Tommy Girl Meltdown In 3....2....
Yes, Tommy Girl! We all know how much your ass can take. It's very impressive. We're very proud of you. Your asshole is grinning cheek to cheek. It's so happy for you.
Anycrazy, this is not Tommy Girl's year! He's been replaced by Saint Angelina in a movie, the studio doesn't want him in Mission Impossible 4 and his movie about the Nazis keeps getting pushed back. I just wish it would get pushed off the face of the earth already. Along with Tommy Girl. That wasn't mean of me to say! He's an alien! He can fly to his home planet.
Well, now his longtime partnership with Paula Wagner has come to an end. Paula announced that she is stepping down as co-owner and CEO of United Artists which ends her business sisterhood with Tommy. Paula said, "I'm finally rid of that crazy twat!" No, she really said, "I’ve truly relished working with my longtime partner Tom Cruise to revitalize United Artists, and I am proud of all that we’ve accomplished in the past two years, reinvigorating the brand and developing such a strong slate of films." Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade.
Since everything is falling on Tommy's peanut head, does this mean he's going to have an epic meltdown? I have my hard hat ready, just in case. I've been waiting for this shit. Now if we can only program Katie Holmes to leave Tommy Girl for his arch rival, Xenu.
In that Nazi movie he speaks in his normal voice without even trying to speak with a german accent. I remember when he had a meltdown when someone farted during a moment of silence on the set of the movie. If he gets so upset over a fart I can't wait to see how upest he gets over this.
So why the fuck is Angelina Jolie in this movie?
And for the 9 millionth time, expect to see St. Angelina carrying a gun and clad in a tight leather outfit to elude from her poor acting skills.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
We reckon Tammy has taken a lot bigger than that!
It is said that nothing smaller than an elephant's trunk is allowed entrance into Tammy's GrandCanyon!
(The same goes for Miss Richard Gere, but now that she has 'bearded' herself and lain low, she has become irrelevant)
Who cares? Isn't everyone except Xenu over this bitch?
To anyone who says he is a good actor, are you blind and deaf, I realize that playing arrogant, smug and smarmy must be SOOO difficult for someone who is arrogant, smug, smarmy and suffering from short man syndrome. Recently he has been able to add extremely creepy to his huge repertoire, how he has NEVER been in Oscar contention is seriously beyond me...but seriously he just needs to go away. I never thought he was hot, guess the gaydar/ass-o-meter worked back then.
My husband got stuck on a plane with this jerk, trust that he is a jackass making up for certain shortcomings. Enough said...
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He looks as if he is saying "Who's the most special girl in the world, who is it....that's right....it's you!"
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
wow thats big
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Ah, the downfall of Tom Cruise. It's surely a sweet sight to witness. I actually feel bad for Katie, just a little bit, but she sold her soul to be married to this crazy asshole and supposedly birth Suri (who I feel bad for even more, even if she's human or not)....
Your face!
SHA-ZAM!!!
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
Finally! Hollywood took a laxative and is now getting a nice big shit out. Please flush completely.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
@ dementa's "Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Bilbo's putrescent and abnormally short cousin --BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! *thud*
Damn he got ugly.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 14, 2008 - 10:32am.
I saw "Tropic Thunder" last night and he was actually quite good in it. His character is a little much, but people will chuckle at it.
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Doesn't he play himself? An over the top psychopathic megalomaniac?
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I guess that 2 day special on Oprah didn't help much to redeem him. You know that's why he did it.
He is in the biggest hole ever. He can't redeem himself from the mess he made of himself. The professed love for Katie, to calling Matt Lauer out, to talking backwards about postpartum depression and Brooke Shields. At this point he couldn't even leave Katie (or have her leave him) to make amends.
My guess, that I have been predicting for a long time, is that he will finally try to put a project together for he and Will Smith hoping this will help him gain favor in the court of public opinion. We will see if Will agrees or run for the hills. Overall it would just bring Will down. He should cut the Tom Cruise train loose.
Nah, he'll be okay. He's got a starring role in the upcoming "Wizard of Oz" remake, and he even gets a musical number: "We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild..." And after that, he's getting an important role in "The Hobbit" as Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Bilbo's putrescent and abnormally short cousin.
Seriously, he's got a giant bucketful of rancid karma coming down on his bloated head. Sad thing is, all the kissassery will probably keep him from ever acknowledging it.
Salem13, even better, a science fiction writer whose works don't sell! I used to work in a used bookstore and his books were one of the few authors' we could NOT shift. We had dozens of his crap books, and nobody ever bought one. They just collected dust. All very old editions too, which usually means nobody's buying and reselling new ones.
Does TC really need to make more movies? Doesn't he have more money than Xenu at this point, or has he pissed it all away on that Scientology pyramid scheme?
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
"his movie about the Nazis keeps getting pushed back"
According to Ain't It Cool News, "Valkyrie" is now set to open December 26th this year.
Wow, Tommy Girl has been trying to keep quiet, but it's too late now! It's pretty funny he's been replaced by St. Angelina of all people in that movie. She's on her way down the same path with all of her crazy antics this past year or so!
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Katie better run for her life. Tommy Girl's career is in the toilet so she's either gotta pop out triplets or die! Because, this bitch will not be ignored.
ACK...that picture!!!...I am just beside myself thinking that i used to find this little horse-toofed ninny attractive.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Is the white jacket and white shirt some kind of Scino uniform, or is this a fashion thing I haven't seen?
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TEAM XENU! Whee!
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I can't wait until he shaves his head, beats cars with umbrellas, wears short dresses with no panties....oh wait...forget the last one.
I saw "Tropic Thunder" last night and he was actually quite good in it. His character is a little much, but people will chuckle at it.
However, Robert Downey OWNED that movie. So great. He rocks. Love him.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Do people that follow Scientology realize that L. Ron Hubbard was a Science Fiction writer?
who the hell is he looking at??? The fans are behind him!
Submitted by CindyBman on August 14, 2008 - 11:56am.
Green Is Good,
Thanks, I think! :) Wow... I'm speechless. Wow.
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Yep, Galactic Ruler Xenu is not to be trifled with, apparently.
MargeAggedon> Agreed! I used to love the movie Magnolia...until I realized that Tom wasn't really acting. He was just playing his crazy, egomaniacal self!
UKer!
Yeah! A fellow Bale head!!!
I'll BRB. I have to return some videotapes.
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Green Is Good,
Thanks, I think! :) Wow... I'm speechless. Wow.
I totally need him to have a breakdown. It would be so good for my soul. Even better if he just vaporized or something.
Xenu is Tommy Girl's butt plug and occasional turkey baster for KatieBot.
I bet TommyGirl will be in Dancing with the Stars or tv show making guest appearances.
I can smell it coming...
Submitted by CindyBman on August 14, 2008 - 11:41am.
I'm new here... forgive such a stupid question: what/who is Xenu? I did a search on the site and came up with nothing. Is that the planet he's from or a person? Thanks!
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Here you go. From Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
Tom Cruise DESPERATELY needs a breakdown. He needs to let out all the anxiety and repressed humanity and start from scratch.
This is what he needs.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
even though tom fixed his teeth they still look wonky.
also, wash your hair, man!
Submitted by CindyBman on August 14, 2008 - 12:41pm
I think Xenu is like the $cientology "superbeing"
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I'm new here... forgive such a stupid question: what/who is Xenu? I did a search on the site and came up with nothing. Is that the planet he's from or a person? Thanks!
Just trying to keep all my ducks in a row.
"Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 12:27pm.
He's got that couch-jumping-feverish look in his eyes, how long til they measure him for the jacket with the extra long sleeves and buckles in the back?"
Not soon enough!
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Tom has had sunshine followed w/ gobs of money thrown up his ass for most of his waking moments.
Now, he's aging ugly, believes he is a xenu god, and knows more about anything than anyone else.
fuck tom cruise.
he's super rich, super spoiled, super arrogant and super nuts.
too bad he assaults the field of psychology-- cause he sure is in denial of his sad mental state.
poor dude might has to switch jobs to make ends meet. he's a good actor but so are alot of rappers.
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 12:27pm.
He's got that couch-jumping-feverish look in his eyes, how long til they measure him for the jacket with the extra long sleeves and buckles in the back?
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 14, 2008 - 12:26pm.
MK. MK, MK, you don't even-- you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
He was good in that Jamie Foxx movie..um...er...Collateral
He plays a psychopathic amoral hit man.
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Wonder if Tommy Girl will post for a job on Monster.com?
About time that asshat was dismantled. My prayers have been answered.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 12:25pm.
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I adore christian bale, he is probably my favourite actor at the moment.
john cusack is another favourite of mine.
He's got that couch-jumping-feverish look in his eyes, how long til they measure him for the jacket with the extra long sleeves and buckles in the back?
Good afternoon everybody!!!
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MK. MK, MK, you don't even-- you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on August 14, 2008 - 12:21pm.
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i respect your opinion but i do disagree with you.
some very prominent critics and writers who write for broadsheets, would disagree with you.
you can hate him all you like, because let's face it the guy is a douche, but as someone who currently works in the film industry i have no doubt that TC is indeed a brilliant actor.
UKer,
We all have our fav's, but IMO, the last good movie Tom did was Legend.
It's all opinion. You could think, say Christian Bale sucked...i'd never talk to you again...but we all have our own loves/hates...
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K