You May Now Kiss The Gayelle!
Ellen Degeneres and Mandy Rogers aka Portia de Rossi are going to tie the vagina this weekend in California. UsWeekly reports that the two blonde gayelles will have a small ceremony now that it's legal for gay hos to ruin their lives by getting married.
Last May, Ellen announced on her show that she would make Portia an honest woman.
This is the only thing I want to know. Are Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon going to be there? If so, I will jump my sick ass on a plane and crash that shit! Dancing cheek-to-cheek with Rojo Caliente to a Melissa Etheridge song would make my life. And I'm not talking about the cheeks on our faces.
Hopefully, Portia didn't sign any pre-nup. She can't really get knocked up by Ellen, so that's her only best bet! Sorry, business first, pleasure second.
And does anyone know an address where I can send them a gift certificate to Homo Depot as a congratulations? Actually, Ellen and Portia are fancy gayelles. I would have to send them a gift certificate to Homo Depot EXPO instead.
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Set the clock ticking for the first gay celeb divorce...
I got them a Black & Decker reciprocating saw for a wedding gift.
Okay, I second everyone who's going WTF at Portia's eyebrows. They're mesmerizingly ugly.
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I hate to be the one throwing cold water on the assembly, but I don't think this union is gonna take. E & P have long been plagued by rumors of trouble. Having a pretty ceremony ain't gonna help if the rumors are true.
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
cute :) good luck to them
I always thought of Ellen as the cute one (although kind of old) and Portia as the sexy one.
Although their closed door lesbian activities would be interesting to watch, I'm sure they hardly do it as often as they talk about saving the environment or buying organic food or sitting in rooms full of scented candles listening to Enya and talking about importing a baby from Asia.
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Can't stand Ellen's trite humor, but I LOVE Portia and I hope Ellen is great to her. Congrats to them.
This reminds me of that south park episode when they did the 300 spoof and they show Mr. Garrison how to scissor and he can't stop talking about scissoring. anyway congrats
Good for them. Enough of us straight people shit up marriage. I should know I flushed mine over a year ago.
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Rojo is really one of the most unappetizing creatures out there.
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15, 2008 - 10:12am.
Okay, okay...who's the jokester that smeared poo on Portia's eyebrows? Fess up!
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YMAtT, that's not poo, that's poo brown sharpie #6! Love your Nurse Ratched avatar. CLASSIC!
Your Mom Ate th... : YAY POO!!!!!!!!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Noooo. It's "tie the clit", Michael K.! Sheesh. How much of that cough medicine you be doin'?
Nice shark-skin suit, Ellen!
Okay, okay...who's the jokester that smeared poo on Portia's eyebrows? Fess up!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
If Rosie attends, do you think she'll try to catch the bouquet? I know she's already married to wifie, Kelly, but just the thought of plowing over a herd of women probably excites her.
Submitted by JuneStar on August 15, 2008 - 5:56am.
OT but i gotta know: is anyone else's netflix down?
Netflix is having a major meltdown, the news yesterday said they haven't been able to ship movies for 3 days.
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Wow, oompah-loompah-coloured eyebrows. Wrong!!!!!
Ellen looks like she doesn't know where she is.
Good for them. Now get thee to Walgreens and buy a Tweezerman....STAT!
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Fuck Home Depot, I'm sending a Sephora gift card to portia.
Nevertheless, congrats to these hot muffin divers!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
My only hope is that Ellen is happy this time, and is not bamboozled out of her hard-earned cash by some money-guzzling gayelle on the take!
Get a pre-nup, bitch!
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Awww... you're still sick MK? I guess that Buckleys shit didn't work... lol. Hope you feel better soon!
Love and marriage
love and marriage
fuck ive got to stop dating twinks!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Well, Congrats to them if that's what the really want. *pssst* Ellen - pre-nup!
Submitted by Einah Teb on August 15, 2008 - 8:49am.
I have always believed that everyone should have the same right to access evil divorce attorneys. To save that fun for heteros is just morally wrong.
OT but i gotta know: is anyone else's netflix down?
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DeeDee, Your Av says it all..
also, I like how MK says, "to ruin their lives" Aint that th fucking truth. My life is ruined as I speak. Don't DO IT ELLEN!! DON'T Cross OVER! Its not waht it seems!!! Trust me!
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They are my favorite gayelle couple. (Ooh, I sound like a spammer!) I am really rooting for them to make it. Ellen seems like she has no trouble remaining faithful to one person... hopefully Portia really is gayelle and not pulling a Heche.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 15, 2008 - 9:09am.
Portia seems to be going for the chola eyebrows. Someone needs to tell her she needs a BLACK sharpie, not a copper paint pen!
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I noticed that the two of them have the same colored eyebrows. OH GOD, what if Ellen is turning her into her clone!? It's like a [more] gayelle version of TommyGirl! AHH!
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Portia's eyebrows are like a chola Joan Crawford.
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Congratulations Ellen and Portia. Hopefully Portia hires a professional makeup person because her eyebrows are ridiculous.
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"Business first" Leave it to MK not to get misty over a love story. Follow the coin you slut!
Congrats to the happy couple!
Hope Anne Heche doesn't go all 'Celestia' and decide to crash.
Mabel - nice to 'see' you again!
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Portia seems to be going for the chola eyebrows. Someone needs to tell her she needs a BLACK sharpie, not a copper paint pen!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
All I see is the wrongness of the color of Portia's eyebrows.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Portia is pretty hot. I think I would go gayelle for her... possibly. She'd be my gayelle MILF.
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what? they're not getting married here in massachusetts? that makes me sad...
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