Choke On It!
That's the same face I make whenever I look at pictures of Tori the Hutt and her oaf of a husband. In fact, I'm making that face now. Come to think of it, I should always make that face. You never know when a 10-incher might magically land in. Enough of that filth talk. Out of the gutter and into the Tori.
Tori the Hutt and that douche-person she calls a spouse caused a paparazzi frenzy yesterday when they tried to have lunch. I don't know why the paps were going so crazy. Don't they know that Bigfoot has already been found?
And is Tori knocked up again?! I wouldn't doubt it. Every time I see her in pig tails, it seems she's about to spawn again. Tori and Dean probably fuck the way bearded dragons fuck.
In other Tori the Hutt news, she told OK! Magazine that even though she's not in the pilot episode of "90210," she plans to do the show in the future. She didn't talk about the "money issue" though. She said, "I was supposed to be in the pilot and then I had Stella daughter when they went back into production so it didn’t work out, but I’m hoping to return later in the season."
How cute of Tori to think that the show is actually going to last that long. And if it does last that long, they still won't want to pay top dollar for her ass.
Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com
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LCT: pass the cupcakes...
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Amway and Mary Kay can't be far behind.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 2:33pm
James Haven already has the Mary Kay covered; don't want to step on any toes...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Looking at or listening to her is like jerking off with a cheese grater...slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 14, 2008 - 3:26pm.
I LOVE HER.... :(
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT DICK @ NITE!
BRANDI LOVES PEE!
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Wow, Brandi, that's pretty weird to say.
OMFG! there is a bitch up in here selling tuperwear?????
NO AVON SLUT?????
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
K, this is probably common knowledge, but if you have to open your mouth that wide, shouldn't you be taking smaller bites?
Unless of course you're eating an icing coated chocolate cupcake. Then it's totally acceptable.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
T/D ..omg I LIKE this show. I feel sad for Dean, how could he know,or did he? ;> and I would never have even watched, if it weren't for DListed.LOL
These two are sucha joke. They actually flaunt the fact that they left each other's spouses for each other. Yes, I watch thier show (there is nothing else on on Tuesday nights) And tell me why they got all up in arms when a photographer was trying to get pictures of their new spawn but they are totally whoring out for thier show?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I LOVE HER.... :(
MK I HOPE YOUR FEELING BETTER!
HTTP://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
Even the way she EATS is annoying.
Eh; she may be ugly but she's thinner than me... feeling too blase to hate at the moment.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
whoot whoot!!! LOON in the Maniston thread!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Interesting, I always figured she just strapped on a feedbag full of oats.
HAHA, In related news to that story about Bigfoot, it says this guys Bigfoot costume was stolen.. LMAO ROTGDF.. Now tht is the shit right there. Oh I can't take anymore. Too much!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Well, also, Dean's son (by first wife) was on show, and his face was blurred out, No doubt the rules of his Ex. She's like "uh fuck your wife, that bitch and her show, Don't you show My babies face on her dumb show, hmph!"
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I just wanna slap that "do I smell a fart" look right off his face.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
ha ha ha ha
oklahoma its ok on you!
sometimes i think you are really a comedian or some thing like that!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
*wanders off to read Bigfoot article MK posted*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
the 2 of them literally make my skin crawl...
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
im sorry, can i just say as annoying as her stupid husband is and i agree what he did was pretty fucking low..his ex wife is just an annoying as he and tori are as well. i cant stand that woman, her whiney manly voice or anything about her. i cant believe that they gave that woman anohter tv show. god.
*giving Okie's ass a little pinch*
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
PIG TAILS MAKE ME ANGRY!
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*looks around*
*undoes pig tails*
*does nervous laugh*
Submitted by Salem13 on August 14, 2008 - 12:08pm.
God can you imagine fuckin that thing?
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That's what light switches, dark curtains, and fantasies are for.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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on that season finale he was all saying he wanted to get her pregnant again. Damn, let her snatch rest a day or two.
*sends her Vagina a get well basket*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
PIG TAILS MAKE ME ANGRY!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Skeevy Dean has the paps on speed dial.
Knocking up Tori and getting his picture taken make him feel relevant.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
God can you imagine fuckin that thing? I bet you shes one of those girls that complains ALL thur sex and when shes suckin dick she won't let you touch her head because you might mess up her hair.
*stands next to Snowpiece* Right on!!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I'm sorry, but she just must spend money like CRAZY. I watched the True Hollywood Story of this girl the other day, and She's done a TON of movies, be them Lifetime or whatever, they were TOP watched at that time. Also 10 years on 90210!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I hate her husband more than anything
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
& that creepy husband's gonna kill her in her sleep when her insurance is worth more than her other assets -- and that's anytime now
He has bed head.. I hate him, such a dork.. But I love her soo much! And I loved their lil video they did, it was really cute come to think of it! Sweet that they do stuff like that together, and learned how to play guitar like that.. I wish I had love like that.. *turns into a jar of jelly*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
ugly shemale cracken
"Out of the gutter and into the Tori."
Same difference?
all the money in the world her daddy had couldnt buy her class..poor tori...
*yawn* next...