Afternoon Crumbs

Chuy is way too good for Ceiling Eyes - Hollywood Tuna

Selma Blair is looking classy - Popsugar

Joe Jonas is a cop - This is someone's gay fantasy - Just Jared

GAY! The U.S. male gymnastics team show off their medals and muscles - Towleroad

Parasite Hilton lets everyone know that she's still a skank - Egotastic!

Rhys Ifans and Kimbo Stewart are still going at it - Hollywood Rag

Celebrity titty jobs gawhore - Cityrag

Squinty Zellweger, where have you been? - Lainey Gossip

Who's gayer? Mischa's dog or her boyfriend? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Clooney is not texting Obama - Mollygood

Ashley Jizzzdale is a moron - I'm Not Obsessed

Miley Cyrus has a new boyfriend - ICYDK

Vadge is not adopting a new baby from Africa - Celebitchy

Cindy Margolis is such a classic beauty - IDLYITW