Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
Thanks Sarah
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in an effort to save money, the wedding and bachelor party were held on the same day.
I now pronounce you man and juggs.
The bride is overflowing with joy on her special day.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
This is what happens when you get computer time in rehab! Online dress shopping! Putting on a corset while drunk is hard!
"The day my titties got married!"
Sorry for the double post! My work computer is all wonky.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
This wedding will be a bust.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
TammySue lamented to herself: "I really wish I hadn't chosen this particular necklace. It kind of makes me look cheap!"
Whist delighted with her sweepstake prize
of Christian Siriano's fierce 'Hermaphrodite' wedding dress,Brittany-Sue sure was glad of the warming vodka.The white leather chaps
make for ice cold buttocks.
That designer wasn't bullshitting when he promised the bride that all eyes would be on her when she wore his latest creation!
The seamstress making the dress said the bride chest measured a DD cup... Being that the bride is blonde... the bride refused and said that a score of an A was better.
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The seamstress making the dress said the bride chest measured a DD cup... Being that the bride is blonde... the bride refused and said that a score of an A was better.
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BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
David's Bridal lives up to its promise of offering quality, fashion-forward and inexpensive bridal gowns off the rack.
Submitted by hiyoag on August 14, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I thought buying a wedding dress "off the rack" meant something else.
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Good one!
"Did somebody tell Cheyal that she forgot the innocent-virginal part of her dress?
They couldn't quite agree on their entrance. She insisted on a hummer, although he wanted to come by motorboat. Get it, sex acts and vehicles. Ha.
A purchase from Shauna Sand's exquisite garage sale.
FABXXX-
I already submitted that exact same caption at 12:52pm!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well look at it this way... you're not losing a son you're gaining a tramp.
Tricia was thrilled she found a dress to hide the shame of her shotgun wedding.
It was my mother's.
Contrary to most of their guest's beliefs, the term "Niptials" on their wedding invitation was NOT a typo.
And we Americans thought OUR Golden Globe Awards were risque.
... and the breast man at the wedding caught the garter, made of dyed dental floss.
nat the bat
Whose Russian Hooker Stripper Wedding is this Anyway
Tricia was determined no one upstage her on her big day.
Katie Price gives two reasons to vote her a prom queen.
Bride: This dress is Chanel.
Guest: OOoohhh, really? How do you know?
Bride: Look here, it says "Coco" right on the label.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.
all you need is a handful
or
as the French say
a champagne glass-ful
[not a champagne flute, however]
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Miss Pamela blissfully feeling nostalgic during her 9th wedding to Tommy.
???say-what???
Suddenly I have a hankerin' for some Moons Over My Hammy.
Scott and Tanya cordially invite you to their nuptials. Reception will be held at ChiChis.
Theme year for this year's prom: "Two Moon Junction."
& wanna throw bets that the groom's pass-times are motorboating and titty-fucking? Just the facts!
Here Come The Boobs...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 12:10pm.
you say "perfect" and I say "udderly bovine"
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eh! you say "bovato" I say "turkado" .... ? yeah, even I don't get that.
anyhey, with the right suppor those look luscious, but I like my pointy perky C's muchly.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 12:10pm.
you say "perfect" and I say "udderly bovine"
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Ugh.. I feel like I forgot something. What could it be? Oh I know... my dignity.
& lemme be real: If MY tits were that perfect, can't say I would not be wearing glittery pasties every other night. Russkie man looks happy!
I can't believe no one has come forward and told us who this is yet. It is killing me! I would love to know the story behind this nightmare of a wedding. Did he get her free with a happy meal or what?
Submitted by hiyoag on August 14, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I thought buying a wedding dress "off the rack" meant something else.
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It's a total hands-down for us here at work: WINNER!
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
Something Borrowed-check
Something Blue-check
Something New-DD check
???say-what???
And the dress said, "I don't"
Why you should buy your dress after you have your wedding gift implants installed.
I have a feeling LC won't be asked to design any more Emmy gowns.
btw, great link down below on Russian wedding protocol -- like the whole waiting period thing for waiting applications -- although one month is cool, should have stayed 3 months like the old Soviet way -- we could use that over here.
2 Words:
Pure Elegance.
Is she wearing Lucite Heels underneath that? Because she looks like she's floating on a cloud of sheer heavenly elegance...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
She's smuggling the flower girl and ring bearer into her classy reception held at Scores.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Thats just wrong
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