The Troll Is Going Broke?
Mary-Kate Olsen must be cackling at the rumors that she's "burning through her cash." The Olsens are probably the richest trolls in the world, raking in $40 million total each year. Shit, the Travelocity gnome even makes less than that.
Maybe the source meant that she's literally "burning her cash" because she's so fucking rich. There's just not enough room in her tree trunk anymore. The talking wolves who guard her riches told her that some of her cash needs to go. They just can't keep up.
The source told UsWeekly (via MSNBC) that the troll is spending her money on everything. Her people have told her to cut down on “travel, jewelry, clothes and especially security.” They forgot to add cocaine. Oh shit. I didn't mean that. I meant to say limited-edition Troll dolls.
If the troll is going broke, then I'm going celibate.
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Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 3:51am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 14, 2008 - 2:45pm
They are so rich because they used their popularity from Full House to branch out into the children's movies business where they made a shitload of straight-to-DVD videos that soccer moms bought by the truckload, thus enabling them to create their own company called Dualstar and making them the youngest CEOs in history. Plus they've got their MK and Ashley brand plastered on everything from make-up to clothes to lunch boxes to your dad's secret website.
Kidding!
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LMAO, now THAT explains it!!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 14, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I don't like smoke, well ciggie smoke!
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that makes TWO things we agree on....:)
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Well on that note.. *lites up* Bwahahahah,, No j/k..
My husband smokes, and ashes ANYWHERE, the bed, the floor, my ass, the roof, my head, his dick.. Fuck me it pisses me off soo bad! that stress he gives me almost makes me lite up sometimes..
You'd have to be one fantastically irresponsible bitch to burn through that fortune. Is she buying coke and Oxy for all of Hollywood??
No matter how much money this trolls have, they will always look like albino monkeys to me.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I don't like smoke, well ciggie smoke!
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that makes TWO things we agree on....:)
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
ILovePapaSmurf on August 14, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Yeah, Danny Tanner was incredibly obnoxious. He was also the first gay dad on television.
All I remember about Full House is how much I disliked Danny Tanner. That fucker annoyed me every episode with his, "This house has to be clean" routine. Fucker.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Stoney I heard that too, But the workers/exec's hate when they arrive, cause they chain-smoke the WHOLE time w/ the doors closed.. I don't like smoke, well ciggie smoke!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I heard Ashley actually works and goes to the office and meets with the Dualstar staff on a regular basis about their clothing line, which has now branched out into two different clothing lines because Mary Kate is so goddamn weird. Apparently Mary Kate's line is popular in Europe or something. And they're coming out with a coffee table book about all the influential people in their life, which I'm sure will sell a trillion copies to college-age morons. I hate that I know this shit.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I highly doubt it. She may be spending money like mad, but I thought the twins were billionaires? If not, they are worth like 50 mil apiece......
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Well their money wont last forever and their kiddie shit is sooooo passe! They arent doing anything else, unless it goes up their nose...so i dont doubt it. I'm sure they didnt properly invest it. Such trolls!!!!!!!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
What do they even do? I know one of them had a movie out recently but...I don't think I've ever seen their clothing line anywhere.
Uh oh, if you're rich being as weird as her is labeled "eccentric", but if you're poor you'll be considered "mentally ill". Better get some normal clothes while you've still got some cash!
I. HATE. HER. FACE. Is it obnoxious-looking bitch day at dlisted?
Fucking_Classy : they made all these videos like "The Trollsons go to Paris" "The Trollsons Solve the case" etc that I believe made them bajillions of dollars from the kiddos.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 14, 2008 - 2:45pm
They are so rich because they used their popularity from Full House to branch out into the children's movies business where they made a shitload of straight-to-DVD videos that soccer moms bought by the truckload, thus enabling them to create their own company called Dualstar and making them the youngest CEOs in history. Plus they've got their MK and Ashley brand plastered on everything from make-up to clothes to lunch boxes to your dad's secret website.
Kidding!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
HI JIM!!!!!!!
HOW'S MY BOY?!?!?!?!
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Bob Saget
That Ain't RIght
HBO
rent it.
funny
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
They probably ARE going broke. Their clothing and makeup line are for sure dying as their target audience is growing up and nobody cares about them anymore.
Can anyone please explain to me why are they so rich? Is it just because of Full House?
I honestly don't know.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
lol
http://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
Yea she's going broke, I should be so broke.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by MollyJones on August 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Why is she always making that face?
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That's her "prune" face.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
she does not get 40 million that is what their company makes , she has to pay taxes,manager,agent,security, ugly clothe, PA, etc etc
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Hey, it costs a lot of money to look like a NYC hobo!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
OK! If the troll is going broke, and MK goes celibate, then I will dedicate my life to the service of the Lord Almighty Christ-man!
Jim,
Cut-It-Out
( i hate myself that i remember taht)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
i can't believe that the residual from "Full House" and those crappy straight-to-video flicks make that much money.
Their parents must have invested their earnings very well.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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JIM: OMG I hated that guy, Coulier or something.
I guess the Full House money is running out and they can't make any more adorable mysteries because trolls scare little kids.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
jim jam
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jim jam jim jam
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Why is she always making that face??!________________________________________________
"I'm the normal one and everyone else is crazy. Thank you, next question" -Kathy Griffin
AND I GIVE FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE??? WHERE THE FUCK IS UNCLE JESSE AND THAT ANNOYING TWIT WHO THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY??