Hot Papi Alert
The pocket hottie from Y Tu Mama Tambien is expecting a little baby. Gael García Bernal confirmed that his girlfriend, actress Dolores Fonzi, is knocked up!
They issued this statement to AP (via People): "This statement is to say that, after so much speculation and comments, the actors ... are indeed expecting a baby at the start of next year." The statement went on to say: "And Gael will be living his knocked up girlfriend for Michael K." That's sweet of him, but I'm tall and he's short. It would never work out. On second thought, he could tongue tickle my no-no hole while we're in line at the grocery store and no one would really notice.
Gael's Y Tu Mama Tambien co-star, Diego Luna, recently had a baby too. Well, he didn't physically have the baby, but his woman did.
Congrats to Gael and Dolores! I'm getting nervous with all the new humans being brought into the world, but these two are pretty hot, which means they might have an adorable baby. Adorable babies are welcome.
Seriously... what the f is with the mole? She needs to get her fug to a dermatologist, stat.
i can't believe im the first bitch to comment that you wrote that he is "living his girlfriend" instead of Leaving. :)
That movie made me sweat. In a good way.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
Great. Another baby to suck up the little resources this planet has left.
Word on the street has it that Gael has banged everything in Hollyweird male and female
He finally decided to calm down long enough to knock one up .
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Damn her for getting impregnated by my man!
*rips up Gael shrine*
Congrats to them, though...even if I'm slightly bitter.
*Edited because I'm high on meds and can't spell.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Noooooooooo!!! =(
Submitted by Sheeps on August 14, 2008 - 1:19pm.
She has cool green eyes. Maybe her top brings them out even more.
I think they both have green eyes, so I guess their baby has a good chance of having green eyes.
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he is yummy n she is cute...
they both have great eyes~ their baby is going to be beautiful!
i was so obssesed with y tu mama tambien when i first saw it, AND wasn't there a big slut debate the other day about that movie the other day?? lmao, they were all sluts!- man, woman, or beast! the woman was married in the first place and slept with them both, tenoch has a gfriend, and julio was a self proclaimed slut from the beginning, they both had sex with the woman- THEN each other!~ HOT HOT HOT
That mole on her lip is irritating
She has cool green eyes. Maybe her top brings them out even more.
what?? no "naturally" produced twins?? WTF???
GETTING nervous?? Why is there such a big baby boom these days, has anyone ever asked that question...especially when resources seem to be running out.
She's a total beauty - him not so much. He's had his nose done since Amores Perros and Y Tu Mama Tambien (apologies for any spelling mistakes there, my spanish is not the greateat) and its still massive. If they have a little girl she'll look like him - not hot!
It always makes me really depressed when hot guy celebrities have kids, even though I know i'd never have a chance with them.
File this story under "Who Gives a Crap"
Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 12:04pm
Jorge and feed him cupcakes.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hot hot hot hot hot!!!
Bradi!
Are you going to name him George?
*runs home to watch The Science of Sleep*
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
He has nervous laugh smile.. Ooops, just farted,, *nervous laugh*
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OKIE! DAMN! LAY OFF THE EGGS IN THE MORNING! *passes out, but continues smelling*
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
She is pretty, but that mole.....I want to lick my thumb and clean it off.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Fucking_Classy ok, so MK could have picked a better picture, she looks much hotter in the bath, LOL
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In all fairness, I'd say Bernal's pic doesn't do him justice, either. Dude looks much better than that.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Fucking_Classy ok, so MK could have picked a better picture, she looks much hotter in the bath, LOL
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
He has nervous laugh smile.. Ooops, just farted,, *nervous laugh*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I think she's hot too. That is all - I have no idea why I should care about this.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
She reminds me of Mila Kunis the chick from That 70's Show.
Congratulations Gael! Haha......Fonzi.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
...Are you guys blind??
This Dolores chick is the hotness!
(NSFWish, I guess)
http://www.agencianova.com/nota.asp?n=2008_5_3&id=50502&id_tiponota=9
I think she's much prettier than he is, and I'm a huge fan of Gael Garcia Bernal.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 11:47am.
she's the bootleg Rebecca (bootleg herself) Gayheart
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Or like a lil Crackhead Keri Russell.. like on Uncle Buck *throws quarter at her* here go down town and have a rat gnaw that mole off your face. FUCK!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
He doesn't do it for me. Good actor, but I don't find him sexy.
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Her lip mole, hair line, and eyebrows are all kinds of wrong, and are really pissing me off!!
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I like it! Her wonky eyebrows remind me of a lowkey Frieda Kahlo. Though the lip mole does sort of look like she was shaving and got herself a little nick.
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Hi5.
I don't know who these two are, but they should have used a condom. Too many bebes.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Finally a post about an actor in my Fave Five of Hotties, and I have to hear the unfortunate news that his sperm is somehow involved in some accident with an egg that is not mine. I don't know how that happened, but he might be out of my Five.
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"I''ve been known to have a bit of a temper problem, when betrayed."
- Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by Regina on August 14, 2008 - 11:48am.
IM NOT EVEN AN ANGELINA FAN AND IM SHALLOW I JUDGE ON LOOKS AS DOES MK!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
"Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 14, 2008 - 3:42pm.
He could have knocked up a better looking woman"
Not everyone in the world is 'Brad and Angelina'. There's more things to a person than just looks.
she's the bootleg Rebecca (bootleg herself) Gayheart
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Hot papi and hot MAMI!
Dayum! This woman is hot!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Okie: watch Amores Perros, you will lurv him.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
He's so cute.
I wanna put him in my pocket and love him and brush him and kiss him and hug him.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Betcha MK is going to be ga-ga over this procreation. Just the eyes alone on this baby guarantees cuteness....
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Felicidades, you hot bitch. :-)
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
He could have knocked up a better looking woman
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Gael García Bernal is one of thee hottest guys to walk the earth. She is damn lucky!
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People Suck!
Fonzi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy! sit on it!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
He's the hottness, yummy daddy pants.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
He is the hotness and I now hate this girl for having his baby (and I don't even know who she is).
NOOOO! I was so upset to hear this :( anyway congrats Geal you DILF you.
Her lip mole, hair line, and eyebrows are all kinds of wrong, and are really pissing me off!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;