Thursday, August 14th 2008
What Is Katie Wearing Today?
Welcome back to The Katie Holmes Denim Watch '08! Although, Katie isn't wearing denim today. She's wearing what I call a "going to do laundry" outfit. It's also the only outfit you'd find hanging in HoHan's closet. It's pretty effin sad that I have no idea what I wore yesterday, but I know what this ho wore. I swear. I need a new hobby.
And when is this sad robot going to cheer up already! Being married to a crazy closet case and worshiping aliens isn't that bad! Okay, maybe it is.
She needs to go into the shop for repairs - her leg isn't screwed on right.
You know what she needs, is a camera blinding laser... The celebs could all wear them like caps for 360 degree protection.
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
I just cant figure out how the f.. does she manage to look so old. It doesn't seem like she's had all that fun with drugs and parties like Brit Brit...She looks about 8 years older than she is, and she's got so much money that she should be looking 15. Plus, she is always sad. Gosh, cant stand those rich bitches always playing miserable..
I love how you called it the laundry outfit instead of "I'm-having-another-baby-bitches" outfit.
Bitches is dumb!
She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionaire personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
If you're going to dress that badly anyway, why not just wear a Bruins jersey and a pair of jeans? That's high fashion right there.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Gonnaburn:
So I am learning!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I wonder if Flexitol heel balm would work as well on anal fissures as it works on cracked heels.
Discuss.
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I dunno, but I'm definitely gonna try it on my heels!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 7:56pm.
It's only a relief if you brought the Tucks.
Whew! I thought : 242 posts? Loonies, fighting and all manner of insanity, I'm sure! But it's just anal fissure. That's a relief. Carry on.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
those are 600 dollar flats
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Ugh I prefer the jeans look, this is just plain sloppy. What in the world is happening to her foot? IT twisted to the side completely! The Kate-boot needs a readjustment STAT! Ahhh, is that a slight bloat I detect?
Your face!
Katie, please go home and try again.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I missed my "fug jeans of the day" fix! I want my money back!
Apparently Katie went to work in her pajamas today.
Women with short, stump legs should never wear ballerinas.
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What the fuck is this bitch trying to attempt? Get photographed by the paparazzi every single day so they can make a calendar? Cunt!
She's looking very 'Gumby' today.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 14, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Samoas are the greatest. I prefer my chocolate straight, no mint or fruit mixers, so I will be sure to swipe and freeze all the Thin Mints I can just for you. I'm a giver that way....ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
sorry you are sick... feel better pudding pop! please get over your Katie obsession... its not worth it...
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 5:52pm
Can't beat Thin Mints pulled directly from the freezer!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 14, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Glad to have you on board!! I think we're going to go storm a castle or two soon, so be sure to stock up on snacks. I'll procure the GirlScout cookies heh heh heh **rubbing hands together** Samoas, Tagalongs, the shortbreads, what's your fave?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Bless your sainted soul, saving me from the stretch.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
She needs to give the ol' hip screw another turn cause her robotic leg is trying to get away from the rest of her.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 14, 2008 - 5:12pm.
FLEET -
Oh they damn sure do have one hell of a sense of humor. You FLEETingly think you might make it out of the bathroom, you FLEETingly think you can make plans for later in the day, and you FLEETingly think your asshole will be the same afterwards, ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
sock me sideways!! Ha! loves it.
So yeah...i just want to say that i fucking hate it when girls wear super large t-shirts as dresses...BAD BAD BAD KATIEBOT!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
SMEGMA
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by Stoney on August 14, 2008 - 5:09pm.
On the positive side, you probably lost a couple pounds
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FOR REALS!!! More than just a couple.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Question from "Yahoo Answers."
wonder if that person was with Wonky recently.....
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 5:32pm.
No dot (hi!)...Katie just really really needs to take a poop!
Hi back, Nova. So Katie just needs to take a big poo? Well, sock me sideways! Either that or barley water bloat? Maybe she just needs to lie on her side in the emergency room and rip a big ol fart. That always works for me when I have my bloated, farty panic attacks! :D
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 14, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Not proud, jealous.
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Yup.....you're right. She would be poop brown with envy!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Not proud, jealous.
@Mrs. K-
Sounds like Paris struck again!
No dot (hi!)...Katie just really really needs to take a poop!
Its a brown poop baby....Jessica MiserAlba would be so proud!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Question from "Yahoo Answers."
I have a bunch or red little bumps in the skin of my penis (unsircumsized) they don't itch or hurt what is it?
plz help because im scared.
Sounds like herpes or a really bad smegma yeast infection. Eww. I just grossed myself out thinking about that.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Question from "Yahoo Answers."
I have a bunch or red little bumps in the skin of my penis (unsircumsized) they don't itch or hurt what is it?
plz help because im scared.
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I'm scared too.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 5:27pm.
They start out by thinking, "I'll make good money and be able to help people too." And by the fifth person moaning about excruciating pain, needing some "real" pain meds, they are like, "Now I'm gonna stretch that asshole, 'n it'l hurt too."
I am sure that there is some existential metaphor in there somewhere too, but hey, I gots chicken on the stovetop.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Thanks for watching my ass.
Question from "Yahoo Answers."
I have a bunch or red little bumps in the skin of my penis (unsircumsized) they don't itch or hurt what is it?
plz help because im scared.
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megalomania [megələˈmeiniə] noun
the idea, usually false, that one is great or powerful, combined with a passion for more greatness or power
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 14, 2008 - 5:18pm.
LCT, stretching the rectum opens up the fissure and then it heals, apparently. NAST.
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Ok, so given this information, WHY would anyone WANT to be a doctor? Seriously?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
There she goes again with that weird, twisted up walk and I spot a baby bump. Hmm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 14, 2008 - 4:18pm.
LCT, stretching the rectum opens up the fissure and then it heals, apparently. NAST.
Please refrain from discussing my medical history in a public forum. kthxbye.
digital anal stretch?????
*grabs LCT, Mrs K., Kizz and Gonnaburn*
*runs backwards the hell away from anal stretching!*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I wonder if Flexitol heel balm would work as well on anal fissures as it works on cracked heels.
Discuss.
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megalomania [megələˈmeiniə] noun
the idea, usually false, that one is great or powerful, combined with a passion for more greatness or power
Sandbitch, LCT, Kizzy- "Digital" was inspired, really. You are soooo out of my league. Maybe I could tag along someday and be the designated driver.
LCT, stretching the rectum opens up the fissure and then it heals, apparently. NAST.
Submitted by lizardo911 on August 14, 2008 - 2:17pm.
She's so cute.
I hate the shoes though.
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I abhor shoes of color.
Is that wrong?
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megalomania [megələˈmeiniə] noun
the idea, usually false, that one is great or powerful, combined with a passion for more greatness or power
This bitch is lucky because she was one spliced gene from growing a pair of cankles
She's so cute.
I hate the shoes though.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 14, 2008 - 5:09pm.
And by digital, I mean FINGERS. One, two, three, RIIIIIP.
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I think I just gave myself hemmerhoids from puckering so hard.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
FLEET - SAME! Fucking fleet alright. Make fleet to the nearest fucking bathroom. Whoever makes that stuff has a sense of humour.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 14, 2008 - 5:07pm.
LCT - I work for a bowel surgeon - if you get an anal fissure, I'll book you for a digital anal stretch, under anaesthetic.
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ANAL STRETCH? What in the shitfuck is an anal stretch and why would you want one if you have a fissure?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
On the positive side, you probably lost a couple pounds...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"