Thursday, August 14th 2008
What Is Katie Wearing Today?
Welcome back to The Katie Holmes Denim Watch '08! Although, Katie isn't wearing denim today. She's wearing what I call a "going to do laundry" outfit. It's also the only outfit you'd find hanging in HoHan's closet. It's pretty effin sad that I have no idea what I wore yesterday, but I know what this ho wore. I swear. I need a new hobby.
And when is this sad robot going to cheer up already! Being married to a crazy closet case and worshiping aliens isn't that bad! Okay, maybe it is.
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Hey, who's talkin' turds up in here?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 3:29pm.
LCT!!!!
Oh my fucking god! You are too much!!! I just spewed Diet Coke!!
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Watch out! Your turds might be coming to see what all the commotion is about too! Keep your butthole tight!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 14, 2008 - 3:28pm.
ITS HER NEW... SCIENTOLO GEAR... "GOWN"
HTTP://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
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Ummmmmm........................
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
LMAO @ LCT,, Turds can be your friend if you just give them a chance..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
"I cry to help the turds out, not 'cause I'm sad. I cry and they come to find out what's wrong. Then I FLUSH 'em. Ha ha haaaa. Suckers."
LCT!!!!
Oh my fucking god! You are too much!!! I just spewed Diet Coke!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
ITS HER NEW... SCIENTOLO GEAR... "GOWN"
HTTP://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
What an elegant pose; especially her feet!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I shut my bathroom door, and sit behind the door in the corner and cry. That way no one can come in. We have a lot in common as far as bathroom crying goes!!! lol
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I cry to help the turds out, not 'cause I'm sad. I cry and they come to find out what's wrong. Then I FLUSH 'em. Ha ha haaaa. Suckers.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Pers on August 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Don't forget the barley water, xenu vitamins, crying while on the toilet (Tommy lets her close the door if she's been behaving...)
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Don't tell me you can only cry on the toilet if you're a robot... that's the only way I can make it through the day!
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I shut my bathroom door, and sit behind the door in the corner and cry. That way no one can come in. We have a lot in common as far as bathroom crying goes!!! lol
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Pers on August 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Don't forget the barley water, xenu vitamins, crying while on the toilet (Tommy lets her close the door if she's been behaving...)
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Don't tell me you can only cry on the toilet if you're a robot... that's the only way I can make it through the day!
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LOL, don't worry LCT, for katEbot3000 crying is the way she lubricates the little animatronic motors that make her face move and look so lifelike.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Did we sleep through the alarm today?
I wonder if daddy is at home smothering Suri's screams with condoms of barley milk.
Submitted by Pers on August 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Don't forget the barley water, xenu vitamins, crying while on the toilet (Tommy lets her close the door if she's been behaving...)
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Don't tell me you can only cry on the toilet if you're a robot... that's the only way I can make it through the day!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
AJP ok that made me REALLY actually LOL! SPWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so true
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
im dating a guy that live up there now and i went shopping for us and i came back and made a FULL MEAL with ONLY food that has previously been discontinued or had a faded box on from sitting on the damn shelf for years!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Pers on August 14, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Since MK has obviously fallen into a mucous filled hell, I wonder what fellow Dlisted skanks would say happens in "A Day in the Life of Katie".
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Intense re-programing, axel greasing and telling Tommy Girl how pretty he looks in those La Vie En Rose panties.
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Don't forget the barley water, xenu vitamins, crying while on the toilet (Tommy lets her close the door if she's been behaving...)
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
AJP: CTOWN! OMG LMAO I used to live in the boogie down too, beyotch! They always get the good shit up there!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by Pers on August 14, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Since MK has obviously fallen into a mucous filled hell, I wonder what fellow Dlisted skanks would say happens in "A Day in the Life of Katie".
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Intense re-programing, axel greasing and telling Tommy Girl how pretty he looks in those La Vie En Rose panties.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 3:05pm.
I got it a C-town!!!!!!!!
BRONX BITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Since MK has obviously fallen into a mucous filled hell, I wonder what fellow Dlisted skanks would say happens in "A Day in the Life of Katie".
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.
my nonna says when a woman is over 50 you always have a little bump action. its nature
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That could probably explain why hers is so prominent then eh? She's well into her 60s now..
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
AJP: Tab? I hate you, where did you get it? you are in NYC right? I need a TAB.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Damn ho i just spit TAB all over myself and i have a date later too! ha ha ha!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
AJP: MAO wooo hoo remember when we played Monopoly and you got the racing car stuck in your bunghole?
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:02pm
my nonna says when a woman is over 50 you always have a little bump action. its nature
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I haven't read through any of the comments yet but what's the scoop with her bump?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by Stoney on August 14, 2008 - 11:48am.
Her cankle situation is nearing the red zone!
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yet she LOVES to accentuate them!
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Shutes and ladders is the shit now!
But how much to you love Clue? It never gets old to me! Ive done Col. Musturd in the back room with my candle stick a million times! HE LOVES IT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Angelina Jolie-Pitt,
Nekkid Twister?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Look I was HUNGRY! its not cheating if you EAT the little gingerbread bitch! he was asking for it looking all tastey! ha!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
she looks more like grimace than barney
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Jolie-Pitt- Not Candy land, Shutes and Ladders! I love that game! I should have mine laminated because it's falling apart.
AJP: no because you always cheat!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
damn im bored! anyone want to play candyland with me?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh, and by the way, it's AUGUST. Long sleeved jersey in dark colors in August is a sign of hating your life.
MK! did the fucking Buckleys kill you?!?!?!? we have run out of shit to talk about Katiebot's outfit of the day!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Yeah...umm, I gotta agree with whoever said she's got her monthly gift or is preggers. I vote for monthly. She's got that uncomfortable, covered-up look going and the stance to go with it that says "I'm not feeling so great and am just delusional enough to think that a oversized jersey outfit will cover me up".
Who knows, maybe she gained half an ounce and TG put her on probation.
why is this dumb hooker so upset shes being photographed???
IT IS IN THE CONTRACT!
Should have read it first you lousy baby selling fuck nut!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15, 2008 - 1:43am.
What in purple hell is this??
LOL she's like Barney
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I personally think she's channeling her inner Prince.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
she might have got away with this one if she knew how to WALK, how hard is a straight line??? and how big are her feet?? 14s?
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I'm wearing almost that same exact thing today.
Shit...
But in my defense, I own more than Ho leggings and long shirts. I also own leggings with built in kneepads for sluttery on the go.
I am officially frightened for Katie Holmes. The transformation from beautiful, wholesome girl- next-door to utter trainwreck is complete.
FatMartha- Did you eat chinese? I swear, those commi's lace that stuff with something to make some killer gas. I thought it was from my meds, but I haven't had it in a couple days, so the effects must have worn off. I had it so bad, I couldn't even stand up straight and had to lay in bed until it finally made it's way out.
Her cankle situation is nearing the red zone!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 14, 2008 - 2:39pm.
These flats look dangerous. I remember my ballet slippers. Anything sharp on the floor and you were in for it.
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Ugh, so true!
I was thinking that Chinese slippers would look perfect with that outfit:
http://i30.twenga.com/3/tp/42/30/137034230.png
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
my nonna is hotter then this bitch!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15, 2008 - 1:43am.
What in purple hell is this??
LOL she's like Barney
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Her legs are freaking huge. And is that green nail polish??
GUH-ROSS
What in purple hell is this??
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
*wafts her fumes in snowpiece's direction*
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