It's Worse Than Awful
I interrupt your regularly scheduled program of bitching and moaning to.....well...to bitch and moan some more. I've been trying to fight off this horror show of a cold for a few days now. My sister told me to get this shit called Buckley's. She promised me that it works miracles. Well, the bitch must really despise me, because this shit is the ugliest thing I've ever put in my mouth. And that's saying a lot.
I figured Buckley's would taste like every other cough syrup. You know, they all taste like a delicious Lifesaver dipped in formaldehyde. Buckley's is nothing like that. I can't explain it. It's seriously Satan's sperm. That's probably the secret ingredient.
Whenever I swallow it, my nipples clench. Not only does it taste like sex club ass, but it's not pretty on the eyes either. It sort of looks like yellow jizz. It's like when a dude has to cum and piss at the same time, and it both comes out. Yeah, that's what it looks like.
I've been taking it the past couple of days and still hasn't fixed shit! The only thing it's done is improve my gagging reflex slightly. Hmmm....that's not such a bad thing.
Okay, rant over. And now I'm off to gag on some Buckley's.
A miniature of Paul Masson and Nyquil. Get in bed and wrap yourself like a mummy. Yes, agreed, you will have weird dreams and you'll sweat like a pig.
I do not recommend this for heavy drinkers because I don't know the effects.
Congestion - hold your nose and drink a cup of white vineger. It works in minutes.
But that's just me.
Now I want to buy it just to see how awful it is. I'm really immature like that.
Submitted by F- Listed on August 15, 2008 - 8:36am.
Sorry- Saw that featured in Six Feet Under and it freaks me the hell out! You pour water up your nose, right? Nasal douche. It's that whole water can drown you thing... Glad you've been well though.
MK so sorry about the cold. I will give you one hint...neti pot. I have been using a neti pot to irrigate my sinuses at least 4 times a week and I have not had any cold or flu or any sinus problems. I have been doing this for 9 months now and swear by it!!
I was rolling on my side from laughing at this shit. MK, I hope you get to feeling better, but I love that fact that even though your poor self feels like shit, you still make me laugh my ass off. Feel better.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I can pinpoint how it tastes. You know vick's vapo rub? Melt that down into a liquid, drink it, and bam, that's what buckley's tastes like.
Submitted by . on August 14, 2008 - 10:46pm
Nighty-night doll, take care xoxo
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn MK is always sick! How does this bitch constantly get sick? I haven't been sick in 7 years. But I'm a germaphobe so maybe that's what keeps me from catching stuff.
MK, build up your strength. Do what you gotta do but take good care of yourself. Only one life to live.
Love ya.
-And I'm gone for the evening. Peace to all and to all a good night.
Healings (((HUGS, MK))),
Me
Man, this place shut down early tonight...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
get well soon, homie!
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think of the chilfren!
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MK, thats the Nastyest Taste Ever!!!
I was in Canada when I got the worst cough and the dude in the pharmacy recommended it... Bastard he never told me it tasted like shit!
But It worked though... If you have a bad cough, drink tequila with lime, and you will feel much more better!
Submitted by MollyJones on August 14, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Does it at least get you high??
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Not even - and *I* think it tastes like this:
Submitted by snuffy on August 14, 2008 - 1:52pm.
I say PineSol + Dettol + dirt
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Dea on August 14, 2008 - 7:23pm.
call me naïve, but it´s really weird for me seeing that people actually take drugs. and they don´t mind saying it.
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Aw! That's cute!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by haris pilton on August 14, 2008 - 9:27pm.
"Submitted by mike on August 14, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I've never even heard of this stuff. Is it a regional thing?"
Wow.. are you joking?
Nope. I'm in Raleigh, NC. It may very well be available here, though, and I just haven't seen it. I haven't had a bad cold in years, so I don't really hang out in the OTC drug aisles.
"Submitted by mike on August 14, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I've never even heard of this stuff. Is it a regional thing?"
Wow.. are you joking?
Submitted by Dea on August 14, 2008 - 7:23pm.
call me naïve, but it´s really weird for me seeing that people actually take drugs. and they don´t mind saying it.
How about I call you very naïve? :)
Submitted by Dea on August 14, 2008 - 7:23pm
Aspirin is a drug, alavert is a drug, we all do drugs, just some of us have more of a variety in our medicine cabinets than others :D
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Pardon my schadenfreude, that was funny.
call me naïve, but it´s really weird for me seeing that people actually take drugs. and they don´t mind saying it.
**whatever**
I find the gag reflex important while taking drugs. So many of them make me want to retch, except acid and pot for some odd reason.
Your face!
It tastes like crap...but it frikken works...I didn't believe it...but it does.....
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Why be difficult when taking Buckleys helps you be professionally impossible! IT WORKS!
Khandi on August 14, 2008 - 5:45pm.
No problem kradcofan. My family and I swear by that home remedy 'cept if you're preggers.
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I am glad to hear somebody else knows about the 'torture but effective' remedy :)
Again, thanks for the heads up about the preggers info.
it's made in canada, yeah. and the vile stuff actually works!! clears your chest and sinuses all in one go.
my sure shot method of swallowing buckleys:
1. pour it on a teaspoon
2. pinch your nose closed.
3. cringe and swallow
4. don't let your tongue touch the roof of your mouth for at least 30 seconds.
Oh Michael K! All ya gotta do is take a break from giving us all our Vitamin D-Listed and get outside in the sun and get you some Vitamin D! Take better care of yourself! We need you! And BTW, I swear by Cola syrup for nausea, if that's what's ailing ya!
It's made in Canada, been using it for years. It tastes like I imagine Drano would. It fairly scares the flu outta you, those germs run like hell....for me anyway. Hope you feel better soon.
Never heard of it and I'm in NYC... weird.
Mike, I was wondering the same thing, never heard of it, I'm in FL.
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Dick happens! - MK
I was just on their website, they make a kids formula too.
MK, did your sis tell you this comes in caplets?
The site says it tastes bad, you know the shit is nasty tasting when the people that make it admit it!
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Dick happens! - MK
I've never even heard of this stuff. Is it a regional thing?
I bought this stuff and opened it once I got home and decided I would rather be on my deathbed.
Absorbine Jr. is about the same.
MK....you dork. No wonder you are gaggin'! You aren't supposed to deep throat the BOTTLE, fool! Put the bottle down!
Seriously, go get your sick ass a steaming bowl of Vietnamese beef noodle soup called pho. It is the perfect cure. Trust.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
MK, feel better my love! XOXOXOXO
*giving you a reach-around*
No problem kradcofan. My family and I swear by that home remedy 'cept if you're preggers.
Buckley's is the best....it really works. If you don't have your inhaler, use Buckley's.
It does taste like shit. I like to watch my brothers' face when they take it.
Khandi on August 14, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Kdracofan, your mom knows the good shit (you Latino?). That stuff works but do not take it if you are knocked up and want to keep the baby. That's abortion in a cup!
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No way! holy kaka pupu! that's scary but good to know Khandi (thanks). Yeah hun I am Latina.
Well, Michael, last week I had to take this liquid potassium medicine because my potassium levels were too low after being sick, and all I could think when I was taking it every day was "Holy fuck, I didn't think there was anything on this earth that tasted worse than Buckley's"....but that shit did.
Blech.
Kdracofan, your mom knows the good shit (you Latino?). That stuff works but do not take it if you are knocked up and want to keep the baby. That's abortion in a cup!
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... the Madden brother who is intent of effin' Paris Hilton despite how HIV+ that experience can be - Drunken Stepfather.
MKKKKK, DEEEEAAAARRRR!!! here, in brazil, we prepare GARLIC TEA WITH LEMON. put sugar in it, and that´s it. it works wonders!
**whatever**
Submitted by Dixie Levi Glick on August 15, 2008 - 3:22am.
Hello friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
Are you tired, run - down, listless?
Do you poo at parties?
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OMG, I DO! I POO AT PARTIES ALL THE TIME
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Oh MK, see what happens when you say your sister has hairy nipples!
LOL!
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Dick happens! - MK
OMG! I got a cold too... Did we hook up? hahaha
Hello friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
Are you tired, run - down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?
The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. VITAMEATAVEGAMIN.
Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins, Meat, Vegetables, and Minerals.
Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmm.... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy!
So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!
Thats Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
That shit is NASTY! It tastes like vicks vapor rub. It works though. I have to hold my nose for like 5 minutes after I swallow that crap. YUCK.
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Evil Dead Rocks.
MK haven't you seen the commercials? (Or are they only shown in Canada?) The whole marketing campaign is built on how horrible it tastes - meaning it's no nonsense and will kick your cold's ass. Apparently.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
MK, even on your worst day, you make me laugh. Pucker up, feel better soon. :)
This is good Canadian shit, man. That's why it tastes like pine forests! Take it from a Canadian who knows.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 14, 2008 - 1:35pm
I laughed and laughed reading your post... my mom used to do the ear thing with warm cod liver oil; my grandma said it fixed EVERYTHING (the shit is just so nasty you didn't dare complain or you'd get more)
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
My dad SWORE by 666 Cold Medicine. Those nasty little brown pills were a powerful laxative that caused your stomach to hurt so bad that your toes would curl. I think the power of this medicine was that your stomach and ass hurt so much that you pretty well forgot about your cold.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Feel better, MK. Nothing strengthens your gag reflex like death in a bottle!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron