Tommy Girl Meltdown In 3....2....
Yes, Tommy Girl! We all know how much your ass can take. It's very impressive. We're very proud of you. Your asshole is grinning cheek to cheek. It's so happy for you.
Anycrazy, this is not Tommy Girl's year! He's been replaced by Saint Angelina in a movie, the studio doesn't want him in Mission Impossible 4 and his movie about the Nazis keeps getting pushed back. I just wish it would get pushed off the face of the earth already. Along with Tommy Girl. That wasn't mean of me to say! He's an alien! He can fly to his home planet.
Well, now his longtime partnership with Paula Wagner has come to an end. Paula announced that she is stepping down as co-owner and CEO of United Artists which ends her business sisterhood with Tommy. Paula said, "I'm finally rid of that crazy twat!" No, she really said, "I’ve truly relished working with my longtime partner Tom Cruise to revitalize United Artists, and I am proud of all that we’ve accomplished in the past two years, reinvigorating the brand and developing such a strong slate of films." Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade.
Since everything is falling on Tommy's peanut head, does this mean he's going to have an epic meltdown? I have my hard hat ready, just in case. I've been waiting for this shit. Now if we can only program Katie Holmes to leave Tommy Girl for his arch rival, Xenu.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Tommy-Gurl, Xenu hath turned his face from thee...
Bwahahahahaahaha!
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
UKer, I have to disagree. Granted, the reason I've not managed to sit through the majority of his films is more because I can't stand him than because I think he's a sub par actor, but I do think his acting leaves much to be desired. He really doesn't have any range.
UKer on August 14, 2008 - 12:16pm
A Few Good Men was an awesome movie as well.
I have never ever thought he was hot shit though.
His crazy however, please.
He is lunatic that is too full of himself.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on August 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Him or her?
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Her, but he'll try to take all the credit and announce over and over that it was HIS sperm that impregnated her. Through natural intercourse.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
UKer,
tom cruise couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
Every single part is the same. It's tom cruise playing tom cruise.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Hey, did anyone see him in Tropic Thunder? I'm not a T.C. fan but he was hilarious in that movie.
bashing cruise is so 2007.
It's amusing and satisfying to see the entire world trying to distance itself from the ridiculous twat. He needs a good bitch slap but a cold shoulder in hollyweird is certainly good enough.
So how is he going to explain his magical xenu powers of success suddenly going bad?
Sounds like it's time to get the scientology cattle prod and head for the closet again. Maybe that will cheer him up.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Oh Tom, where's Xenu when you need him?
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
look I'm not just saying this to be controversial, but Tom is a good actor.
One of my favourite movies of all time is jerry maguire, I don't care if it has some really cheesy moments but TG was good in that movie.
the bitch might be crazier than a box of frog but he can act.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Pregnancy announcement in 3....2....1....
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Him or her?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Pregnancy announcement in 3....2....1....
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 14, 2008 - 9:09am.
Will someone PLEASE tell me what the appeal of this lost Munchkin was in the first place?!
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he was kinda cute in Risky Business, but it was all downhill from there.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
"his movie about the Nazis keeps getting pushed back"
That kinda makes me sad...not for this twat, but Eddie is in this flick =(
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My dreams about him usually leave me reaching for a baby wipe and a cigarette, if I ain't being too sublte. -Michael K
bernstar69:
Your so Glib.
Jesus, MK, he's going to have the same look on his face when he exits your apartment with the bloody murder weapon. Glad it's you and not me. When a psycho is moving into your neck of the woods, don't tease.
Looks like Jim Jones in that picture...
Ki Ki Dallas
Does anyone remember him in Cocktail? He was so hot in that, and I can't even reconcile that Tom Cruise with the one we have today. Just sad. And pathetic. Maybe he and oprah can just hang out and count all their money together.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Somebody needs to cut him off at the knees and just get it over with. I'm sick of him. He needs to GO, NOW.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Next, katiebot is caught going gayelle.
GOOD!!!!
He deserves to be served.
Fucker.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Will someone PLEASE tell me what the appeal of this lost Munchkin was in the first place?!
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Submitted by JuneStar on August 15, 2008 - 12:05am.
Oprah get your couch ready!
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Better yet, make it a CONCRETE couch.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Since everything is falling on Tommy's peanut head, does this mean he's going to have an epic meltdown?
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Can we dare to dream?!?! I do! I want Tommy as our new crackie!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oprah get your couch ready!
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Proof that billions can't buy you happiness... much less sanity!!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Uh, his tiny fat fingers are creeping me out already! stuff those into a hole somewhere out of my site, please!!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;