Julia Child Was A Super Spy!
Quick, Julia! There's a Nazi trying to get into your safe house. Throw that big fish at her before she busts in!
In a report out today, Julia Child has been named as one of the 24,000 people who worked as a covert agent for the OSS during World War II. You know Julia Child beat the schnitzel out of a few Nazis and then made them a delicious roasted chicken dinner afterwards.
The Guardian has the details:
Child was one of more than 24,000 covert agents working on behalf of the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), a second world war-era precursor to the CIA. Her fellow spies included professional baseball player Moe Berg, US supreme court justice Arthur Goldberg and Miles Copeland, the father of The Police drummer Stewart Copeland.In new records released today by the US national archives, Child admitted she left a previous job in furniture advertising after personality conflicts with her employers.
"I made a tactical error and was out," the French-cuisine guru wrote in her OSS application. "However, I learned a lot about advertising and wish I had been older and more experienced so that I could have handled the situation, as it was a most interesting position."
Child, who died four years ago this week at age 91, applied for the spying post years before marrying Paul Cushing Child and opening her storied French cooking school, L'Ecole des Trois Gourmandes.
I bet you Julia's signature voice isn't real! Her real voice is probably sultry and velvety, but she didn't want any of the Nazis to find her out. I love her even more now. Although, I can't fuck with her recipes. I tried to make one of her recipes once and after I took a glance at it, I closed up the book and ordered Chinese. That shit is impossible.
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No disrespect to Julia here....I wish I could cook water! Man...that stuffs difficult to master!! ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Julia inspired my love for cooking from early age. Used to watch her show when I was wee little lass. (yeah, nerd alert.)
Don't any of you whores put Julia down. She was fascinating person. Read her bio or auto-bio called "My Life In France". The love story between her and husband is something we should all hope to have.
Cooking show no-nothings we have today can't hold a spatula to the original and the first, Julia.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 5:36pm.
*pulls old lady pants up to my nipples*
Alright! Which one of you darn kids left poo on my doorstep?
Your parents are going to hear about this!
Stay off my lawn!
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*sniff sniff*
It's POOP again!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
wow... who knew.
http://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
Anyone up for a night of Sex and the City with me? I need those crazy bitches.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
(snickers softly from behind the bushes...)
heheheh....
Dang....Julia Child has been dead 4 years???? whoa. I hear she liked to use a TON of butter....in her recipes too! ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
OH! On topic: food
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
*pulls old lady pants up to my nipples*
Alright! Which one of you darn kids left poo on my doorstep?
Your parents are going to hear about this!
Stay off my lawn!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
OK ? Julia Childs was a CIA Spy and she's talking about she wished she kept her job selling furniture??? SNORE!
............BE A HOSER, DRINK DR.HOSER....
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
(runs to clarisses doorstep and sets down a flaming bag of something warm and smelly)
Blpoop!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 2:13pm.
I'm a hoser, he's a hoser, She's a hoser, we're a hoser, Wouldn't you like to be a hoser too?
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Is being a hoser better than being a hosee?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Holy shit! This is the coolest story I've ever heard! Next thing you know Tits 'n Teeth Giada will be outed as the REAL Vice President of the United State's sandwich-maker.
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HAHAHAHHAHA Tits 'n Teeth is the PERFECT name for Giada!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I'm a hoser, he's a hoser, She's a hoser, we're a hoser, Wouldn't you like to be a hoser too?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 5:08pm.
*goes and gives carrot a hug*
poo
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*Goes and gives Clarisse a paper bag filled with a mysterious heavy, smelly substance*
poo
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Who's your hoser?
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Will you be my hoser, since you are a hoser?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
I knew that clarisse!! Toe-tall-eee! lol
You telling me not to say fuck...well...thats just a load of poo! :D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
You're right, MK, JC was a pro!! Man, I remember my friend's mom used to make her shit to the actual show!! I was like GODDAMN you bitches must eat good! Here is a recipe that lazy bitches like us can handle, though;
Roasted Sweet Onions Julia Child
"... a very simple one [recipe] that I use a great deal, which is just roasting a whole onion.
I pierce it [a whole sweet onion] in five or six places with a knife and then put it as is either in a 450 degree oven or for 5 or 6 minutes or so at high in the microwave. Then when it's done, cut it in half or open it up and sprinkle it with grated cheese and olive oil or just plain butter, salt and pepper.
It's such an easy way to do them and they're so delicious."
- Julia Child
Nova,
I am just givin you shit! Fuck, i say fuck all the fuckin time!
*goes and gives carrot a hug*
poo
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 5:01pm.
it is POOr form to use it in everyday speech. :P poop on you!! :P
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No it snot.
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Oh its SNOT, is it???
Snot what i was told by my mammie!! :D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I tell you...the only recipe that i can throw together is an awesome 7 layer dip. No poo included though.... ;P
Who's your hoser?
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 14, 2008 - 5:01pm.
it is POOr form to use it in everyday speech. :P poop on you!! :P
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No it snot.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
I poop upon your liberal use of the word POO!!! Clarisse!! Nyah! :P heheheh
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 1:54pm.
that is very sweet.
I am all farklempt.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Oh I feel so much better about my less than stellar culinary skills now you sluts!!! I start with a recipe and figure there is a faster lazier way to cut out 3 or 4 steps and it comes out like shite.
Anypoo...
Nova....I hate to poo poo something you said, but i personally frown uPoon the liberal use of the word "fuck". POOr form.
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I'm away from my desk for 15 minutes and i come back to be scolded for using the word fuck?? Let me just tell you that this is the ONLY place i use that word. I would never utter that word elsewhere...i have childrens and plus...it is POOr form to use it in everyday speech. :P poop on you!! :P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 14, 2008 - 4:57pm.
i AM a hoser!
i learn new shit all day!
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You can be a knob, too!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
K, here's a question for anyone who has happened to watch 30 Minute Meals.
How much do you think the people who make the cheesy fake labels on her food make per episode?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:56pm.
i AM a hoser!
i learn new shit all day!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 14, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:49pm.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoser
please circle what type of hoser i is.
also if you want to be my hag.
pass it back after gym class slut
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I circled both Option #2, and Option #3, Section 2.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 1:41pm
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No, that's just me, wanting to bask in your glow, in hopes that I can absorb your pearls of wisdom like golden rays of sunshine.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 4:49pm.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoser
please circle what type of hoser i is.
also if you want to be my hag.
pass it back after gym class slut
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Wow. I knew Julia was a hot ass bitch in the kitchen but I didn't know she was all covert on the side! BAD ASS!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 14, 2008 - 4:26pm.
yes but who is she in the forum?
THIS BITCH IS AN ALT!
MOUSE! JULIA CHILD IS MOUSE YOU FUCKIN HEIFFERS!
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LOL you're such a hoser. But I heart you.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
HAHAHAH NOVA!
You know when you're trying not to laugh audibly, and you do that weird thing where you make noise on the air intake? So doing that now trying not to laugh about fried poo.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Anypoo...
Nova....I hate to poo poo something you said, but i personally frown uPoon the liberal use of the word "fuck". POOr form.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Oh, dear. Is that a gentle reminder that I am behind in my "Won't you be my friend" payments?
LOL ♥
I just found out about the trooper/trouper thing last week!
Life...it's just like *WOW*.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Holy shit! This is the coolest story I've ever heard! Next thing you know Tits 'n Teeth Giada will be outed as the REAL Vice President of the United State's sandwich-maker.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
I once cut a bitch to get a copy of Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
Okay, I cut in line, but still...bitch had it coming.
Oh I feel so much better about my less than stellar culinary skills now you sluts!!! I start with a recipe and figure there is a faster lazier way to cut out 3 or 4 steps and it comes out like shite.
Anypoo...
Nova....I hate to poo poo something you said, but i personally frown uPoon the liberal use of the word "fuck". POOr form.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
What's a trouper? A trout pastry?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
"Her fellow spies included professional baseball player Moe Berg"
Poor Moe. He could speak in 8 languages, but couldn’t hit in any of them.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on August 14, 2008 - 1:24pm.
I knew, and I love you for knowing, too. I wanna be just like you when I grow up, but I think I'm failing miserably. Can I please stand in your shadow?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15,
Sounds like someone's been leaving mud pie prints at fancy restaurants!
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LMAO! Well, not me, I'm gayelle and my ass is a one-way road.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 14, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Off topic, but is anyone else annoyed by the stupid Jenna Jameson "Too much sex can be a bad thing" ad?
Sure it can, if your ass is so busted you must wear diapers at 34. Dumb cunt.
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Sounds like someone's been leaving mud pie prints at fancy restaurants!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Off topic, but is anyone else annoyed by the stupid Jenna Jameson "Too much sex can be a bad thing" ad?
Sure it can, if your ass is so busted you must wear diapers at 34. Dumb cunt.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on August 14, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Of course she was a spy. How mid-century of her. What a trooper.
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OK, don't hit me but...
I always thought it was "what a trooper" but I found out recently, like last week, that is is "what a trouper!"
Who knew, right? :)
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Mmmm... fish. I'm hungry now :(
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by Stoney on August 14, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Well bully for her.
Why is she holding Paris Hilton's vagina?
Maybe she's gonna make poo ala whore.
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I've never tried that, but I hear it tastes like herpes.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
@Mike,
So how is it that the news just got to NYC? lol. The Pony Express was not that slow.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
yes but who is she in the forum?
THIS BITCH IS AN ALT!
MOUSE! JULIA CHILD IS MOUSE YOU FUCKIN HEIFFERS!
HAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.