Thursday, August 14th 2008
What Is Katie Wearing Today?
Welcome back to The Katie Holmes Denim Watch '08! Although, Katie isn't wearing denim today. She's wearing what I call a "going to do laundry" outfit. It's also the only outfit you'd find hanging in HoHan's closet. It's pretty effin sad that I have no idea what I wore yesterday, but I know what this ho wore. I swear. I need a new hobby.
And when is this sad robot going to cheer up already! Being married to a crazy closet case and worshiping aliens isn't that bad! Okay, maybe it is.
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Speaking of smells, I hate how NYC starts to smell like Pamesan cheese in the summer, it does today......
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
These flats look dangerous. I remember my ballet slippers. Anything sharp on the floor and you were in for it.
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I really like my job because I am in a row of cubes all by myself... there's no one within 20 feet of me. That's a good thing because right now I have really bad gas and no one will ever know but me because they can't hear/smell it!
I know you all wanted to know that, which is why I shared. You're welcome.
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Hi5.
What the heck is wrong with her. I am gonna start calling her Grandma Holmes because she looks to have aged about 20 years. I guess being with crazytom will do that to you.
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What's with all the singing in here? I'm trying to concentrate! Lay off the Buckley's!
The bump (pillow?) watch progresses. I think maybe she's preggars because she looks like she feels like crap. Or, like someone else said, she's going through her monthly blessing.
Wonky leg!
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She's like one part Wino, the flats.
One part Lohan, the leggings.
And a whole bunch of spare Xenu lab parts.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
she loos bad, from her hair, outfit and legs
PS: A few days ago I use to like her hair now I hate it
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Mu Mu Land
Mu Mu Land
All bound for Mu Mu Land
They're Justified, and they're Ancient,
And they drive an ice cream van.
(just roll it from the top)
They're Justified and they're Ancient,
With still no master plan.
(to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now)
The last train left an hour ago,
They were singing "All aboard"
All bound for Mu Mu Land,
Then someone starting screaming "Turn up the Strobe"
(bring the beat back)
For Kate I guess it should be Xenu Land?
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Lohan leggings, Winehouse slippers, Tommy Girl's sweater ... but no charisma.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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*raises hand*
Um, MK, I know you're sick, so don't take this personally, but i don't give a flying giraffe penis what Katie wears.
Feel better!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
sloppy
what's going on with her leg? i thought only eastern european weightlifters are capable of those kind of limb manoeuvres.
Somehow the crazy in this thread intensified by a thousand in the 10 minutes I was actually working.
Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
WHEN THE MOOOOOOOOON IS IN THE SEVENTH HOOOOUSE
AND JUPITERRRRR ALINES WITH MAAAAAARSSS
THEN PEEEEEACE WITH GUIDE THE PLAAANETSSS
AND LOOOOOOOVE... WILL STEER THE STARS!
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Hi5.
She totally IS a robot...how in the hell does she get so many damn haircuts. Super robotic fast growing hair...THATS HOW!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Ouch...the way her feet are in that main pic!! Makes my knees hurt just looking at her.
I kinda like her little purple shiny flats.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
*spinning around as Steve Carell in the 40 Year Old Virgin dance*
Harmony and understanding!
Sympathy and trust aboooooooooooooooounding...
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by aquarius on August 14, 2008 - 2:14pm.
^^^^^^^^
this is the DAWNing of the AGE of AQUAAARIUS!
the AGE of AQUA-REEE-US!
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LOL! She makes me do that too.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
AAAAAAQUAAA-REEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*headmeetkeyboard* zzzzzz...thump.
Submitted by aquarius on August 14, 2008 - 2:14pm.
^^^^^^^^
this is the DAWNing of the AGE of AQUAAARIUS!
the AGE of AQUA-REEE-US!
Who give an infected dick? HA HA HA HA HA Thats brillz!
LMFAO at the responses on this!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
She is starting to give off the same 'crazy' vibe as Tommy Girl. Run katEbot Run!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
LOL @ Leatherette
Submitted by jim on August 14, 2008 - 2:05pm.
BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE CHOPPED THE BANGS AGAIN, KEEP CUTTING THE HAIR CUNT YOU WILL REACH YOUR GOAL OF THE COMB OVER SOON ENOUGH!!!
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PRAAAISE THE LAWD & PASS THE JIM!
i quite like the shoes :(
boresville
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
take it AWAY, FatMartha!
it NOT done til' da fat ladee she sing!
****jamaican joint hit*** AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
HEY Mr. Xeun Man, tell da mijjit MA-AN!
contract's UP an' I wan' go HOOOOOOME!
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 2:39pm
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*blinks*
You okay there? lol
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Hi5.
Submitted by zomay on August 14, 2008 - 1:05pm.
She either has her monthly gift from mother nature, or she is pregnant with twins.
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or she's so malnourished she's getting the little bubble belly :(
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
A WEE MAH WEH A WEE MAH WEH A WEE MAH WEH A WEE MAH WEH A WEE MAH WEH A WEE MAH WEH A WEE MAH WEH !!
I don't understand why TG is letting her out alone... maybe he really is breaking down!
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
CONTRACT IS UP AN' I WANNA PHONE HOOOOME!
Poor Katie. She looks bloated and depressed. It's not too late Katie. Take Suri and run!
OH WOOOOAAAh!
She must have wicked foot cramps to keep switching from high high heels to flats like this.
WOOOAAA!!
Cute! Except the shoes.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Never mind the outfit, what's wrong with her leg??
Jazzercise! That's truly outrageous! Excuse me I'm going to go watch my Jem video tapes.
BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE CHOPPED THE BANGS AGAIN, KEEP CUTTING THE HAIR CUNT YOU WILL REACH YOUR GOAL OF THE COMB OVER SOON ENOUGH!!!
She either has her monthly gift from mother nature, or she is pregnant with twins.
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I can't believe Tommy isn't being more careful. Katie keeps escaping and wandering the streets dazed and confused. She was aware enough to wear sunglasses- the bright sunlight has to be a great contrast to her cell.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
She looks preggers. Either that, or she has starvation bloat.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Who gives an infected DICK what she's wearing??????
Jesus, this is turning into Just MK where we follow the shiteous fashion of people there rest of the world is tired of fucking looking at.
*slams door on way out of thread*
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What's worse: the outfit or the idea she probably paid $800 for it? If you count the purse, add another $2K.
Maybe she's trying to look as wrecked as possible so Tommy Girl will release her from her contract early.
I can just hear her at the dinner table saying, "Those Gossip Girls are sooo hot right now...and young...and single...and fertile. Yep, wife number 4 is ripe for the picking. I won't mind. I know it's just business!"
i think her outfit is more awful than Buckley's.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
And why is her leg broken?
Pyjamas.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I cant stand looking at this bitch!
BLAND BLAND BLAND!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.