Rumer With A Big Hairy Tumor
Fuckity fuck! Tater Head almost has me feeling sorry for her spud-looking ass (and chin). She's taking advantage of me when I'm feeling ill! In this week's Page Six Magazine, Rumer said she got "screwed" in the name department. She should add "looks" to the departments she got screwed in.
Tater Head said, "My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " I take it back. I don't feel sorry for her, but I do thank her for giving me a new song to sing while I'm making tater tots. And what's this "hairy tumor" the kids are talking about? Oh shit. I bet you her chin sprouts hair like a Chia Pet!
Tater also said she was surprised to learn she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People, She said, "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way." Ugh. Back to feeling sorry for her. Don't cry, Tater. Wait, do you think she cries potato vodka? If that's the case, she's my new best friend.
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Did someone hit Rumer Willis in her lantern jaw face with a cast iron frying pan hard enough to convince her that she's Clara f**king Bow?
Rumer will NEVER, EVER, be the "It" girl. Not sexy enough, not mysterious enough, not cute enough, not pleasant enough. In fact, replace "enough" with "at all." She is nothing but the beneficiary of nepotism, through and through, but she's so arrogant and conceited that she won't admit it.
She so desperately wants to come off as this chic throwback to Old Hollywood.
Sorry honey, you're ugly. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
It's her fault, too. One could forgive her appearance if she were beautiful in other ways. But she's not. And that's why she'll never accomplish anything that mommy and daddy didn't procure for her at the get go. World class L-O-S-E-R. She should just enjoy her money and get the hell out of people's faces, because most reasonably intelligent people just aren't having it, and aren't fooled for a minute by her frenetic cries for attention.
PS - you could serve Thanksgiving dinner on that chin.
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Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 11:31am.
BATH TIME!
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 15, 2008 - 11:25am.
She should move to Idaho. They luv taters there..
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Rolling on a tater filled floor.. LMAO!!
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Whats so wrong about a person wanting fame?
I have been to many actors workshops in ny and have seen great looking people there, as well as ugly motherfuckers. Its unfair to say to someone, you look like a beast, get the fuck away from my camera. Everyone has the right to have a dream and work towards it. So what if she wants fame, so many people want to be famous, its not like anyone ever works towards being an annonymous person in cubicle 3. Its not rumers fault she was born into a wealthy family with famous actors, your dealt the cards your dealt. I am going to see the Bunny Movie with Anna Faris, Rumers in it, I will judge her as an actor. Like someone else said, if you dont have looks at least make up for it with talent or personality. Personality wise, this girl from her interview sounds real, with a face like that reality doesnt escape you. And as far as talent, like I said, I will see how she does in the movie, if she stinks, then I change my opinion and she needs to go buy a farm and dissapear, but if she can hold her own in the movie, then why not we all love potatoes.
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Sorry. Still a sow's ear.
Tumer is just another delusional, hollyfucked spawn hoping to be someone she will never be. Go to college, fool...do something useful. blech...
She should move to Idaho. They luv taters there..
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Yes, Deb....her parents have a lot of money. That is where her money is coming from. You think she doesn't have some sort of trust fund? "Allowance" from growing up? She's doing just fine in the money dept.....she doesn't need to be an "actress"....she wants the fame, and the perks that go with it....
Just my opinion....
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 15, 2008 - 11:21am
THANK YOU!!!!
Not only is she fug, with Demi's face on Bruce's head, but this bitch can NOT act. AT ALL.
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Clearly mom and dad called in all kinds of favors to get that chick on the "50 Most Beautiful" list. And yeah, she does look like Jay Leno's love child.
Like always, I strongly recommend Rumer get a life...a real life. A not-in-front-of-the-camera-life. There's nothing wrong with that. Her famewhoring, however, is pretty sad and pathetic. Especially since she doesn't have the goods.
Cheers, Okie! With all the fug that MK has put on the screen this morning, it's nice to rest my eyes on some vintage Sir Paul!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 15, 2008 - 11:10am.
Your comment inspired me to look around a bit for old Demi pics.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/demiyoung_468x338.jpg
She does appear to have a bigger face, like Rumer's, but not as bad. I'm not sure if there is surgery that can fix the potato-head thing. If there was, I'm guessing Tori the teen-queen of plastic surgery would have had it back in the 90's when she was trying to fix her fugness.
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Submitted by Deb on August 15, 2008 - 11:12am.
Paul McCartney rocked this look 40+ years ago. And he was prettier.
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/p/paul-mccartney/paul-mccartney_1.Jpg
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Bwahahahahaha.. Now that is funny! I think that is really her mom and dad.
I will never feel sorry for this bitch. Sure, she's unfortunate looking, but she's famous for NO FUCKING REASON outside of the fact that her parents are famous. She needs to learn that if you lack the looks, you make up for it with personality and/or talent. She has none of the above and therefore doesn't deserve any of the attention she gets.
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Submitted by NitWitty on August 15, 2008 - 10:05am.
Morning, PSL :) Rumer is a low rent version of Paris, IMO.
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That's like saying Beetlejuice is a low-rent version of Flava Flav.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
What 'chew talkin 'bout Willis?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 15, 2008 - 10:11am.
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Deb, I disagree....she has money, she wants FAME.
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Her parents have tons of cash. Where is her money coming from?
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LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 11:11am
Ok, I'm taking you to WalMart with me later, I gotta do some grocery shopping, they can't give them away in my neck of the woods.
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Submitted by justice on August 15, 2008 - 11:05am.
If you can't entertain and you are not pleasing to look at... STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!! You need one or both qualities to be of any use in this game.
Like a painter than can't paint or a teacher than can't teach.. MOVE ON MUTHAFUCKER and stop forcing yourself on the good people of the world!
It's the forcing part that really fucks me off. The very idea that ANYONE wants to have this chintastic disaster on ANY cover apart from Chin Lovers Monthly is a fucking sour ass joke. Take a poll chinny, see how many vote to tell you to piss off and take that chin back to where you found it.
Fuck! Not even slightly attractive with all the fucking photoshopping and expensive outfits money can buy. I have seen more convincing and sexier shapes in a 5KG bag of King Edwards!!! ya cunts!
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BLESS YOU CHILD...and go see a therapist about your hair-trigger anger issues.Either that or go into stand-up comedy.;->
I might add that this dingbat has plenty of family money to attend university & pursue some kinda' degree.ACCOUNTANT beats ugly attention whore in my book any day of the week.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 15, 2008 - 8:10am.
Folks, she has Demi Moore's ORIGINAL (read: pre-plastic surgery) face. I'm sure, with time and movie roles, we'll be seeing her re-shaped into something barely recognizable, just like her mother.
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look back at "About Last Night" and "General Hospital"....Demi has NOT had a bunch of work done on her face to change her looks, just upkeep for aging.
Demi's face has always been the same. Rumer just got the bad features of her Mom and Dad on a head that is too big.
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
This girl is so self righteous. I am tired of these celeb kids and their so-called careers. Noone would hire this girl or have any interest if her name was not Willis.
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Paul McCartney rocked this look 40+ years ago. And he was prettier.
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/p/paul-mccartney/paul-mccartney_1.Jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
photoshop award!
That tat on her back reminds me of one a got out of a quarter machine last night at the grocery store, I put it on my checkbook.. A funny looking bird w/ no legs.
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I give up. I looked and looked and looked for a SINGLE copy of stupid Brange's People photo shoot to find out if these bebes are as ugly as people say and not a goddamn one has been on the shelf since it was released.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 8:02am.
Sorry, I just can't hate on her. Girl just always seems to be trying to make her own money although she could easily live off her parents.
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Deb, I disagree....she has money, she wants FAME.
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Nepotism being the way of the world, we should all resign ourselves to the fact that she's here to stay, at least for a while. Maybe she'll pick up some skills along the way to make up for her plainness.
Folks, she has Demi Moore's ORIGINAL (read: pre-plastic surgery) face. I'm sure, with time and movie roles, we'll be seeing her re-shaped into something barely recognizable, just like her mother.
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60 sexy fall shoes! I wonder if that means 30 pairs of shoes or not.....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i think this haircut suits her. her chin doesn't look as big as usual. keepit up, rumer!
justice: "Chin Lovers Monthly" made me LOL!!!!!!
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Morning, PSL :) Rumer is a low rent version of Paris, IMO. Too much money, too much undeserved fame, too ugly and too st00pid to realize people are laughing at her, not actually being entertained by her.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Did they photoshop her head a coupla' sizes down?!
Had to.
THE BAD NEWS: Nepotism will insure that this ho' has a movie career.
THE GOOD NEWS:She'll be cast in mostly Tim Burton-like features as one of the freakier looking characters.
Submitted by KD on August 15, 2008 - 10:58am.
Her chin actually doesn't look as pronounced here.
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If you can't entertain and you are not pleasing to look at... STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!! You need one or both qualities to be of any use in this game.
Like a painter than can't paint or a teacher than can't teach.. MOVE ON MUTHAFUCKER and stop forcing yourself on the good people of the world!
It's the forcing part that really fucks me off. The very idea that ANYONE wants to have this chintastic disaster on ANY cover apart from Chin Lovers Monthly is a fucking sour ass joke. Take a poll chinny, see how many vote to tell you to piss off and take that chin back to where you found it.
Fuck! Not even slightly attractive with all the fucking photoshopping and expensive outfits money can buy. I have seen more convincing and sexier shapes in a 5KG bag of King Edwards!!! ya cunts!
--thanks awfully--
Okie: that feels nice,mmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL
this little see you next tuesday makes me so mad, I don't know why. I think I'm still in love with her dad a little bit tho and he would hate me for this....
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by snowpiece on August 15, 2008 - 10:01am.
What the hell do you mean Rumez, isn't POTATO HEAD a cute enuf nickname for ya?
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I find it endearing.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by aquarius on August 15, 2008 - 10:51am.
That's is just completely wrong. Rumer CAN NOT move to WV and be considered beautiful. I just won't allow it;)
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Submitted by aquarius on August 15, 2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15, 2008 - 10:55am.
I love your avie and quote! Best not to be giving Michael Bay any ideas though! Oh what am I saying, he can't read.
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LOL! True! That's why he gets frustrated and has to blow shit up. Someone should coerce him to swallow a stick of dynamite when that happens. If he got ahold of "Cuckoo's Nest," he'd have Nurse Ratched go off on people with an AK-47 and the Native American guy would be able to nuke stuff with his mind.
Thanks for the avvie love, btw!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Sorry, I just can't hate on her. Girl just always seems to be trying to make her own money although she could easily live off her parents.
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Snowpiece.. *fingers you to come over here* Hi! *giggles* I'm glad you are back, and you lil steeenker. Winning that contest...
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
@YourMom.. LMAO about that little foolah tallulah.. And Vagina trout pout Scout
A family full of fools..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
What the hell do you mean Rumez, isn't POTATO HEAD a cute enuf nickname for ya?
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Hi Nitty!
It bothers me so much that this twat is getting magazine covers....WHY?
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
That should be a photo shop award...I didn't even realize it was Rumer! They tried to give her a smaller chin but if you look at the side, they didn't fix the jaw line so it looks like she's got cotton packing in her cheek. And the shadows to make her nose look normal instead of all pinched and teeny...but then there aren't any similar shadows from her arms or anything.
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