JLove's New Body
Last November, pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt with a little junk in her truck, hood, and side spoilers hit the internet. A bunch of whores made fun of her jelly ass. At the time, JLove shot back and said she's not a fatty-fatty-bo-batty. She also said she was a size 2.
Well, on this week's cover of UsWeekly, JLove is queefing about how she lost 18lbs! Okay, if she was a size 2 back in November, what is she now? A size -2? More like a size "bitch, please!"
JLove told the magazine, "I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up. The energy level and the way I feel now is great." She claims she only lost the weight because she wanted to feel better and not because of the mean things people said about her.
Yeah, I know what diet she went on. It's called the Photoshop diet! Does a body good.
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I was totally on her side with the bikini pics -- she looked fine -- until she started spouting off about being a size 2. Maybe NOW she is -- but an Old Navy size 2, not a D&G one. The older inset picture is at least an 8. Which is FINE! Just don't lie about it!
her head's huge in that pic....whack.
She looks great, but I'm sure it is mostly photoshop.
I thought she didn't think she was fat? Then why lose weight?
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I was so right, thought I could turn emotions on and off; I was so sure, but love taught me who was the Boss
-Diana Ross "The Boss"
Oh wait. Is that the one with C3PO but it's a girl and has huge knockers? I've seen like 5 minutes of it, but I was like... 13 and couldn't care less. Woopsies.
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Hi5.
"She claims she only lost the weight because she wanted to feel better and not because of the mean things people said about her."
Yeah, so why'd she go running to a magazine about it?
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 10:30am.
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You're your own best friend!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Isn't she the one that went on a tirade about defending her weight, and girls who aren't a size 0 should be proud of their size? Come the fuck on hosebag.
I liked her better when she had junk.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
This beesh is still around?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by FatMartha on August 14, 2008 - 8:28am.
*looks around awkwardly*
Errrr.... Never seen it. *hides*
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its TIME!!! Such a effing hilarious movie...I could watch it over and over!!
May the SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 11:22am.
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Love the avie...miss John Candy.
OnT:
She’s lost weight; I’ve lost respect.
I had more respect for her when she defended herself against what was unfair treatment.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Oh no sluts!!! You may not have caught it, but this cover also says Mayer and Aniston may be headed for a break-up!!!!!
Noooooooooooooo!
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
I've lost 16 lbs in 5 weeks. Suck it, bitch!
Have you ever check out Rebecca Romijn's noggin? Huge. Picture of her with John Stamos are always highlarious to me.
and that dress is like the dress amber wore to the party in the valley that was JUST like the dress that Cher wore to school the day before on clueless!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Okay, if she was a size 2 back in November, what is she now? A size -2? More like a size "bitch, please!"
This is why I love you MK!! Even when ur sick, u never disappoint!!! :)
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Here's a plan for what happened to JenLove:
Each Day:
Put down the doughnut and take a walk.
See results in just two weeks!
PS. I know why she annoys me. I was all good and fine with her until I read an interview where she claims to CRY when she watches that shit rip-off Ghost Whisperer show of hers. I just gave up completely that day.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
*looks around awkwardly*
Errrr.... Never seen it. *hides*
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Hi5.
Shit yeah my bitches.....Its a MOG...half man, half dog!!!
I was in a spacey mood....:P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Lame. So much about feeling good about yourself. I'm disappointed in her for falling for the media's stupid pictures.
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People Suck!
LOVE SPACE BALLS!
dont love love ewwwit!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Why does she annoy me so much?
Fat Martha!
It's Barf from Spaceballs!!!!!!!!!!
NOVA! LOVE IT!!!!
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
SPACE BALLS AVIE!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 11:52am.
What the damn hell is your avie? It looks like a car repairman dressed up for his part in "CATS"
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Hi5.
Another dumb talentless bitch caves to ridiculous Hollywood pressure.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Ugh, I agree she did not word her statement well, but she didn't claim to be a size 2. She said in Hollywood, anyone over a size 2 is called fat....which is what she was being called....meaning she's bigger than a size 2! Reading comprehension skills...they're fun.
She looks a lot thinner than she is on that cover because of the angle at which she's standing. Looks like someone's been attending red carpet classes.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
And twelve weeks with photoshop....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Uhhhhh...
I would love to have her body in the "BEFORE" picture. Fuck off, Hollyweird.
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Hi5.
I thought her shirt said "Save the Creature"
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Her head looks waaaaaaaaay too huge for her body.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I suspect if shot from a different angle she'd still be a bit hippy. Still, her body IS a wonderland.
Yeah, that's photoshopped, alright! Her head looks huge compared to her body.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
NOT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.