Thursday, August 14th 2008

What Is Katie Wearing Today?

Welcome back to The Katie Holmes Denim Watch '08! Although, Katie isn't wearing denim today. She's wearing what I call a "going to do laundry" outfit. It's also the only outfit you'd find hanging in HoHan's closet. It's pretty effin sad that I have no idea what I wore yesterday, but I know what this ho wore. I swear. I need a new hobby.

And when is this sad robot going to cheer up already! Being married to a crazy closet case and worshiping aliens isn't that bad! Okay, maybe it is.

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:07pm.

*wets self*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

*falls off chair*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Will always love pooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

KittenKatinCanada's picture

Instead of wearing "boyfriend jeans" today, she grabbed something else from the back of Tommy Girl's closet. That purple thing is his favourite dress . . . he probably pairs it with black kitten heels.

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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)

NovaNightly's picture

poo parmigiana!!!!!! sounds good with some garlic bread maybe...lol

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 3:51pm.

YMAtT!
Carrottopalina started it!!! DID TOO!!!
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DID NOT! LIE PERSON!

TACO MOM TIMES, SHE'S TELLING ON ME!

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What is this? Romper Room? Hit each other in the head with a Nerf ball and call a truce!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Personally I like to add breadcrumbs to my poo, an egg, some barbeque sauce and onion powder, form them into little burger shapes and grill 'em up. Mmmm mmm, summertime treat.

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

oklahoma's picture

I TAKE Big Poo's and I can NOT Lie,
You other brothers, can't De-ny..
When a girl walks in w/ a itty bitty waste,
w/ a round poo in your face,
you get Sprung!!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Stoney's picture

grilled poo, poo ala mode, poo 'n' beans, poo burrito, poo soup, poo ala carte...

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 4:04pm.

OMG LCT and AJP I am covering the reception desk right now and the tears are running down my face!!!!POOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIMES!
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I wish I was kidding, but all this talk about poo is seriously making me have to poo.

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

Submitted by Stoney on August 14, 2008 - 4:04pm.

now those girls love them some doo doo!

OH ME SO HAWNY FAR DOO DOO!

Oh OH!

ME SO HAWWWWWWWWWNY!

Snow piece dont cry! HA HA HA HA!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Snowy, I stuff my poo with camembert cheese!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:02pm

hahahahahaha....

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 3:56pm.

There's roasted poo, fried poo, baked poo, poo scampi, poo cocktail, stuffed poo, barbecued poo, poo parmigiana, poo sandwich....
That's....that's 'bout it.
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA POO SANDWICH! BARBEQUED POO! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH POO COCKTAIL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

Stoney's picture

I have heard enough stories about the two girls one cup video. I have chosen to pass on watching that, er, shit.

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

snowpiece's picture

double posts make me want to poo
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 3:51pm.

YMAtT!
Carrottopalina started it!!! DID TOO!!!
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DID NOT! LIE PERSON!

TACO MOM TIMES, SHE'S TELLING ON ME!

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

snowpiece's picture

OMG LCT and AJP I am covering the reception desk right now and the tears are running down my face!!!!POOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIMES!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

Submitted by Stoney on August 14, 2008 - 4:00pm.
I am at a loss as to why the subject of shit is so poopular with you sluts.

WHAT? you didnt see our video on the internet?
Several women, a few gay guys and one cup?

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Knock knock
Who's there?
Runeep!
Runeep Who?

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 4:00pm.

HA HA HA!!!!!
that is some hilarious fuckery right there!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

snowpiece's picture

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 15, 2008 - 2:59am.
all the poo talk is making me hungry!

ewwwwww, no you didn't!!!! LMAO

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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Stoney's picture

I am at a loss as to why the subject of shit is so poopular with you sluts.

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 3:56pm

teriyaki poo, corn poo, coconut poo, poo pasta, tofu poo...

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

all the poo talk is NUTTY!

get it?

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

snowpiece's picture

Your Mom: LMAO stuffed poooooooo! what is it stuffed with? I like my poo with a little corn in it, personally!!!!!!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

There's roasted poo, fried poo, baked poo, poo scampi, poo cocktail, stuffed poo, barbecued poo, poo parmigiana, poo sandwich....
That's....that's 'bout it.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

oh shit!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

NovaNightly's picture

Oh dear....I'm all pooped out!!!

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

NovaNightly's picture

Seriously...i swear that when we see baby bumps on these hollyweirdos its probably just that they really need to go POOP. ya think?

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Clarisse's picture

YMAtT!
Carrottopalina started it!!! DID TOO!!!

POOdle
POOr Katie
Winnie the POOh

Laalalalalala...

As I sat on the pooper,
I gave birth to a new state trooper!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

NovaNightly's picture

I just ate a veggie pita and some chili...so the poop will be a flowing later on. ;P

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

OXA's picture

wonderful game for those with too much time or turds on their hands.
http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

snowpiece's picture

NovaNightly : OMG me too, I have my poos regulated so I never have to poo at work.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

NovaNightly's picture

WHAT? too much information???

lmao

Shampoop.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

snowpiece's picture

knock knock
whose there?
Poo
Poo who?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha that's the whole joke.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Minch needs to go poo.

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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

NovaNightly's picture

I go POOP everyday on schedule!! 6:30am and about 3pm. ;P

Hey....speaking of poop...Katie looks like she needs to get a load out.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

POOl

ShamPOO

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 2:44pm.
NovaNightly : personally "POO" cracks me up even more. :)
Did you go poo? LMAO

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"Poopie" is always good for a laugh, too.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

NovaNightly's picture

POO POO PLATTER!!

If your ass is a chinese restaurant...I'll have the POO POO PLATTER!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

lol.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Clarisse, you're on a poo tirade? lol

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

snowpiece's picture

NovaNightly : personally "POO" cracks me up even more. :)
Did you go poo? LMAO
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper

NovaNightly's picture

Yeahhhhhhhhh

Poop is brown
Poop is good
Poop can make your butthole feel good!

(Unless its rocky road poop...that stuff can tear! OUCHIE!)

:P

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

OXA's picture

"Robo Blob" her new line of maternity wear.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Love the pooptalk!!

Just hearing someone say POOP can make me laugh for hours. No kidding...i have a tape of when i was a kid and my brother and cousin and i kept saying poop and laughing our arses off.

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When I was little and my parents would take me to a Chinese restaurant I would always giggle and order the PuPu Platter.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

She looks stupid, she's incredibly awkward, ughhhhhhhhhhhh I can't stand her.

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
No worries! My butthole is always tight! Stay away from by poophole!!!!!

Nova,
Pooooop Poooop Pooop!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 3:39pm.

Hey, who's talkin' turds up in here?
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It's Clarisse. Not me.

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:29pm.

LMAO @ LCT,, Turds can be your friend if you just give them a chance..
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I know, but if you become too good of friends, they overstay their welcome and they get all backed up and invite THEIR friends and you end up needing a little help to get them to leave.

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I got attitude in my horse pills!

NovaNightly's picture

Love the pooptalk!!

Just hearing someone say POOP can make me laugh for hours. No kidding...i have a tape of when i was a kid and my brother and cousin and i kept saying poop and laughing our arses off.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.