just have to moderate.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 1:40pm.

ITA 2, when I started exercising my cig count went down, because I just felt I wanted to be healthy. Iam not addicted to cigarettes Im the type of person that can quit them and have no withdrawals, but I like them, I feel they compliment a meal nicely. About weed, oddly enough I never got the munchies in my life, what I do get is crazy horny. So unless I am with a guy I generally stay clear of weed *bashing eyelids*. I asked notor.. a question about a flush I read queen latifah ( not the best example I know) and other celebs do a liquid diet, where like 3 days or so before an event they only consume healthy liquids and water, it flushes u out so u look slim. Try googling it, and like we said 2 weeks is a good enough of time and that should serve as an extra boost the last few days. And noto. was right about nuts, but be careful cause there very high in fat, make sure u understand what a single portion of nuts, for that particular nut is or else you'll be doing more good than bad. I stay clear away from nuts cause they make me get pimples after a few days on it, but if you dont, there a great snack, they fill u up and are healthy and yummy.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 1:14pm.
As they say: Just do it! Or in Canada: It's all about Participaction!
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Haaahaaaa, Participaction!

How 'bout 'Body Break' with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod?
My s.o. and I went to a Halloween party in matching tracksuits and told everyone we were Hal and Joanne.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 10:05am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Yeah...i have cut back on my weed consumption, big time. I would have a smoke in the morning before i left for work...BAD IDEA....then i would smoke from the time i got home from work till bedtime...snacking all the way. NOT GOOD!! But damn its so nice and relaxing...*sigh*...

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Um...are we related?? lol

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Must be 5th cousins, twice removed...right?? lmao

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Submitted by Red on August 14, 2008 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 14, 2008 - 12:48pm.

Thing is - most people already know most of this, it's the doing it and sticking to it instead of talking about it that's the hard part.
It's motivation that's lacking, not knowledge.
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Another very good point. I used to read mad magazines but I realized, after a while, they are really just saying the same shit over and over in different ways. As they say: Just do it! Or in Canada: It's all about Participaction!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Yeah...i have cut back on my weed consumption, big time. I would have a smoke in the morning before i left for work...BAD IDEA....then i would smoke from the time i got home from work till bedtime...snacking all the way. NOT GOOD!! But damn its so nice and relaxing...*sigh*...

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Um...are we related?? lol

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LOL sounds like my schedule exactly, LMAO
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 1:40pm.
My bf and I are working on quitting the ciggies, although it won't be easy. Weed, on the other hand...not planning on quitting anytime soon!
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Not to sound like a smartypants but... isn't weed actually worse for you because you inhale and hold for longer periods? That's what I've heard anyway. *shrug* I'm probably wrong and I'll be the first to admit I know almost nothing about it. ><
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 12:56pm.

Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 11:54am.
Oh yeah and dont forget to cut back on your bong hits!!!! Even cardboard can taste good after an awesome bong hit. lmao

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LOL! TOO true!

You know, I was lucky. I was out west and I fasted a few times. One of those times I was allowed to get high - the reason: I wanted to change my associations with dope and food. It worked actually. If I'm well-fed when I get high I crave lemon water. If I'm hungry tho... WATCHOUT!

PS. Fasting is really about the internal and not about the external. I've never fasted to lose weight but I can't say it didn't happen.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 14, 2008 - 11:58am.

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ITA about the smoking. If you really are serious about getting fit, smoking should be your last excuse. I can easily exercise as a smoker, so there's really no excuse at all. If anything, a new exercise regimen should inspire you to want to quit. My bf and I are working on quitting the ciggies, although it won't be easy. Weed, on the other hand...not planning on quitting anytime soon!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by FrappBloat on August 14, 2008 - 1:30pm.
omg size 2 lol what is that? Your usa sizes are so, small sounding! hee hee. In the Uk she was a size hmm 14? 16? even 18? hard to tell. She looks about a 12 there. or a 10 at a push. still a 2 that sounds so cute!!
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*winces* 14, 16, and 18 are "fat" here. Which is misleading because some girls are skinny but have big hips, thus they need some bigger jeans to fit their badunkadunk!

@Nova: The sedentary lifestyle was definitely the killer for me. I played lacrosse through highschool and was in great shape, then I became a big ol' blob once I got to college. Plus, since I didn't really have my parents to "regulate" what I bought for my room, of course I went out and bought all kinds of crap - chips, candy, microwave burritos (which are fucking nasty but I love 'em anyways)... it was all downhill from there. But I'm slowly draggin' my butt back up the hill!

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 14, 2008 - 12:48pm.

Thing is - most people already know most of this, it's the doing it and sticking to it instead of talking about it that's the hard part.
It's motivation that's lacking, not knowledge.

Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Yeah...i have cut back on my weed consumption, big time. I would have a smoke in the morning before i left for work...BAD IDEA....then i would smoke from the time i got home from work till bedtime...snacking all the way. NOT GOOD!! But damn its so nice and relaxing...*sigh*...

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Um...are we related?? lol

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 14, 2008 - 11:42am.
... well when mama has a hot new lil' body in a few weeks thats all the telling he's gonna need.
Also, have you considered exercising alone? I cant stand to do it with anyone, at the gym their are guy groups exercising together, and girl friend clicks, but uh huh, I sweat and look like I am running for my life on the eliptical and treadmill so its to much shit to have someone next to me, especially if there going at a snails pace next to me. Or even worse telling me to slow down! For a good workout buddy system to work both persons have to be at the same physical level or else one person usually keeps the other one down or one person pushes the other one to hard. Also, never go to fast to quick or else u risk injury.

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Well, aside from him trying to get me to jog, it's been nice having a walking partner. We don't always walk at the same pace to keep up with each other, either. Plus, I couldn't care less about being hot and sweaty and stinky with him around--we live together and I have to deal with all his bodily functions on a daily basis so we're extremely comfy around each other.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron