Off The Hook?
Christian Bale may not be charged for allegedly "pushing and shove" his mommy during a fight last month in London. Christian was arrested after some nosy bitches called the cops on him. It was reported that Christian's mommy and sissy were trying to get $200,000 for him and he wasn't having it. He denied that he ever touched them in a meanie way.
The Sun reports that if Christian tells the cops he's guilty, he will get a caution and avoid court. If he doesn't, the cops can still charge him.
A caution? That is so polite! So if he says he's guilty, the cops will just say, "Ah! That's kay love! Just don't do it next time. Would ye fancy some tea now that we've settled that?" Or they might just say, "HA! We tricked the Batman! Off to prison ye go - for life!"
UPDATE: Christian will not face any charges. He's officially off the hook. BLIMEY!
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uhm uhm uhm! C.B. baby! papi hasta patadas voladoras que me quieras dar, yo aguanto TODO por ese pedazo de hombre! coño que HOMBRE!. Divino.
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That poor gorgeous amazing man. How did that come out of what apparently are some trashy methfaces?
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
His mother and sister just wanted a check.
The end.
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Christian is one of the hottest looking homosexuals we have ever seen.
Are there nude photos of Christian?
He reminded them that his favorite role was American Psycho!!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Aunt Bea / iced coffee,
If you have never seen any of his movies, i can understand not getting his appeal. He really is a brilliant actor!! Some of my favorites are Empire of the Sun, Newsies, Little Women, Velvet Goldmine, All the Little Animals, American Psycho, Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, Harsh Times, Batman Begins ...
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Ok. I will admit I have never seen one of his movies...I will give it a try
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
London cops are so genteel. I guess a "caution" just entails some bobby with a stern look wagging his finger in your face.
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OF course this hot bitch isn't going down, he made BANK with Batman. And I really hated his voice during the movie, sounded like a 50 year old tranny hooker who smoked too many Marlboro Reds.
Your face!
Lmao. Nice Scottish accent there MK... For London policemen. <3
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 14, 2008 - 3:59pm.
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I will! :)
They probably got the chance to meet his lush mom and junkie sister, and decided that it would take a deaf saint to put up with those two.
Hell, why is he even "off the hook" when he didn't even commit a crime?!
Ok if we must come up with British slang for this occasion, I wouldn't choose *blimey* MK, it would be *COR! 'es a bitta alright then, what?* accompanied by energetic pelvic thrusts and lip licking. Not that I'd do that. But someone could.
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'"Ah! That's kay love! Just don't do it next time. Would ye fancy some tea now that we've settled that?" Or they might just say, "HA! We tricked the Batman! Off to prison ye go - for life!"'
Being a Brit in the US, I hear bad fake English accents on a pretty regular basis, but I don't think I could be annoyed at MK if he said that to my face. It would only do more to fuel my already futile crush on him.
I finally got around to seeing The Dark Knight last week. Bale was good, but I was somewhat distracted by the mole near his eye. And the gruff bat voice.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
@Clarisse:
Yes! All The Little Animals was a cute movie! Laurel Canyon was a fuckin disaster. I'm really glad is getting more great movie rolls he paid he due. Its a shame the mainstream public can't appreciate a talent like Christian.
Salem13!
I have seen Metroland! Not a bad movie, wasn't one of my favs though (but up there!). (Unlike Laurel Canyon! Ugh)
Have you seen "All The Little Animals"???? Probably my all time favorite Bale movie!
Kizzy!
I'm a Balehead! I waste a lot of quality time getting these pics =)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Hiya doll! Another fantabulous avie, you always have the best pics, I do declare.
Why shouldn't he be off the hook, he didn't do anything wrong! I'm the first one to call an asshole if a man mistreats a woman, but there was no mistreatment on his part.
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@Clarisse:
Have you seen Metroland? Its pretty good and lots of sex scenes ;)
"UPDATE: Christian will not face any charges. He's officially off the hook. BLIMEY!"
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while frisking him, those hot British coppers got one feel of CB's magic wand and were dickmatized on.the.spot.
From what I have read about this matter, it was a case of mutual "combat" with lots of yelling and name-calling but very little physical contact.
It never ceases to amaze how families can fight -- physically and verbally -- over money.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on August 14, 2008 - 12:24pm.
That's a really bad pix of him.
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I like to think that this 'stockbroker' is just Mr. Bale gracing us with this divining cock staff of life....yes, I'll go with that.
yum yuuuuuummm, gimme sum, Mr. Bale
Yowza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Born freeeee!! As free as the wind blowsssssssss...Huh? Oh sorry!
Um...Viva La Bale!!!
Aunt Bea / iced coffee,
If you have never seen any of his movies, i can understand not getting his appeal. He really is a brilliant actor!! Some of my favorites are Empire of the Sun, Newsies, Little Women, Velvet Goldmine, All the Little Animals, American Psycho, Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, Harsh Times, Batman Begins ...
OK. Stalker moment over.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
im so relieved.
life is good.
So if he says he's guilty, the charges will be dropped. Screw that. I'd fight it.
"I know I am in the minority here but I don't see the attraction with this guy."
I didn't see it either, but then he became the Mommy Beater. I read an article today about how the people who are replacing Heath Ledger in that unfinished movie of his (Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Some Fucking Nobody I Can't Remember) are all going to donate their salaries to his darling daughter Matilda. AAAAAWWWWW! Now, that turns some people on. You know what turns me on? The Mommy Beater.
If Christian goes to jail, it's going to bring his hot factor wayyy up in my book. I love thugs!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I know I am in the minority here but I don't see the attraction with this guy.
Clarisse
It's Christian though...shaved head and potato sack would still do it for me...
I second that!!!
LCT,
I'll see what i can do. It's Christian though...shaved head and potato sack would still do it for me...
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I am a Balehead...family can screw with you in the most wicked ways possible. It sounds as if it was just verbal assaulting. Frankly, his mom and sister are lucky it was just that. They are evil bitches.
Yay! Mommy Beater is back!
"Dear Christian Bale:
Stay away from clowns! Your tempestuous mama worked in the circus, which must explain your recent sideshow attraction with her, and Heath Ledger was done up like something out of Insane Clown Posse in The Dark Knight, which disturbingly has become the Heath Show, some people occasionally remembering you're in it too..."
Yep, and TomKat was the sideshow when Batman Begins premiered in '05.
"stick it in christiaaaaaaaaaaan!"
Yeah.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 12:53pm.
LCT!
Finally! I picked them up from the printers two years ago!!!
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Can you make him put in a weave or something for the wedding pictures? He looks way hotter with long hair like your avie.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
LCT!
Finally! I picked them up from the printers two years ago!!!
On topic:
A)clowns are evil
B)it was a verbal spat
C) if i had a webcam, you would be seeing my "O" face right now.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
That was an English accent? Ahem, we haven't said 'ye' since the 1700s.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Yay! Clarisse, you can send out the wedding invites now!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
What a ridiclous farce.
He won't go to prison. He's Batman and the kinds of men who are police are probably his main demographic.
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I agree, there is NEVER any excuse for violence, special towards your own mother.
From what I understand it was verbal assault, not assault as in battery like here in the U.S. Whatever I'm still a Balehead.
Until a history that he is some kind of woman beater comes to light, I'm not going to label him an abuser.
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batterers always have an excuse. there is no excuse for violence. EVER. no worries, Marge...its only a blog site! lololol
LOL MK, that sounds more like Irish to me.
In that CaptionTHis above, Is that Pacey from Dawsons Creek, and a drunk Kiki Dunston that married.. His parents must be proud of her dress.. *stares w/ big eyes* WTF?
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For once I agree with Michael Musto. Never trust a clown.
He's hot. That's really all I have to say regarding the matter.
MK this man has 1,000,000 awesome pics and you pick this one for this post!
Anyways I hope everything works out in his favor, honestly family can bring you down when you least expect it. TDK was his time to finally shine as the great actor he is and this had to tarnish his reputation as a private man.
And yes I'm a Balehead and proud of it too!
Do any of these celebrities have sane families?
Submitted by weenielover on August 14, 2008 - 1:27pm.
hes a celebutard, hes rich, he'll get off. Anyone remember OJ? blech, barf.
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How do you compare a guy who slaughtered his wife and an innocent man and got off on a technicality after a ridiculous show trial to a guy who is basically being blackmailed by his crazy relatives?
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stick it in christiaaaaaaaaaaan!
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