Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
Thanks Sarah
ShareThis
Wedding songs
Couples first dance: Best Part of Me
Father Daughter: A Whole New World
Garter Toss: If You Could See What I See
best Top Three evar, nice job to all!
Congratulations, winners!! Those were great!!
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Congrats to the winners and Snowy, a triumphant return indeedy do!!!! Whoot!
LMAO good ones!
Submitted by Gonnaburn...LOL Ziplock? whoda thunk it?
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by snowpiece on August 15, 2008 - 10:02am
I was scrolling through posts and laughed out loud at your request for pot tupperware. Trolls come in all forms, don't they? Hey though, I hear Ziploc has some state of the art shit for your stash.
sheeps! thanks, kisses!
I feel so happy that I came back to dlisted on such a triumphant note, LOL
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
So I guess he's marrying her breasts. I bet the YMCA dance at the party was quite the hit!
Molly Jones: That was the funniest. Snowpiece: Yes! Welcome back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
"off the rack" was robbed - not even a mention??
I blame the Buckley's!!!
Congrats to you funny sluts! Nice to see you back again, Snowy!
*******************
Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
white? really??
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Congrats winners - funny!!!
Also liked the 'off the rack' post...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Congratulations, you silly ho's! You crack me up!
************
Hi5.
Yay Snowy, you hilarious slut! Congratulations everyone!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
----------------------------------
...and the bride almost wore white ..
Instead of a ring the priest will adorn her with a pearl necklace
Definitely a breast man, what he wouldn't do to motorboat those.
Love that new MTV show, My Sweet Tittied Teen
Spot the fake Kim Kardashian ass
Jamie Lynn was so proud of little Maddie Briann on her big day
You know what's sad, the dress used to fit before bitch got her implants, then she had no money left to get it altered.
If you think the boobs are hanging out wait until you see the other side.
It's a bit nippley... er, I mean nippy out here
Booberella arrives at the ball.
Oh, Daisy. You naughty little muppet!
Introducing the new line of wedding dresses by Jordan.
The REAL pictures of Chestica's wedding to Nick Lachey. Where's Papa Joe you ask? Well, don't look under her dress..
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 14, 2008 - 9:55pm.
With melons like that, you cantelope.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Brilliant, as always.
" But honey I thought you said we were going motorboating on the honeymoon"
Sadly, the groom is also exposing himself
When oh when are they going to give the contestants on Project Runway enough time to finish a dress?
A new DVD 'Brides Gone Wild!'
She Raises her arms and goes WOOOOOOO!!!
Bride inspired by what Cindy Margolis wore to the "Midsummer Night's Dream" party at the Playboy Mansion.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080813/cindy%20margolis%...
At midnight they turn back into pumpkins.
The I-COULDN'T-GIVE-A-SHIT look on the bride's err face says she's Russian or Ukranian.
Why buy the cow when you can get the dress for free?
OR
Are we sure she should be wearing white?!
______________________________________________
"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors
Suffering from a downturn in the economy, the Gentlemen's Club in Breastalova, Ukraine decided to branch out and offer "turn-key" weddings in order to make use of its facilities and costumes during daylight hours.
Gives new meaning to something borrowed on your wedding day....
A day without laughter, is a day wasted....Charlie Chaplin
Ok,I'll go inside and sit down but if Uncle Harry jumps up on table and tries to titty fuck me one more time I'm outta here.
---------------------------------------
Not surprisingly, the groom was also the breast man...
3 children, 2 TV shows, a movie, an album, and a coffee table book later - and Jamie Lynn Spears finally gets married! Congratulations Jamie Lynn!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
We all know what her "something new" is!!!
Seriously...what the fuck was this bitch thinking?
She tries on the dress and stammers "Damn, don't my titties look magnificent? I just need to show them off to all my family, close relatives and friends on such a momentous occasion!"
$10 buck says she got hammered, they fell out and all the groomsmen fucked her giant titties!
Then the groom had sloppy leftovers.....looks like she's already been used tho.....
************************************
So why are we all here again?
Would someone please take Jordan's sewing machine...or sweatshop away from her? The Princess Cockamamie collection isn't getting it!
always devonly
...and you thought MK would never marry a woman.
This is what happens when "White Trash" wins the Lotto!
************************************
So why are we all here again?
Finally... pictures of Shauna Sand's wedding emerge after all!