Choke On It!
That's the same face I make whenever I look at pictures of Tori the Hutt and her oaf of a husband. In fact, I'm making that face now. Come to think of it, I should always make that face. You never know when a 10-incher might magically land in. Enough of that filth talk. Out of the gutter and into the Tori.
Tori the Hutt and that douche-person she calls a spouse caused a paparazzi frenzy yesterday when they tried to have lunch. I don't know why the paps were going so crazy. Don't they know that Bigfoot has already been found?
And is Tori knocked up again?! I wouldn't doubt it. Every time I see her in pig tails, it seems she's about to spawn again. Tori and Dean probably fuck the way bearded dragons fuck.
In other Tori the Hutt news, she told OK! Magazine that even though she's not in the pilot episode of "90210," she plans to do the show in the future. She didn't talk about the "money issue" though. She said, "I was supposed to be in the pilot and then I had Stella daughter when they went back into production so it didn’t work out, but I’m hoping to return later in the season."
How cute of Tori to think that the show is actually going to last that long. And if it does last that long, they still won't want to pay top dollar for her ass.
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i don't think anocandas or tila tequila open up this wide.
Nah, I don't go online during the day because my work schedule's crazy. Late night's my down time.
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I agree. Do you ever post during the day? I don't think I've seen you around
Run of the mill disclaimer: I really like D-listed, and it always makes me laugh.
On the other hand, I don't think it's fair that unattractive women are always shit on because they're not pretty.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Poor Tori. Not the nicest thing to look at. Seeing her eat is not very nice either.
I read where she farted on a dog once.
I think McDoucheMaster is going to screw her over one day.
And her friend Suzanne....I'm not so sure I'd trust that chick.
Dude!!! why so much hate for Tori Spelling?
I was always told that to hold your knife in one hand, while shoveling food in your mouth with the other, is piss poor table etiquette.
I think Tori seems cool as fuck! And just admit that all of you would let dean hit it before you saw his balls get chopped off
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So while spending my important time on trashy sites I found the promotional music video for Tori Spellings reality show(that I was unaware existed). This confirmed what I already suspected while watching her show on VH1, So NoTORIous. She is very good at comedic acting and has self awareness to poke fun at herself from issues from getting her role on 90210 via her daddy to PS jobs she has had/should have had. Then while watching a clip of her reality show I witnessed her answering the phone exactly as my BFF Carolyn and I do: 'Hey Bitch."! If CW had any business sense they would cast her as the lead mother in the new 90210 as an insane Joan Crawford/Sybil role. I feel this would show her true potential in the best way possible.
PS I never said the bitch could sing.
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Disgusting. Thanks for ruining my din-din.
Is it really too much for these bottle blondes to touch up their roots now and then? If it's too much work, just go back to your natural color.
Sheesh. Everywhere I go, these women are walking around with black roots and NO SHAME about it. Rich ones, too.
Back in the day, you were considered unkempt and slovenly if you couldn't maintain your haircolor.
Sheesh.
I watched the show for the first time the other night. Her creepy husband was saying one of Tori's friends was "hot", then they played that stupid video. I was embarrassed for them. Dean has douche written all over him.
I'm confused; does he have TWO pairs of sunglasses or are those regular ones that look dark because of the black shirt?
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Submitted by Le_CUNT on August 14, 2008 - 8:43pm.
i saw a couple of episodes of her reality show and they are actually a pretty cute couple..he loves the heck out of her despite her facial impediments..it's quite lovely
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I'm glad SOMEONE's buying that bullshit, cause it forestalls poor Tore-up's "accidental" death-by-pillow-suffucation-cum-"asthma attack" -- you KNOW McCreepmott has it all planned soon as he taps every last cent and camera time out her raggedy ass.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I just wanna slap that "do I smell a fart" look right off his face.
LMFAO. Me too.
And I HATE the way he tries to yell at the paps in the show, like he's important or something. UGH
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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i saw a couple of episodes of her reality show and they are actually a pretty cute couple..he loves the heck out of her despite her facial impediments..it's quite lovely
It's wierd. I used to hate her, but now I kinda like her. She is actually cute and funny. AND I totaly get what she see's in her husband. I see the creepy side of him, but I still find him hot. Never would have thought it.
Submitted by Tray on August 14, 2008 - 7:18pm
That would be the illustrious Michael K., reigning King of Snark.
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...Am I the only person who thinks Tori is nice and funny??? I kinda like her. [[hides head in shame]]
Dean, on the other hand, is a skeazy creep. That we can all agree on, I'm sure.
Okay I just have to say this site is the shit!!! I have only recently found it & ever since I have been LMAO reading! I don't know who the writer is for this but PROPS to him/her!!!
Truly hideous.
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All the money her dad had and they couldn't afford etiquette lessons? That's NOT how you eat with a fork...oink, oink.
I've tried to watch that show a couple of times - it was so surreal to see them trying to avoid the paps while they have cameras WITH them.
Plus it showed them looking at a gorgeous house up in some hills and made a big deal about how they bought it but the one they moved into is just an average suburban house.
I got confused......
There is absolutely nothing attractive about this woman so the only thing I can guess is that she is a great cocksucker or fucks like a whore. There can be no other explaination and don't give me the "she might have a nice personality" bullshit.
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"I was supposed to be in the pilot and then I had Stella daughter"
Hopefully this is a misquote, otherwise she is even weirder than i thought. Does she calls her son and husband 'Liam son' and 'Dean husband'? Candy mom?!
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
she wasnt in the original 90210 pilot either, so it fits. n she should just say FUCK IT n go with a jackson style makeover complete with detachable nose.
That is very possibly the ugliest white chick I have every seen! Dam ---. I hope her old man left some big fucking bucks cuz she ain't making it on those looks. Son of a bitch, now I am going to have fucking nightmares again! MK you bitch!!
Why do the paps even follow their ugly asses?
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Eww....I hate to watch people eat. Even worse when you hear them. I'll bet she scrapes her horse teeth on the fork when pulling it out. I HATE that sound.
LCT: def the peanut butter one, it looks more like poo!
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Bet she could swallow my cock to the balls baby. Bring it on sweetheart.
Her face makes me want to cut my dick off.
Only hot chicks can get away with wearing pigtails. End of discussion.
You know what? I'm sick of hearing about this new 90210. without Donna's pink and white 2 piece stretch outfit appearing in the beginning it'll never be 90210 to me.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 3:41pm.
LCT: pass the cupcakes...
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Do you want the one with the chocolate buttercream icing covered in gummy bears, or the one with peanut butter frosting with peanut butter cups on top?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
I have an orange tree in my backyard...so i use orange and it DOES taste and smell wonderfull!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Tori the Hutt...
Her heads in her Butt...
There's some poop up there...
she should come up for air!!
No really....watching these TURDS eat is news worthy???
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 3:58pm.
oh hell! i bet that tastes and smells good too!
edit: i got it SpaceBalls! i like prok rhinos too!
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Did i type rhine??...lol...I meant rind...oh fuck...i dont know how to spell today...but anyway...you know what i mean. :D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
AJP...try this trick.
Get an orange or lemon or lime....something with a rhine...then slice a tiny layer of the rhine off...like a dime size round. Dont cut all the way into the fruit....anyway...put that little piece in your baggie or container and VOILA...it keeps your weed from drying out!!!
Its an awesome trick.
I keep my durka(as i call it) in a little photo film roll case. Perfect size!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I need a tupperware for my POOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I could use tupperware...like, a little one for keeping my weed fresh.
i do that and i put a little damp paper napkin in there too too keep it burning slow and moist.
make a little barrier so the little weed bits dont touch your damp towel o you have to wait till it dries to shake it off for emergency hanover bowls to mix with resin when youre waiting on the delivery guy to show up
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is it possible that she is getting even more homely? he may be a mega douche, but she is lucky she got someone as decent looking as he is considering her fug.
I could use tupperware...like, a little one for keeping my weed fresh.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 14, 2008 - 3:45pm
that is amazing!
like hey you aint gonna finish yo fries?
Store it in my fresh keeping tuperwear ho!
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Some fool asked me to her Tupperware party last week at MCDONALDS. Double fuckery!
But you don't have to buy anything...
HA HA HA how the fuck you going to sell tuperwear spam style online monkey ass??? ha ha ha
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